You're fired.

The mini-pumpkin tart from Silver Moon Bakery earned our highest rating.

“I do not know what happened to the mouse. I don’t even want to say," Gale Brewer told WSR.

Enjoying the fall weather.

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From the office of Dr. Katz on West End Avenue.

I proposed to my girlfriend at a good friend's wedding. Now the bride and groom are pissed at me. Why?

I could sit with a dog all day.

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Who's a pumpkin head?

Let us know what you scored in the comments.

Tell us the shuttered UWS establishment you miss the most.

Are you for real?

I shut the bathroom door and said to my wife, “There’s a rat on the toilet.”

I guess I'll go back home!

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Columbia University is getting harder to get into.

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The only type of data center I need!

There must be a place somewhere where stimuli are so few that we get a chance to digest some of what just happened.

A very local Venn diagram.

West Side Rag ventured out of the digital world on Wednesday.

People on the Upper East Side don’t see rainbows because they don’t believe in science.  

Dear God, how did this get past the editors?

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Members of the West Side Rag world did tennis battle on the neighborhood's clay courts on Friday.

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Enjoy the long weekend!

Game. Set. Sleep.

You probably get this question every year, but I’m going to ask anyway, as fashions change! Can I wear white after Labor Day?