LOCAL PYTHON SEEKS NEW HOME: ‘LOVES TO BE HELD’

A “lesser ball python” needs a new home, says an Upper West Sider on Craigslist: “Here’s A Great Animal, That Needs A New Home, He Eats Great, Loves To Be Held, And Will Make A Great Breeder.” Contact the person for more information.

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    1. James says:

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/08/william-winans-1-year-old-bitten-crib-python_n_1657549.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

      After this happened in Chicago a few weeks ago, all I can say is I hope that new home is nowhere near my apartment building so I can sleep easier at night.

    2. Scooter Stan says:

      DARE I ask?? If it’s a male, by any chance might it be named ………………………
      ……….. ……. ………………. ……..(wait for it)………….. ………….
      …….MONTY ????