By Gus Saltonstall
A fishy situation unfolded outside of an Upper West Side train station on Monday.
Five salmon filets were found strewn on the ground in Verdi Square next to the West 72nd Street 1, 2, and 3 train station.
Nearby, there were Fairway salmon packages and a white Fairway bag also on the ground, according to Ellen Jovin, who was enjoying the sunshine when she spotted the fish.
“A woman sitting near us picked up one package and showed it to us,” Jovin wrote in an email to West Side Rag. “According to the package, its salmon piece had been 1.01 lbs and was kosher.”
The discovery leaves a variety of questions.
Could it have been a migration gone wrong? Or a wealthy Upper West Sider’s attempt to give the local birds or stray cats a rare delicacy? Possibly a very naturalistic attempt at sun-drying the salmon?
On Tuesday morning, Jovin confirmed that one piece of salmon remained in Verdi Square.
“I think it has been in touch with many rush hour commuters’ shoes,” Jovin wrote.
WSR will continue to work to get to the bottom of the fishy finding.
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Feeding the rats?
You took my reply
This story sounds fishy to me!
I would guess a bird stole it from someone’s bag and they didn’t feel like cleaning it up.
Seagulls have started their season
Part of a no Lings (lingcod) protest?
No King Salmon
No sane person would throw out perfectly good salmon. I guess a mentally ill person did this.
I only hope that the person or people in charge of this park clean this up before rats do it for them.
Am I the only one who finds it annoying that people are sitting their on the benches and/or walking by and no one even blinks from the nasty mess and the smell this must cause? Feeling really negative today, but I’ve seen people steal items (food and OTC meds) and then throw them out, which could still fit with the mentally ill theory. 😤
People did blink, but many just didn’t notice. I couldn’t smell anything, and I assume most other people couldn’t either. In addition, people do not travel around NYC with plastic gloves and garbage bags and picker-uppers that would enable them to move one-pound salmon filets from the ground to the trash without getting salmon on themselves, so I think it is natural that they waited for someone with actual gear.
probably dropped by a shoplifter
Why did you publish this. It’s grotesque
Ellen Jovin is a bona fide Upper West Side expert on grammar as well as
salmon. A gift to the neighborhood. THank you, Ellen!
Verdi never wrote a Salmon Suite,. Maybe they got the wrong composer and wrong fish. It was Schubert who wrote the Trout Quintet. 😉
Bravo, Ian!
Thank you, perfect comeback!