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What the Upper West Side Will Look Like When A.I. Takes Over

August 30, 2026 | 8:23 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Jack Russell the Terror
Jack Russell the Terror
22 days ago

Looking forward to robot dogs — they won’t poop and won’t need (spaced out) humans to have them walk properly on sidewalks.

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Shari
Shari
20 days ago
Reply to  Jack Russell the Terror

Maybe you’d prefer robot children, relatives and friends. The magic of a real dog can never be duplicated.

Last edited 20 days ago by Shari
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Steve
Steve
22 days ago
Reply to  Jack Russell the Terror

lol

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Rosie
Rosie
22 days ago

Ooh. This one gives me the chills.

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
21 days ago
Reply to  Rosie

Not sure what is wrong with my comment – simply a play on words. BlAInket vs Blanket. Spelled it with AI in place of just the A. Mod is very sensitive!

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
21 days ago
Reply to  Rosie

Rosie may need a blAInket. See what I did there?

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
22 days ago
Reply to  Rosie

Somebody get Rosie a BlAInket!

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
22 days ago

The future is scary with AI!

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Neal
Neal
22 days ago

A.I. just don’t do grammar, do it?

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Anon
Anon
21 days ago
Reply to  Neal

“They don’t make them like they used to” is an expression and also a Kenny Rodgers song. I assume this is a play on that.

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Observer
Observer
21 days ago
Reply to  Anon

This expression goes back at least to the 1920s, probably earlier.

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NDM
NDM
22 days ago
Reply to  Neal

LOL – wondered the same thing. . Is A.I. singular or plural?.

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Observer
Observer
21 days ago
Reply to  NDM

It’s AI, singular form for both, similar to “aircraft”; a specific exception is possible, but rephrasing is better.

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Dan Schwartzman
Dan Schwartzman
21 days ago
Reply to  Observer

It’s Gary’s character that is using bad grammar, not A.I. If the character used good grammar, he would say, “A.I. doesn’t……”.

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Joanna
Joanna
22 days ago

Funny, Gary! Had a nice laugh this morning. AI will now be trolling you, though. It has yet to develop a sense of humor.

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
22 days ago

It’s bittersweet for sure! I wish it could be limited to saving lives instead of replacing them!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
22 days ago

It’s true and scary at the same time.

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Sue Taffet
Sue Taffet
22 days ago

Wow! And here we are! great job, Gary!

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Doxma33
Doxma33
22 days ago

Isn’t the whole point that it’s impossible to tell the difference between a.i. and the real thing?

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Carmella Ombrella
Carmella Ombrella
21 days ago
Reply to  Doxma33

No.

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steve
steve
22 days ago

scary world. especially without guardrails!

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Ian Alterman
Ian Alterman
21 days ago

Will life imitate art? This article is being published on 8/30. According to the Terminator film series, Skynet (the military AI which leads to the destruction of the world) becomes self-aware on August 29, 1997. Skynet, of course, controls the entirety of the military program, including for missile launches.

The current Administration is planning to install AI in its defense systems program. (That is not a joke.) Is Skynet a real possibility?

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
21 days ago

Hahaha! That’s a good one!!!!

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Charlie O’Sullivan
Charlie O’Sullivan
21 days ago

Man , with a soul , is made in the image of God.
Pope Leo’s , from day one, statements and warnings on AI are well worth reading and contemplating…. You don’t need to be Catholic, just a human with a brain , and the ability to think for oneself……
Like anything else it , AI , can be used for good or evil , if you want to see the evil of AI look at the recent drone attacks on Kiev, Ukraine.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
21 days ago

ugh i want to say something funny but I need AI to help me (aaaackkkk help!)

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Nina
Nina
21 days ago

Can we just get it to cure cancer!!!!

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Judd
Judd
19 days ago
Reply to  Nina

One thing you could do to avoid cancer is to ditch your device.

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Andy
Andy
20 days ago

Great!

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
20 days ago

Wait. I know some of these guys from the EAST side!

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
20 days ago

You can keep all that new-fangled “A.I . (Artificial Intelligence!)” I’m happy with what I grew up with — and what Gary’s MARTOONERVILLES contain each week — ACTUAL Intelligence.

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