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An Unexpected Sight on the Upper West Side

August 2, 2026 | 8:33 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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28 Comments
Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
21 days ago

Yup! Great observation!!!

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Lewis
Lewis
21 days ago

He isn’t texting. He is smoking/vaping. He isn’t walking a dog (or a dog walking him). He isn’t carrying a Starbucks. What’s wrong with him?

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Neal
Neal
21 days ago

What? I can’t hear you!

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
21 days ago

A little scary when you think about it- can’t tell if something dangerous is about to happen.

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Joanna
Joanna
21 days ago

So true. It makes me sad to think we don’t talk to each other anymore Thanks for bringing a little community to us with your cartoons each week.

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Paula
Paula
21 days ago

He likes the silence.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
21 days ago

Martoonerville is music to my ears.

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Jodi
Jodi
21 days ago

I never wear anything in my ears unless I’m at the gym. Not even when on a long outdoor run!

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Pockets
Pockets
20 days ago
Reply to  Jodi

I’m with you on that. Used to wear them running but kinda got out of the habit. It’s nice to be in tune with the world!

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Nancy
Nancy
21 days ago

And that one guy probably has an invisible hearing aid.

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Merle Buff
Merle Buff
21 days ago

Very funny and very true.

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Nina DiGioia
Nina DiGioia
21 days ago

The good old days!

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Neal
Neal
21 days ago
Reply to  Nina DiGioia

What good old days? My ears have been plugged since my first Sony Walkman almost 50 years ago.

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Kneeless
Kneeless
21 days ago

I only use one ear so I can still hear what’s going on around me; does that count for anything?

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Gary
Gary
20 days ago
Reply to  Kneeless

i do the same thing.

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Ian Alterman
Ian Alterman
21 days ago

I have never worn headphones, earbuds, etc. For one thing, I kind of like the “sounds of the city,” even if they can occasionally be annoying. For another, it gives me a sense of “situational awareness” that is both protective and helpful.

And we wonder why people feel so “separated.”

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Jodi
Jodi
20 days ago
Reply to  Ian Alterman

I’m with you 100%!

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Macadoody
Macadoody
21 days ago

Can’t with his hearing aide! 😂🤣😂🤣

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UWSider
UWSider
20 days ago

With all the head phones, earbuds etc. we’ve lost the opportunities to make little comments, jokes and quips to one another. I, and I’m sure many others, used to share terrific quick moments with our fellow New Yorkers on street corners, in elevators etc. Miss that.

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Neighbor785
Neighbor785
20 days ago

A good number of people were on the lawn in CPW north of 97th reading actual books printed on paper. (:

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Nadia
Nadia
18 days ago
Reply to  Neighbor785

I miss picnics on the lawn with a book … and the bodegas … miss you UWS.

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
20 days ago

But more importantly — why isn’t anyone noticing that he also has no mouth! That’s more troubling…:)

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Gomer's Pile
Gomer's Pile
20 days ago

I had to stop texting while walking to read your cartoon.

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
20 days ago

The better to hear you by. Not a bad idea actually.

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
20 days ago

I have never understood why ANYONE would want to tune out the sounds of this great city. (Full disclosure: I moved here just three weeks after graduating from college — 40 years ago — specifically to experience it all…I couldn’t wait to get here.)

THIS CITY IS A SYMPHONY. The sounds of each borough: a musical movement. The “noise” of each neighborhood: unique and distinct instrumental flourishes. Conversations on public transportation: duets. Discussions in bodegas: musical theater dialogue scenes. Proselytizing in public spaces: soaring arias. The bleachers of stadiums across the city: choruses…a wide range of choruses… the BEST possible choruses.

Wearing earbuds? In this city? Fuhgeddaboudit! You’re cutting yourself off and losing out… Me. I’m gonna listen in… NYC! Tell me more.

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Jodi
Jodi
20 days ago
Reply to  Joe Chiplock

A resounding YES to all of this!

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Sandra
Sandra
20 days ago

So true. Even worse, walking and reading their phone at the same time, which means that you’re the one that has to veer to avoid a collision….

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Mark
Mark
19 days ago

As much as I love music, I’ve never been one to wear headphones while walking. The city is its own symphony!

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