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Cranky Hour on the Upper West Side

August 9, 2026 | 8:08 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Amy
Amy
1 month ago

haha!🤣 yeah! “happy” hour hasn’t applied in quite some time!
Sunday cheers for Martoons!👏

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Barry
Barry
1 month ago

Here’s something to be cranky about:

https://nypost.com/2026/08/08/us-news/nyc-tenant-activist-who-calls-rent-ransom-is-daughter-of-grammy-winner/

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LorraineV
LorraineV
1 month ago

What a perfect gathering spot for WSR commenters! These last years sure have seen “Rag” take on an unintended meaning. Cheers!

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Peter Birkenhead
Peter Birkenhead
1 month ago

Right there with ya!

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Neal
Neal
1 month ago

I hear that place gets a lot of complaints.

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
1 month ago

Cocktails at 4:00, dinner at 5:00, tv time begins 6:00….senior schedule rocks !

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Joanna
Joanna
1 month ago

But where do you crank the rest of the hours?

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Sue Taffet
Sue Taffet
1 month ago

Gary certainly knows many of his viewers! Love his work!

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Sharon
Sharon
1 month ago

I am there with you, bro!

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Pockets
Pockets
1 month ago

Someday I’ll have a nice front yard that I can yell at the kids to keep off of!

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Floria
Floria
1 month ago

At a certain point, every hour is cranky hour, right?

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DebM
DebM
1 month ago

Lol! Love it!

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Rosie
Rosie
1 month ago

Especially in this heat, it’s ALWAYS cranky hour!

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Eljay
Eljay
1 month ago

hahahahahahaHA!!!

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Paula
Paula
1 month ago

I’ll join you anytime Gary.

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
1 month ago

My cranky hours are 12mn-12m’n 😂😂😂😂😂

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Nina
Nina
1 month ago

Do you get half price wise cracks?

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Nancy
Nancy
1 month ago

Perfect

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Macadoody
Macadoody
1 month ago

Cranky hour???? Who me? No! Wrong hours……24/7

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Howie
Howie
1 month ago

I can’t be limited to just 2 hours!

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
1 month ago

Funny. I’m cranky 24/7. Will this get me to two hours of crankiness ?

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David
David
1 month ago

My favorite time of the day.

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