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WSR Cartoon: Everything Bagel is on the Table

March 6, 2026 | 8:25 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Bob Eckstein

About the cartoonist: Bob Eckstein is a writer, illustrator, author, and contributor of cartoons to The New Yorker and West Side Rag. Check out his popular newsletter, The Bob, and Read the Rag’s Q & A with him — HERE.

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Cato
Cato
24 days ago

Brilliant, brilliant and brilliant!

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Long Time UWSer
Long Time UWSer
24 days ago

Hahahaha this is so good!

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Emma
Emma
24 days ago

Hysterical!

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Charisse Bozza
Charisse Bozza
24 days ago

Hysterical! Thank you for this much needed laugh.

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Jo wase
Jo wase
24 days ago

You’re a Prince!

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Bagel eater
Bagel eater
24 days ago

Haha that’s great! Too funny.

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Bagel eater
Bagel eater
24 days ago

Haha that’s great. Would absolutely try it out! ((pun intended).

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KATHLEEN HARTZELL
KATHLEEN HARTZELL
24 days ago

Clearly, our beloved Bob deserves the T Shirt prize for the best new name for Absolutely Not Absolute Bagels…..

Who’s with me on awarding Bob the shirt?

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EE
EE
23 days ago

Bedrock Bagels
Heritage Bagels
Blue Ribbon Bagels
League of its Own Bagels
The People’s Bagels
Bagelmania
One & Only Bagels

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Cris
Cris
20 days ago

“Not Absolute Bagels”

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