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    An Unexpected Sight on the Upper West Side

    August 2, 2026 | 8:33 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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    28 Comments
    Ellen Freeman
    Ellen Freeman
    2 months ago

    Yup! Great observation!!!

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    Lewis
    Lewis
    2 months ago

    He isn’t texting. He is smoking/vaping. He isn’t walking a dog (or a dog walking him). He isn’t carrying a Starbucks. What’s wrong with him?

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    Neal
    Neal
    2 months ago

    What? I can’t hear you!

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    Pat Hogan
    Pat Hogan
    2 months ago

    A little scary when you think about it- can’t tell if something dangerous is about to happen.

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    Joanna
    Joanna
    2 months ago

    So true. It makes me sad to think we don’t talk to each other anymore Thanks for bringing a little community to us with your cartoons each week.

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    Paula
    Paula
    2 months ago

    He likes the silence.

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    2 months ago

    Martoonerville is music to my ears.

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    Jodi
    Jodi
    2 months ago

    I never wear anything in my ears unless I’m at the gym. Not even when on a long outdoor run!

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    Pockets
    Pockets
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Jodi

    I’m with you on that. Used to wear them running but kinda got out of the habit. It’s nice to be in tune with the world!

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    Nancy
    Nancy
    2 months ago

    And that one guy probably has an invisible hearing aid.

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    Merle Buff
    Merle Buff
    2 months ago

    Very funny and very true.

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    Nina DiGioia
    Nina DiGioia
    2 months ago

    The good old days!

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    Neal
    Neal
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Nina DiGioia

    What good old days? My ears have been plugged since my first Sony Walkman almost 50 years ago.

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    Kneeless
    Kneeless
    2 months ago

    I only use one ear so I can still hear what’s going on around me; does that count for anything?

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    Gary
    Gary
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Kneeless

    i do the same thing.

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    Ian Alterman
    Ian Alterman
    2 months ago

    I have never worn headphones, earbuds, etc. For one thing, I kind of like the “sounds of the city,” even if they can occasionally be annoying. For another, it gives me a sense of “situational awareness” that is both protective and helpful.

    And we wonder why people feel so “separated.”

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    Jodi
    Jodi
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Ian Alterman

    I’m with you 100%!

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    Macadoody
    Macadoody
    2 months ago

    Can’t with his hearing aide! 😂🤣😂🤣

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    UWSider
    UWSider
    2 months ago

    With all the head phones, earbuds etc. we’ve lost the opportunities to make little comments, jokes and quips to one another. I, and I’m sure many others, used to share terrific quick moments with our fellow New Yorkers on street corners, in elevators etc. Miss that.

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    2 months ago

    A good number of people were on the lawn in CPW north of 97th reading actual books printed on paper. (:

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    Nadia
    Nadia
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Neighbor785

    I miss picnics on the lawn with a book … and the bodegas … miss you UWS.

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    Auntie Em
    Auntie Em
    2 months ago

    But more importantly — why isn’t anyone noticing that he also has no mouth! That’s more troubling…:)

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    Gomer's Pile
    Gomer's Pile
    2 months ago

    I had to stop texting while walking to read your cartoon.

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    Tuna Jack
    Tuna Jack
    2 months ago

    The better to hear you by. Not a bad idea actually.

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    2 months ago

    I have never understood why ANYONE would want to tune out the sounds of this great city. (Full disclosure: I moved here just three weeks after graduating from college — 40 years ago — specifically to experience it all…I couldn’t wait to get here.)

    THIS CITY IS A SYMPHONY. The sounds of each borough: a musical movement. The “noise” of each neighborhood: unique and distinct instrumental flourishes. Conversations on public transportation: duets. Discussions in bodegas: musical theater dialogue scenes. Proselytizing in public spaces: soaring arias. The bleachers of stadiums across the city: choruses…a wide range of choruses… the BEST possible choruses.

    Wearing earbuds? In this city? Fuhgeddaboudit! You’re cutting yourself off and losing out… Me. I’m gonna listen in… NYC! Tell me more.

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    Jodi
    Jodi
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Joe Chiplock

    A resounding YES to all of this!

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    Sandra
    Sandra
    2 months ago

    So true. Even worse, walking and reading their phone at the same time, which means that you’re the one that has to veer to avoid a collision….

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    Mark
    Mark
    2 months ago

    As much as I love music, I’ve never been one to wear headphones while walking. The city is its own symphony!

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