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    Failure to Launch

    April 20, 2020 | 5:17 PM - Updated on June 5, 2022 | 11:32 PM
    in ABSURDITY, CRIME, NEWS
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    Photo by Harry Leff.

    An SUV attempted to mount a sedan on Columbus Avenue, or at least that’s what it looks like in the photos we’ve been receiving from tipsters. A tree also took the brunt of the impact. The incident occurred at 3:15 p.m. on the corner of 74th Street and Columbus Avenue, according to Johan Eriksson, who sent in the photos below.

    How did this happen? Yes, we’d like to know that too. “Looked like whoever was driving didn’t realize that there was not a lane but rather parking spaces ahead,” Johan wrote. “Lots of onlookers outside the Pioneer supermarket at 74th street.” Johan saw the driver open the door, but didn’t see the person get out. Police came and took the SUV down.

    NYPD tells us there were no injuries or arrests.

    People on Twitter had a field day with suggested headlines (our favorite may be David Clift’s simple-yet-poetic “Autoerotica”).

    So…this happened around 3:15 p.m. on Columbus Avenue: https://t.co/saIj4V7kps

    We're open to a better headline if you've got one. pic.twitter.com/rvfVCollbL

    — westsiderag (@westsiderag) April 20, 2020

    Please do post your suggested headline in the comments.


    Photo by Darielle Smolian.

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    54 Comments
    MB/UWSer
    MB/UWSer
    6 years ago

    “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.”

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    Naomi
    Naomi
    6 years ago

    That’s the best thing ever.

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    dannyb
    dannyb
    6 years ago

    Any chance there’s a photo with the license plate being visible? I’d love to run it through the Twitter @howsmydrivingny account and see the driver’s ticket record..

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    EricaC
    EricaC
    6 years ago
    Reply to  dannyb

    Just what we need – another keyboard vigilante.

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    Just stop
    Just stop
    6 years ago
    Reply to  dannyb

    Because his day isn’t bad enough without you twitter shaming him

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    dannyb
    dannyb
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Just stop

    The operator here was driving a three ton vehicle recklessly, and could just as easily have smashed into people. So yes, the driver does deserve to be shamed and ridiculed. And doubly so, if as I suspect, if there’s a record of similar behaviour. And triply, as is quite plausible, there are just about no written (well, printed…) tickets but plenty of ones from cameras.

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    Joe
    Joe
    6 years ago
    Reply to  dannyb

    A Honda CRV weighs 1.5 tons, get your facts straight, and by the way alternate side of the street parking for street cleaning purposes has been suspended, all other parking regulations remain in effect.

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    xyz
    xyz
    6 years ago
    Reply to  dannyb

    I’m pretty sure the police are taking care of that for you.

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    Paul
    Paul
    6 years ago

    Who’d have thought you could use a tree for “protection?”

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    Ginny Cunningham
    Ginny Cunningham
    6 years ago

    “The SUV That Thought It Could”

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    Ginny
    Ginny
    6 years ago

    “The SUV That Thought It Was A Tank”

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    UWSHebrew
    UWSHebrew
    6 years ago

    Reminds me of the nature channel

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    Ed
    Ed
    6 years ago

    I wonder what the baby car will look like.

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    JaneA
    JaneA
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Ed

    A Ford Fesriva. That’s what the baby car will look like. But if it eats its vegetables, it’ll grow up to become a Lincoln Navigator.

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    Richard Gross
    Richard Gross
    6 years ago

    Cars making cars!

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    Simon L.
    Simon L.
    6 years ago

    Encouraging signs that life is returning to normal in Manhattan.

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    Harry S. Leff
    Harry S. Leff
    6 years ago

    Toilet paper and paper towel rush?

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    Jacq
    Jacq
    6 years ago

    Sisters? We’re close!

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    Kay
    Kay
    6 years ago

    Hump Day.

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    KMS
    KMS
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Kay

    Love it Renthead!

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    LoveIt
    LoveIt
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Kay

    Underrated comment.

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    Charles
    Charles
    6 years ago

    I hope he’s billed for the tree.
    Would bet my last dollar he/she was texting.

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    Danny
    Danny
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Charles

    New Parking Restrictions…
    One car per spot.

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    Jay
    Jay
    6 years ago

    is that car a Nissan LEAF?

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    Brelyn Vandenberg
    Brelyn Vandenberg
    6 years ago

    With more New Yorkers indoors, the streets are being reclaimed for the natural mating behaviors of the native automobilia.

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    Be Aware
    Be Aware
    6 years ago

    Could have so easily hit a person walking or on a bike rather than a tree on another car. Definitely. Texting.

    Glad it turned out to be okay and kinda funny.

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    Gretchen
    Gretchen
    6 years ago

    Auto porn?

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    Michael B
    Michael B
    6 years ago

    SUV Fined $1000 for Breach of Social Distancing Rules

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    Joe Fensterblau
    Joe Fensterblau
    6 years ago

    So much for staying 6’away from the other cars

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    Leon
    Leon
    6 years ago

    In 9 months a stork will be delivering a litter of mini coopers.

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    Richard Dana
    Richard Dana
    6 years ago

    Honda f*cks Chevy. They’ve been doing that since the ‘80s

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    JL
    JL
    6 years ago

    1) there’s a run on TP at the Pioneer.

    2) that tree came out of nowhere !

    3) who said parking is complicated in Manhattan?

    4) that’ll buff right out.

    5) your Uber is here.

    6) what do you mean the Mask covers the bottom of the face ?!

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    Big Earl
    Big Earl
    6 years ago

    I was shopping inside at the time and did not hear a single noise from the crash. I walked out to a crowd of twenty people not social distancing on the sidewalk just taking pics. I never stand in the islands as they are too close to traffic. Luckily no one was standing in the island at the time or they’d be toast.

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    jsv
    jsv
    6 years ago

    This is how little sedans are made.

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    Colleen
    Colleen
    6 years ago

    That car is just over social distancing. it’s protesting.

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    Please_Leave
    Please_Leave
    6 years ago

    The parking spaces in front of Pioneer are reserved for commercial vehicles. The cars parked there look like TLC/Uber type vehicles. They are probably waiting to pick up people. All three cars should be ticketed.

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    charlie
    charlie
    6 years ago

    You know the Honda has Jersey plates.

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    The Dude
    The Dude
    6 years ago
    Reply to  charlie

    Take another look.

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    charlie
    charlie
    6 years ago
    Reply to  The Dude

    Well then it was probably some guy from Jersey driving his girlfriend’s car.

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    Cambridge 50
    Cambridge 50
    6 years ago

    Dogs and Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

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    UWSHebrew
    UWSHebrew
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Cambridge 50

    ghostbusters! best line in the sequel “der upper vest side?”

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    Not really Chris
    Not really Chris
    6 years ago

    This would never have happened if it weren’t for…. bicyclists!

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    robert
    robert
    6 years ago

    As usual the bike lobby is going yada yada with nada nada information of what AVCTUALLY happened. I have seen a lot worse when these accidents have happened in the past. The driver had a medial event that caused him/her to loss conciseness. The vehicle then mounted the traffic island pushing over the tree which then fell over the low end of the rear of the other car. The first then road up that tree at an angle onto the back of the other.
    That’s just as plausible.

    How about we wait for the actual facts before going off on folks.

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    pioneer-voyeur
    pioneer-voyeur
    6 years ago

    little late, but this: https://youtu.be/jyjipQjPdDM

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    Robert Sheridan
    Robert Sheridan
    6 years ago

    I believe that’s actually a “No Parking” location during weekdays 7AM-7PM, reserved for Pioneer delivery trucks.

    If correct, the guy who owns the parked sedan will probably think twice as to reading signs in the future . . .

    Meanwhile, standing on those bike lane pedestrian islands waiting for the light to change has a new dimension of thrill to add to the New York Adventure.

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    NY skeptic
    NY skeptic
    6 years ago

    How is it that the Honda’s front end is still intact?

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    stephen ruben
    stephen ruben
    6 years ago

    Kinda romantic. So that is where smart cars come from.

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    DrM
    DrM
    6 years ago

    Barely any traffic or pedestrians. Tell me again how bicycles are the primary problem on the streets…🙄

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    Deborah
    Deborah
    6 years ago

    Thank you everyone for your funny comments, it’s the first time in a long time I laughed out loud in the morning!

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    UWSer
    UWSer
    6 years ago

    I blame di Blasio

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    James Thoeming
    James Thoeming
    6 years ago

    How a new model sport compact sedan develops.

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    Gin
    Gin
    6 years ago

    I’d like to know what really happened. From the person inside saying she didn’t hear a crash, it would seem that speed wouldn’t be a factor. Was the driver coming down Columbus? Taking a left onto Columbus. Anyone? Thanks.

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    EagleEye
    EagleEye
    6 years ago

    This is far from funny. Since 2014 23 humans have been murdered and 2,863 SERIOUSLY maimed by cars and trucks on the Upper West Side below 110th Street. These are your neighbors and friends. See the facts at this link: https://crashmapper.org/#/?cfat=true&cinj=true&endDate=2020-04&geo=community_board&identifier=107&lat=40.786390494802006&lng=-73.96549701690674&lngLats=%255B%255D&mfat=true&minj=true&noInjFat=false&pfat=true&pinj=true&startDate=2014-01&vbicycle=true&vbusvan=true&vcar=true&vmotorcycle=true&vother=true&vscooter=true&vsuv=true&vtruck=true&zoom=14

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    JQ LLC
    JQ LLC
    6 years ago

    Let me tell you about the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees and the cars

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