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Squirrel Answers Age-Old Question: How Does a Rodent Eat an Oreo Cookie?

January 3, 2019 | 7:27 PM
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A squirrel outside the Cathedral of St. John the Divine binged Thursday on one of the great human inventions: an Oreo cookie. Barbara Peck got the photo above and the video below of the animal.

And to answer the question: the squirrel appears to be nibbling the cookie without distinguishing between the cookie crunch or the cream inside, a strange strategy that makes no real strategic sense.

Oreo Squirrel may or may not be pals with Avocado Squirrel, who we profiled last year.

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Iam Bob
Iam Bob
6 years ago

Please stop posting “_____ animal eats ____”, it lowers you beneath the RAG status. You guys typically create a good and informative product that allows us Westsiders to know what’s going on and while many articles need some fact-checking, these types are purely for click-bait and besmirch your name.

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westsidegang
westsidegang
6 years ago
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sounds like an ex upper eastsider to me.
hardtimes there Bob? rent too high where the squirrels have decency?

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UWSHebrew
UWSHebrew
6 years ago
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Hey Bob, check out this fat squirrel eating an egg roll in our city!

https://twitter.com/whatisny/status/1080482772907638784

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Joanna
Joanna
6 years ago
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Oh come onnnnnnnn—chill pill pls! This is light-hearted and adorable! Made me smile.

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Eva
Eva
6 years ago

Iam Bob needs a sense-of-humor transplant.

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Diana
Diana
6 years ago

Thanks. I appreciate the adorable as well as the substantive.

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Kenneth
Kenneth
6 years ago

Hey IAmBob – chill.
Everything can’t be so seriously all the time.
I, for one, was also hoping for the video of the eggroll eating squirrel to also be posted!

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Elisabeth Anderson
Elisabeth Anderson
6 years ago

It was cute seeing the squirrel eat the cookie.

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