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    Cynthia Nixon’s Order at Zabar’s is the Talk of the Town; Cinnamon Raisin with What?!?

    September 11, 2018 | 9:25 AM - Updated on June 5, 2022 | 11:29 PM
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    Cynthia Nixon is hoping New Yorkers are looking for someone with new ideas to come in and change the corruption and stagnation in Albany. But one of her ideas — to put lox, capers, onions and tomato on a cinnamon bagel (gasp!) — strikes some New Yorkers as frankly the wrong direction in these troubled times.

    Gothamist caught Nixon ordering that concoction at Zabar’s this week, calling it, in short, “disgusting.” They posted the video below. Nixon has been having fun with it, and is raising money off a “nosh with Cynthia” contest. Let us know in the comments if this mix of ingredients ought to be a crime.

    Image via Nixon’s Twitter account.

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    wombatNYC
    wombatNYC
    8 years ago

    Fake News

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    Leon
    Leon
    8 years ago

    First of all, the combination she order is absolutely disgusting. You do not put lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel. This is a huge error in judgment that makes me question her decision making ability. Throughout her campaign she has shown very little understanding of finances (increased spending without increased revenue) and throwing away a lot of money on an awful sandwich like this is further proof of that.

    Second of all, any self-respecting Upper West Sider who order hand cut lox (rather than pre-packaged) knows to ask the counter guy for a free sample to try.

    I didn’t know you could even order a bagel sandwich at Zabar’s. I wouldn’t have the chutzpah to do that – it holds up the line.

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    Viola
    Viola
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    EXACTLY!!! They have a cafe next door for that kind of tourist crap.

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    Steven
    Steven
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    What does her taste in food have to do with her decision making ability? Not a fan of her combo creation, but I’m still going to vote for her. I like elbow macaroni with ketchup & butter, so I guess it’s a good thing I’m not running for office or I DEF would not be getting Leon’s vote.

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    Leon
    Leon
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Steven

    Lighten up, Francis (that is a line from a famous movie, since it is clear people can’t take a joke around here so everything has to be explained).

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    Steven
    Steven
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    Does this mean if I decide to run for office I’ll have your vote??

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    Sherman
    Sherman
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    Stripes!

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    Carnival Canticle
    Carnival Canticle
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    At least she didn’t ask for mayo on it.
    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone order a sandwich from the fish counter either. Gevalt, the screams you’d be getting from the regulars! For starters, you have to buy a bagel at the other end of the store first, which the video shows Nixon doing (actually, she got an employee to pull a bagel from the bin and bag it for her).
    I suppose you have to be running for office to enjoy the privilege of having the counterman stop everything to construct your own speshul nightmare sandwich.

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    Bruce E. Bernstein
    Bruce E. Bernstein
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    and PS, her sandwich choice sounds delicious. It will be now offered all over town, and known as “the Cynthia.” some people don’t understand creative types.

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    Ed
    Ed
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Bruce E. Bernstein

    Bruce, that sandwich is disgusting. Face reality.

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    UWSHebrew
    UWSHebrew
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Bruce E. Bernstein

    really? offered all over town? in what reality? maybe another dimension?

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    Bruce E. Bernstein
    Bruce E. Bernstein
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    it’s a misunderstanding of her spending proposals that she doesn’t propose revenue additions. the main spending proposal — by an order of magnitude — is NY Health Act, or statewide Single payer. this is an existing bill in the state legislature which is funded through a progressive payroll tax.

    it will save most residents and businesses money, as there will be no more health insurance premiums, co-pays, and deductibles.

    reporters who are lazy have not looked into this.

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    Juan
    Juan
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Leon

    I agree and I think the guy who was willing to make that for her should have his license to slice lox suspended (just kidding, sort of).

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    Zanarkand
    Zanarkand
    8 years ago

    Could be worse…it could be a well done steak with ketchup.

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    Joan
    Joan
    8 years ago

    Obviously Cynthia wants to shake things up a bit in Albany and the upper west side – and high time someone does. I personally like raisins and red onions in my tunafish on a sesame seed bagel or an everything bagel.

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    UWSHebrew
    UWSHebrew
    8 years ago
    Reply to  Joan

    obviously she is as authentic with her ordering of a bagel & lox as Hillary is always having hot sauce in her purse. Pandering, phony, blech.

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    Kitty H
    Kitty H
    8 years ago

    Which is the more unforgivable, this, or eating pizza with a knife and fork?

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    Been There
    Been There
    8 years ago

    Well, I guess this proves that raising your kids Jewish doesn’t make you one.

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    Scott
    Scott
    8 years ago

    I hear she puts cloves on her breakfast cereal too.

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    Tom
    Tom
    8 years ago

    Yes, let’s focus on the type of bagel she ordered instead of the serious issues in this city and this country.

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    AC
    AC
    8 years ago

    Not a fan of her or her policies, but admire that she’s a real New Yorker. Been here all my life and one of the first things I learned over 50 yrs ago . . . don’t be concerned with what others say.

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    Veronica
    Veronica
    8 years ago

    What are the chances that she ordered this with a glass of milk?

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    Gaia. G
    Gaia. G
    8 years ago

    Lol I don’t care what she orders or what she’s doing in politics (I’m sure it won’t get far anyway) she still Miranda Hobbes to me. I’ll try lox on cinnamon next, sounds exotic, why not! By the way, LOVE Zabar’s. Good choice Miranda! I mean, Cynthia!

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    Paul G
    Paul G
    8 years ago

    In our family we refer to a CR as a “shiksa bagel.”

    Nothing against that, though I agree that lox etc seems odd.

    Having said that Nixon is a much more down to earth real person than you might expect, a Public School parent. My only fear is that if she wins, it will open the door to the Republican in November. But I dislike Cuomo intensely so I am giving her my vote.

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    UWS Dad
    UWS Dad
    8 years ago

    She can have whatever bagel combination she likes, but not from the sliced fish counter. Typical hypocritical politician who claims to care about the people but clogs up the line for other people for almost six minutes while the poor guy runs around making her special order.

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    Viola
    Viola
    8 years ago
    Reply to  UWS Dad

    EXACTLY!!! They have a cafe next door for that kind of tourist crap.

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    Jane
    Jane
    8 years ago

    Worse would be ha, and cheese on a bagel. So many sins! Pork. Milk and meat together. Pick yer battles, UWSers!

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    Karen Bruno
    Karen Bruno
    8 years ago

    That’s just not right!

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    ann bluestein
    ann bluestein
    8 years ago

    the lox and capers offset the sweetness of the bagel, but the tomato, I don’t know

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    Gretchen
    Gretchen
    8 years ago

    What?? And no Sriracha sauce on that bagel? Damn, that girl got no taste!

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    acnky
    acnky
    8 years ago

    She can keep the capers, onion and tomato, but I’d eat cream cheese and lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel.

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    Judy
    Judy
    8 years ago

    It is the cinnamon raisin bagel that should be outlawed.

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    Yael
    Yael
    8 years ago

    Living under a microscope, ugh. Anyway, I just love her. (And not just because we used to live in the same building, lol).

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    Alison .schiff
    Alison .schiff
    8 years ago

    She likes to combine sweet and salty…..sounds good to me

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    David
    David
    8 years ago

    RICHARD NIxon for Governor! HE knew enough not to order lox and capers on a cinnamon bagel in Zabar’s while courting the Jewish vote!

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    BillyNYC
    BillyNYC
    8 years ago

    Only at Zarbars!!! Don’t you just love this city!!!

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    Ye Olde Englishe Teachere
    Ye Olde Englishe Teachere
    8 years ago
    Reply to  BillyNYC

    We’d love it even more had you spelled Z*A*B*A*R*S right!

    Old adage still applies: “Write once; Proofread TWICE!”

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    Peter S.
    Peter S.
    8 years ago

    That sounds delicious to me. Sweet (raisins) and savory is common to many cuisines and the balance of the ingredients are natural partners to lox. I vote for that sandwich.

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    JerryV
    JerryV
    8 years ago

    Please folks – keep this quiet! It it gets out, Magnolia Bakery will start selling cinnamon muffins with lox frosting on top. We’ll have scores of tourists wandering around munching on this abomination.

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    Bob Kowit
    Bob Kowit
    8 years ago

    The guy behind the counter is Jaime
    He is not a “deli man”
    He is an artist
    He exhibited an incredible degree of class and self control through the entire disgusting process
    He represents a level of dignity to which we all should aspire

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    Weird That Way
    Weird That Way
    8 years ago

    It sounds tasty to me but I’m weird that way.

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    Gina
    Gina
    8 years ago

    Maybe going to schul has not taught her enough.

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    Juliet
    Juliet
    8 years ago

    NOTHING but butter should ever be schmeared on a cinnamon raisin bagel. And it should be toasted.

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    Joey
    Joey
    8 years ago

    Maybe her next order will be pickles and ice cream

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    Tim George
    Tim George
    8 years ago

    Make me a list of the things YOU eat. I’ll bet I can find something disgusting.

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    Wendy
    Wendy
    8 years ago

    Ya don’t have to be [my] Jewish to eat Bagels; [smile]. Capers from Spain ? “Nixon” : I keep thinking of our past President, who attended Whittier College. How @ biallys ? Hope that the counter clerks speak our English language. “What am I , chopped liver?” : joke. Try yellow & white onions? Save our family farms, &, Food Stamps.

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    Paul Arents
    Paul Arents
    8 years ago

    Like putting bacon chips on cheese cake

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