By Robert Beck
There is a special place in my heart for diners; I can find them scattered throughout the story of my life. I am forever drawn to Formica and chrome, doughnuts under a glass dome, and big windows that look out at the passing parade. Like me, diners have evolved while remaining tethered to an era.
The diner of my youth was a late-night way station at a directionless time of life. It sat next to a grass airstrip at an intersection of two-lane highways in a rapidly disappearing rural landscape. The short-order grill was along the back wall, and if you sat at the counter, you could watch the cook make your breakfast from behind. He wore drab whites and had a well-used apron strung around his hips. Navy tattoos danced beneath his T-shirt sleeves. A Lucky dangled from his lip with an impossibly long ash. He would grab two eggs with one hand, crack and plant each in turn on the steel grill, then lob the shells into the tub to his right. That backhand motion, the arc of the toss, executed hundreds of times every shift, left a trail of egg white across the back wall, identically traced from cooktop to trash, leaving a built-up horsetail crust that would be scraped off right before the morning cook came in.T he grill was mesmerizing to a teenager unwilling to give up the night. If you were there when he cleaned the wall, it was long past time you went home.
The first diners started as retired train dining cars, placed at the edge of the railyards as a place workers could eat. They were later transported to locations beyond cities that didn’t have restaurants. In an era when the railroads competed with each other using elegant cars and top chefs, the decommissioned diners found second lives as greasy spoons, truck stops, and lunch wagons on the industrial side of town or out on lonely highways. Companies began constructing prefab buildings using the dining car template and shipping them to distant states, sometimes by rail. That streamlined aluminum diner you ate at last summer shares DNA with the 20th Century Limited and the City of New Orleans.
The Utopia Diner on Amsterdam at 72nd is a clean and efficient restaurant. It’s not the diner from my youth, but it has more of the feel and menu than some others purporting to dinerhood on the UWS. (I had the host at a different UWS “diner” snarl at me because I didn’t have a reservation. Really? Not a problem; the food and accommodation didn’t warrant a return.) Utopia has the pies and cakes in the glass case, the swivel stools, the booths, and the menu. It’s the kind of place you can just drop in for a waffle or ham and eggs on your way somewhere. Need a grilled cheese or a salad with some soup? A triple-decker or a burger? Some fish or chops? Or, in my case, an open-face turkey sandwich with extra gravy on the potatoes (swoon). If there’s a cuisine to go with the American spirit—and of course there is—you can enjoy it while watching the spectacle out the big windows. Don’t forget the pie.
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Note: Before Robert Beck wrote West Side Canvas, his essays and paintings were featured in Weekend Column. Read Robert Beck’s earlier columns here and here.
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Another wonderful painting and essay capturing an iconic UWS scene. Thank you, Mr. Beck.
I love diners, though there are only a handful of dishes I’ll eat there. The UWS is fortunate to have several (I’m partial to Metro). Utopia is a great name for one! This piece reminds me a little of George Orwell’s essay on his “favorite pub,” the Moon Under Water:
https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/the-moon-under-water/
Thanks for sharing. Fun read.
Ahh, the diner. Always there when you need it. Unless it’s after 11pm. After the human loss, the second thing COVID stole from us is late nights. Not sure how it did that but I sure hope they come back, if for no other reason than to be able to stare into a ceramic cup of diner coffee, not yet willing to calling it a night.
Love your painting this week and love diners too. The old chrome diner from my youth in New Jersey was shipped off to Germany of all places. The Utopia is definitely a neighhorbood institution…sure the fries are undercooked and the toast is pale but heck, it is a diner and you can have anything you want any time of day…More than you will get at my house.
Keep up the great work…Are you Mayor of the Upper West Side yet?
Your Biggest Fan,
As usual, love everything about you, Robert Beck. Thank you!
In my hometown, Oceanside, NY on the south shore of LI, the diner was a ritual in high school and for years after. It was The Rainbow Diner, or The Bow…and it was very important to arrive on a week night and, of course, Friday and Saturday night at PDT (Prime Diner Time).
Somehow, we would all arrive in our little groups and nab a great booth along the windows, watching and whispering when a new single or group would appear. We would table hop for hours ordering coffee, fries with gravy, bagels, bialys and scrambled eggs…just enough to not get kicked out.
Eventually, of course, we would have to give up our table…breaking off into singles to join other tables or go (dancing. maybe?) or just home. We knew, there would always be next week to go to The Bow…
And, when the hoards of freshman went off to college, those of us who went to college locally would still convene…and the ritual would reprise at all the breaks…hi Mom, hi Dad…going to The Bow…=
Thursday is Split Pea Soup Day at the diners on the Upper West Side. I tried them all and found Utopia to be the best. It is a full-bodied puree and comes with a generous topping of croutons. $8.95 per delicious bowl. BTW, the baklava is homemade by the mother of the cashier.
I was just wishing for another of Mr. Beck’s articles and paintings here. Wonderful.
The Westsider was my favorite, at 69th and Broadway.