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    Upper West Side Parking Now 30 Percent Snowbank, 70 Percent a Wish and a Prayer

    February 8, 2026 | 8:58 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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    49 Comments
    auntie em
    auntie em
    7 months ago

    In NYC, the snow doesn’t melt — it just takes over the parking spots.
    You got this exactly right, Gary!

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    Paula
    Paula
    7 months ago

    lol! Great 👍

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    UWS Dad
    UWS Dad
    7 months ago

    Indeed – the snow reveals how little these cars are really used.
    Street parking is somehow essential and taken up by cars driven less than once a week!

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    Paul
    Paul
    7 months ago
    Reply to  UWS Dad

    You can say the exact same thing about bikes, and the horse drawn cabs in Central Park.

    Driving in these conditions is down, and this is not representative of normal conditions.

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    Eugene Nickerson
    Eugene Nickerson
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Paul

    The urbanists will stop at nothing to spite car drivers.

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    UWS Dad
    UWS Dad
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Eugene Nickerson

    The Long Island drivers will stop at nothing to keep their subsidized free parking spots.

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    Phoebe
    Phoebe
    7 months ago
    Reply to  UWS Dad

    I’ve been thinking the same thing. Just abandon them. Easy.

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    kort
    kort
    7 months ago

    you get what you pay for

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    Joey
    Joey
    7 months ago
    Reply to  kort

    In NYC you get what you vote for.

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    Pat Hogan
    Pat Hogan
    7 months ago

    Ain’t that the TRUTH!!!

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    Merle Buff
    Merle Buff
    7 months ago

    Captured perfectly

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    Ken
    Ken
    7 months ago

    Gives New Meaning to Alternate Side Parking

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    Mia
    Mia
    7 months ago

    LOL! What are you doing leaving the house?

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    Tom D'Angelis
    Tom D'Angelis
    7 months ago

    Good one. My car was buried for three weeks in 1979 storm.

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    Mary McCarthy
    Mary McCarthy
    7 months ago

    Sad but true. Thanks for the chuckle

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    Neal
    Neal
    7 months ago

    For just a minute I thought my window had a view of the Alps.

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    7 months ago

    Upside: cleaner air.

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    Eric Anderson
    Eric Anderson
    7 months ago

    Mamdani failing early, and yes this is 100% the job of the mayor and his fault.

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    Dave
    Dave
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Eric Anderson

    Awwww boo hoo 🙂

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    ecm
    ecm
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Eric Anderson

    Yes, it’s all Mamdani’s fault for not raising the melting point of water ice! He has that authority, you know.
    Since he’s let us down, however, you could always volunteer to go outside and donate some hot air toward the snow mounds.

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    UWS Dad
    UWS Dad
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Eric Anderson

    Exactly! Why doesn’t the mayor just *checks notes* fix the weather!! How dare he let the temperature stay below freezing this long

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    Paul
    Paul
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Eric Anderson

    Can you identify the policy or tactical changes he’s made that caused this?

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    Stephen
    Stephen
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Paul

    The Mamdani administration dropped the snowball by failing to recruit enough emergency shovelers for the recent winter storm that dropped nearly a foot of snow on the Big Apple, critics said.

    As of Tuesday, 1,800 people were signed up for the temporary work this winter season, and a peak of 550 were out shoveling bus stops, crosswalks and other public areas since the Jan. 25-26 storm that continues to delay trash pickup and many other city services, a City Hall source said.

    In comparison, 6,454 shovelers were recruited for the 2015-16 winter season – which saw nearly 33 inches fall on Central Park – and up to 3,500 shovelers simultaneously worked at peak times that winter.

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    ecm
    ecm
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Stephen

    It’s quite odd that anyone in 2026 might have balked at volunteering to shovel snow in 5°F conditions, isn’t it?

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    Alice
    Alice
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Paul

    As I look out my window this morning I see that the huge snow pile that was taking up 2 parking spots across the steeet has disappeared. Hallelujah! Why did this take 2 weeks?

    FWIW, I don’t park on the street. The lack of snow removal is still a problem for me.

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    Anon
    Anon
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Paul

    They didn’t hire enough snow shovelers. They should have had an army shoveling out the busstops and fire hydrants. I saw no ads or SM posts telling people the city was looking for temp workers to shovel snow.

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    Rick
    Rick
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Anon

    Given the sorts of Mayors we’ve had, I’m kind of glad they don’t have an army.

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    Eugene Nickerson
    Eugene Nickerson
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Anon

    If Eric Adams was still the mayor or if Cuomo won instead, the same progressives defending Mamdani would be harshly critical of the snow and cold response.

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    Ian Alterman
    Ian Alterman
    7 months ago

    With the subzero wind chill temperatures, and even “high” temperatures in the mid-20s, the snow/ice is not going to melt for quite some time. And add in that they are predicting at least one more snowstorm this season – possibly pretty soon – and that is jut going to cover the ice with more snow, making it even more treacherous., and adding more ice when THAT snow gets frozen. We may not see “cleared” streets and sidewalks until April or May. <<>>

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    Debfrombrooklyn
    Debfrombrooklyn
    7 months ago

    Hahaha. (Looking at the rag from summer in Melbourne, Australia.) Gary, you nailed it! Again. Thanks for the laugh!

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    7 months ago

    I have a feeling that the excavating may begin this week…

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    Peter Birkenhead
    Peter Birkenhead
    7 months ago

    Same in DC!

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    JTZ
    JTZ
    7 months ago

    Multiple food trucks that have been parking permanently, even before snow.

    And though snow cleared, they’ve not moved.

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    parent
    parent
    7 months ago
    Reply to  JTZ

    Red popcorn truck on 72nd (in space for TJ delivery/unloading), Lulu’s in front of Raymour & Flanagan

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    Stephen
    Stephen
    7 months ago
    Reply to  parent

    That truck was abandoned illegally there for weeks in the summer claiming it was broken down and couldn’t move. But still could operate and sell popcorn. Funny that.

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    Paul Zelinsky
    Paul Zelinsky
    7 months ago

    This is really good.

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    Frank
    Frank
    7 months ago

    Maybe someone can make sense of the NYC DOT’s explanation for suspending alternate side of the street parking: “The New York City Department of Transportation announced that Alternate Side Parking Regulations will be suspended through Tuesday, 2/10 to facilitate snow removal. ” So they suspended it to facilitate snow removal, yet they did nothing to remove the snow and they could not remove it because of the cars in the way. They must think the public is just plain too dumb to question their ridiculous statements.

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    Frank
    Frank
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Frank

    I think Stephen’s comment is correct that the suspension facilitates removing snow from travel lanes. But after that is done, which was done more than a week ago, the explanation for continuing the suspension is nonsense since the cars need to be moved so that the snow along the curb can be plowed and removed. But that is not happening. One gets the impression that the city administration does not know what to do, it just sends out false, robotic communications , and it is hoping that warmer weather will do what they should be doing.

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    Eugene Nickerson
    Eugene Nickerson
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Frank

    There is not a whole lot that can be done, but I am sure if Cuomo or Adams was mayor, the left would raise a stink about the response.

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    Adam
    Adam
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Frank

    I never understood how suspending ASP facilitates snow removal. So nobody has to move their car, so they have no motivation to shovel the snow, and somehow that helps remove snow? Makes no sense.

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    Stephen
    Stephen
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Frank

    To facilitate snow removal on the travel lanes of the roadway.

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    Miriam
    Miriam
    7 months ago

    That’s (sadly) hysterically funny!

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    Stephen
    Stephen
    7 months ago

    Why are the Citibike ice tombs are not part of this story?

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    Ted Kaye
    Ted Kaye
    7 months ago

    So you think it’s funny that wheelchairs, seniors, disabled, baby strollers, pregnant women, and children couldn’t maneuver safely? That’s because it’s communist Mamdani and not adept Democrat Bloomberg or Republican Giuliani?

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    Gary
    Gary
    7 months ago

    Alternate Side has been suspended for so long, I forgot how to drive.

    Alternate Side has been suspended for so long that the garbage underneath the snow is now considered “artifacts”.

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Gary

    Alternate Side has been suspended so long my compost can now be used for biofuel.

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Gary

    Alternate side has been suspended for so long my CVS receipts are done printing.

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    7 months ago
    Reply to  Gary

    Alternate Side has been suspended for so long that I actually did learn Spanish before the Super Bowl.

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    Ellen T. White
    Ellen T. White
    7 months ago

    So true! Makes me glad I don’t have a car.

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