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Upper West Side Sign of the Times

January 11, 2026 | 7:24 AM - Updated on January 12, 2026 | 10:45 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Alice
Alice
1 month ago

Speaker of geezer crossings, when will they paint in the crosswalk in the mid block 72nd St crossing? I crossed the other day and was almost hit by a car who, I honestly believe, does not know a stop light has been installed. Yes, they should see the light but the white stripes would help too.

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malt
malt
1 month ago
Reply to  Alice

Actually our experience has been cars stopping at the light – but bicycles going through the red light as they do everywhere.

Nearly hit by a guy on Citibike.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
1 month ago

Very cute! Although I am not a geezer, I can enjoy the humor very much. Terrific drawing!

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Nancy D
Nancy D
1 month ago

hilarious! I feel seen!

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Neal
Neal
1 month ago

I need one of those at 55th and 12th. Used to be able to cross the highway in one green light, but not no more.

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DebM
DebM
1 month ago

You ‘ain’t kidding!

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Bob
Bob
1 month ago

I don’t think you need the caption.

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Don
Don
1 month ago

That hits a little close to home!!!

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Joanna
Joanna
1 month ago

This facial recognition thing is going way too far, Gary.

If it makes you feel any better, by some definitions geezer can refer to a lovable rogue who might be “unusual” but is charismatic.

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
1 month ago

That sign would be so useful here in Sarasota ! Very funny.
Thanks Gary….

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Paula
Paula
1 month ago

Found this definition…” What does geezer mean? Geezer is a mildly negative slang term for a man, especially an older man who’s considered odd in some way….”
Well, if the sign fits…. 😂

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Pat
Pat
1 month ago

I personally don’t know any geezers! lol

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Lori
Lori
1 month ago

Haha!

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Merle Buff
Merle Buff
1 month ago

How true – I guess we need signs for people to slow down.

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Cindy
Cindy
1 month ago

Love that although it’s a little too close to home for those of us who are old geezers.😅

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Nina
Nina
1 month ago

Pay no attention. You are as young as you feel!

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Nancy D
Nancy D
1 month ago

Hello editors. I went to show my friend the cartoon Gary did last week, but I noticed you didn’t include it with al his others. And not just that one, but all of them since Dec. 14. Can you please put them up? I want to share on my social media. thanks.

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
1 month ago

LOL

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Corcoran
Corcoran
1 month ago

Why did the geezer cross the road?

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Squiggly Wiggly
Squiggly Wiggly
1 month ago
Reply to  Corcoran

Because he wanted to get hit by a bicycle.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
1 month ago
Reply to  Squiggly Wiggly

That would be sad if true. But sadder still he had no idea when he got to the other side.

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David
David
1 month ago

Love it.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
1 month ago

I’m officially a geezer!!!

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Bill
Bill
1 month ago

Just love this one, Gary. I can definitely relate. Very insightful!

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Nancy
Nancy
1 month ago

Better than a geezer driving I guess

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Miriam Drachman
Miriam Drachman
1 month ago

Sadly, true!- but funny!

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Ken
Ken
1 month ago

Be happy that you get your very own crossing!

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Susan
Susan
1 month ago

Ageism. Not funny.

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