You're fired.

I thank my lucky stars for West Side Rag, as I imagine many of you do, too.

This photo was taken on the UWS, sometime in the past. Do you know where, when, and what it shows?

For photographer Stephen Harmon, the colors of the neighborhood are yellow, red, and blue.

With roots in Northern Africa, shakshuka is a dish of poached eggs in a spiced tomato-and-pepper sauce.

Enjoying the fall weather.

Here is another rendition of the West Side Rag crossword puzzle.

I looked into the faces of all these people who had touched my world without ever meaning to. And I cried.

It's Open House NY Weekend, with more than 300 destinations across all five boroughs open for behind-the-scenes tours and special activities.

From the office of Dr. Katz on West End Avenue.

Here are some of the people who bring West Side Rag to life.

I proposed to my girlfriend at a good friend's wedding. Now the bride and groom are pissed at me. Why?

Stephen Harmon pulled together a series of photos taken over the years to remind us what was once here.

I didn’t know what to expect from the vegan cheese, but … drum roll please! … it tasted exactly like regular melted cheese.

The West 68th Street Block Association said yesterday's Longest Table event would be held rain or shine -- and it was.

I could sit with a dog all day.

Here is another rendition of the West Side Rag crossword puzzle.

A sharp stream of light spilled across an old building, making it look as though it were underwater.

My journey to find an enjoyable cocktail bar on the Upper West Side.

An Italian gelato shop has signage on the building formerly occupied by The Peruvian Connection at Columbus and West 77th.

This photo was taken on the UWS, sometime in the past. Do you know where, when, and what it shows?

Local photographer Stephen Harmon captures moments of the UWS's vibrant "street life."

The cherry blossoms in Riverside Park. The GWB as seen from Pier i. Those are just two of the UWS views that inspire artist Tatjana Garibaldi.

Let us know what you scored in the comments.

Tell us the shuttered UWS establishment you miss the most.

Upper West Siders still deliberately seek out inconvenience. We just have great places that reward us handsomely for it.

Pets and their humans are welcome at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine this weekend, for a reimagined blessing of the animals.

Are you for real?

The wall of bouquets is what draws me—the artistry and individuality in them. Each is highly sculptural, employing a unique composition of color harmony and texture. 

A female-founded brewery and a Hawaiian comfort-food restaurant are among the newest businesses to open on the UWS.