Every New York City basketball court has its own version of Victor Wembanyama.

Is there a kind way to stop my friend from regaling me with endless details of her grandchildren’s accomplishments?

New York Knicks mania has taken over Martoonerville!

A good way to tighten then loosen your belt.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

Scuttlebutt and scones.

My apartment mate acquired a cat while I was out of town. He knows I’m allergic. Now what? Signed,

Central Park is quiet this weekend.

Summertime dreaming.

Well, it looks like I'm back to being cranky.

Conversing with strangers...

I’m a waiter, and one family that comes in weekly for brunch doesn’t tip. At all. Can I approach them about it?

What is the pizza’s personality? How many pizza joints would you pass to get to this place?

To the mothers!

A different version of Here's the Dish.

Thank you for the Upper West Side support.

It's a galactic curbside pickup.

A friend I'm not that close to asked me to be his best man. I'd like to say no -- but how?

Maybe the scaffolding wasn't so bad?

Pay a visit to Grant's tomb -- the only national memorial on the UWS -- to commemorate the 18th president's birthday.

Two for $10?

From an alien's point of view.

It’s a Brave New World.

A colleague sent me a thank you note that I suspect was written by AI. Do I say something?

Life is just a series of seemingly random events.

Tax season returns.

"A hobbit door to the Shire?" one person mused about the UWS train station doors.

What season follows winter in the neighborhood?

We have no reservations running this Last Supper cartoon.

At least one salmon filet was over a pound and kosher.