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    They are ‘Absolutely’ Back and Some Early Customers Say the Bagels Are Still ‘10 out of 10’

    December 29, 2025 | 3:38 PM - Updated on January 7, 2026 | 1:23 PM
    in FOOD, NEWS, OPEN/CLOSED
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    The mood was “joyful” at New Absolute Bagels Monday morning, one customer reported. Photo by Claire Davenport

    By Claire Davenport

    Despite the morning drizzle, the sidewalk near Broadway and West 108th Street was bustling early on Monday, December 29. 

    Upper West Siders flocked by the dozens to sample “New Absolute Bagels,” the new bagel shop at the famed 2788 Broadway location that was formerly home to “Absolute Bagels.” 

    Monday was the informal opening of the updated shop, and to entice customers, the staff was offering free bagels (limited to around two-to-three a person) until they ran out (bagels were still being handed out three and a half hours after the store opened).

    The very modest storefront of New Absolute Bagels belies the anticipation that greeted news of the opening. Reporters from Spectrum 1 and The New Yorker were on hand to record the big UWS event Monday morning. And according to a Facebook post by Upper West Sider Daniel Marks Cohen, by the time it opened at 8 a.m., the line of customers already stretched down the block, with folks arriving as early as 7 to snag the seeded breakfast favorites.

    The mood was “joyful,” Cohen told the Rag in a phone interview. “Absolute returning gives people a sense of hope and renewal,” he said.

    The store’s new banner. Photo by Claire Davenport

    The new store shares the location and has a name nearly identical to the business it replaced (a temporary sign earlier called it “New Absolute Bagel,” but this morning a new banner proclaimed it plural: “New Absolute Bagels”). It also employs many of the people who worked in the original Absolute Bagels when it closed a little over a year ago after a failed Health Department inspection. The spot, which had opened in the 1990s, was a mainstay in the neighborhood, and the closure devastated Upper West Siders. 

    According to previous reporting by the Rag, the owners of New Absolute Bagels have no connection to the Thongkrieng family, the owners of the earlier store, but are a group of partners who own a small number of bagel shops in New York and New Jersey.

    One early riser, Richard Robbins, told the Rag over email that he’d arrived at 6 Monday morning, hoping that New Absolute Bagels would be open, but that no one was there yet. 

    The streets were dark and the store wasn’t yet open when Richard Robbins went by early Monday morning. Photo by Richard Robbins

    “I then drove past at 7:30, and there were half a dozen people outside. Unfortunately, I had to leave for a flight, so I couldn’t wait around and didn’t get the bagels,” he told the Rag in his message. 

    All of the customers the Rag spoke with Monday morning were elated.

    Longtime Upper West Sider Nat Lafa (order: onion bagel with cream cheese, double-toasted) told the Rag she was “so happy” the storefront reopened as a bagel shop. “I walk my boss’s dog every morning, and I love coming here with them,” she said. 

    Rachel and her daughter Annabel got everything bagels. Photo by Claire Davenport

    “Our building group chat was blowing up this morning about it,” said Rachel, who had come in with her daughter Annabel to check out the hype (order: two everything bagels with scallion cream cheese).

    An everything bagel for Daniel Wittenberg, too. Photo by Claire Davenport
    An everything bagel for Daniel Wittenberg, too. Photo by Claire Davenport

    “These are the bagels I grew up on,” said Daniel Wittenberg (order: everything bagel with scallion cream cheese), who recounted coming to Absolute Bagels in middle school every day with his friends. He told the Rag they’re planning on having a reunion at the new spot. 

    One shop visitor in full bagel regalia was Sam Silverman, the “Bagel Ambassador” for New York, whose company, BagelUp, produces New York’s annual BagelFest. 

    Bagel ambassador Sam Silverman. Photo by Claire Davenport

    Silverman recalled that when Absolute closed last December, folks wept. “People were sitting shiva for Absolute Bagels. That’s how meaningful it was,” he said. “It’s part of people’s identities and the identity of the neighborhood.”

    And it wasn’t just the customers who were excited about Absolute’s return. 

    Some of the New Absolute Bagels staff. Photo by Claire Davenport

    “We’re so happy to be back,” said New Absolute Bagels staff member Addi, who told the Rag that she’d worked at the old Absolute Bagels before it closed.  

    While some things about the new Absolute are different — the interior has been redesigned, the shop is no longer cash only, and there are now two registers instead of one — a manager named Amy said they tried to keep everything as true to the taste of the old Absolute bagel as possible. “It’s the same recipe,” she said.

    The bagel counter. Photo by Claire Davenport

    And the early-bird customers seemed to agree: the taste was pretty much the same.

    “You can’t exactly recreate perfection,” mused Cohen. “But they’re still fabulous.”

    UWSer Dylan Pager with friends Lily and Jacob. Photo by Claire Davenport

    “We’re sooo back,” said local Dylan Pager after biting into his sesame bagel with lox spread. “We were so sad when it closed. I have an Absolute Bagel hat. I’ll be back tomorrow and Wednesday for sure.” 

    “It tastes how New York is supposed to taste,” his friend Jacob, who was visiting from Chicago, added. 

    Hannah Tolan chose cinnamon raisin, toasted. Photo by Claire Davenport

    Longtime Upper West Sider Hannah Tolan, age 31, said her cinnamon raisin bagel toasted with butter was “a 10 out of 10!” but that her real litmus test for whether they hold up to the original is how they freeze. 

    “We used to buy two dozen and freeze them for months,” she said. But she was hopeful that they would live up to their predecessor after surveying the shop. “The scallion cream cheese looks the same. It’s comforting,” she said. 

    And Wittenberg’s review of his everything with scallion cream cheese? “Fantastic. Maybe a little crunchier on the outside. But the real test will be when the egg bagel comes back,” he added. 

    Luckily for Wittenberg, the New Absolute Bagels staff said the egg bagel will once again be available tomorrow, December 30. The shop will be giving out free bagels Tuesday and Wednesday. Then, after closing for New Year’s Day, New Absolute Bagels will officially open on Friday, January 2nd, according to staff.

    To hear more from UWSers who tested the new bagel offerings on Monday, click the Rag Radio report below. Music courtesy of Blue Dot Sessions.

    Rag Radio · The sound of New Absolute Bagels

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    91 Comments
    Talya
    Talya
    9 months ago

    Looks so yummy! love the vibes

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    T. Sato
    T. Sato
    9 months ago

    The best part is seeing the smiling faces of the workers. Best of luck to all!

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    Allison
    Allison
    9 months ago
    Reply to  T. Sato

    Wish I were back in the ‘hood! I could use an excellent NY bagel. Best wishes to you, T Sato, for a Happy New Year!

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    William P
    William P
    9 months ago

    The decor makes no sense. It looks like pizza shop tiling with a mural of a Parisian coffee shop and a lighting fixture of the moon. If it’s around in 15 years we may consider it with nostalgia but for now it looks like it was decorated from a restaurant supply store.

    I would have gone with a historical mural of the Upper West Side (similar to what TD Bank had at 109th street) or even something reminiscent of an old bagel cart.

    Removing the tables and replacing them with a standing counter is also a let-down. Its as if corporate ordered the fixtures is for maximum foot-traffic at minimal expense.

    Bagels were good, though they suffer from shrinkification. Two checkouts will expedite the queue but at the cost of nostalgic waits in line, which though a trudge, offered free advertising to the desirability of the place

    Last edited 9 months ago by William P
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    Steve M
    Steve M
    8 months ago
    Reply to  William P

    Bitch, bitch, bitch…

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Steve M

    Its commentary or critique.. Bitching is providing a stream of complaints, often where the bitching party considers themselves a victim.

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    Ira Finkelstein
    Ira Finkelstein
    8 months ago
    Reply to  William P

    You know what goes out of business? Places with gorgeous decor, plenty of nostalgic atmosphere, and cardboard bagels. I’ll take great bagels and smile at the tiles.

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Ira Finkelstein

    One can have both. They aren’t exclusive nor are we provided a limited choice.

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    Uptown
    Uptown
    8 months ago
    Reply to  William P

    you’re free to hang out in front of the store for half an hour before buying a bagel if queuing is the part of the experience you desire

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Uptown

    You misread what I stated. The queue – something I personally never took part in as I would just wait until later – is a talisman of desirability, in essence, “here is a place so desirable thai people are willing to wait in line”

    Last edited 8 months ago by William P
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    eloise
    eloise
    8 months ago
    Reply to  William P

    Shrinkification is not a word, darling. I think you mean shrinkflation. In any case, Absolute always had slightly smaller bagels. If you want a bagel as big as a dinner plate, go to Brooklyn Bagel.

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  eloise

    It’s a word as obviously you understand the meaning. English is dynamic. “To enchain syllables, and to lash the wind, are equally the undertakings of pride,”

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    Marie
    Marie
    8 months ago
    Reply to  William P

    Pretty negative, aye?

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Marie

    On the decore, yes. On the bagel, no. Much has been focused on the return with little written about the layout

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    Jay
    Jay
    9 months ago

    Even in shoulder bag, dogs aren’t allowed in bakeries.

    Is the point to get the New Absolute fined?

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    Bill
    Bill
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    This woman and dog looked really threating. We need undercover customers to police this menace.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Bill

    It’s a matter of law and avoiding a significant fine.

    The phlegmatic bagged dog isn’t the real issue here.

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Bill

    It’s a matter of public health law, not size of dog.

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    Once again, dog owner behavior is ATROCIOUS these days. They are trotted into grocery stores and restaurants blithely despite this being a nailed-on health code violation. This is part & parcel with poop left all over the sidewalks and dogs off-leash in local parks despite posted regulations everywhere.

    WSR, please report on this. It’s an ever-present gripe in your comments and seriously degrades the quality of life in the neighborhood.

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    Liz
    Liz
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Had it up to here

    All over the outdoor farmer’s market too–paws up on tables and at least one vendor feeding them cheese! Disgusting..

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    Mary K
    Mary K
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    There is always one who will find something negative to say……

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Mary K

    Mary,

    It’s something like a $2000 fine. This is a massive to a small store, so unlike Morton Williams where I constantly see dogs.

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    woodcider
    woodcider
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Mary K

    How is it negative when it’s in the best interests of keeping the new Absolute Bagel open. They’ve had enough trouble.

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    Eugene Nickerson
    Eugene Nickerson
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Mary K

    You can’t ban dogs on the UWS and you can’t ban cars either.

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    William P
    William P
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Eugene Nickerson

    No, but we responsible dog owners know that we are not above the law

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Eugene Nickerson

    Dogs are already banned in food stores.

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    There’s no enforcement.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Had it up to here

    Pioneer has a letter in the door glass from the Department of Health, dated 2023 I believe. The store received a big fine for a dog in the store.

    I agree, I see dogs in Fairway and Morton Williams all the time. Doesn’t make it right.

    Anyhow, $2000 is a massive fine for a small bakery or no corporate coffee bar.

    Last edited 8 months ago by Jay
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    Brandon
    Brandon
    9 months ago

    To quote from your article 5 hours before this dropped “West Side Rag will publish on a reduced schedule this week to give our hard-working staff a holiday hiatus… and if any big stories break, we’ll of course cover them.”.

    Love that this qualifies.

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    Robin
    Robin
    9 months ago

    Please, someone send me a pumpernickel bagel with scallion cream cheese please!

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    Carmella Ombrella
    Carmella Ombrella
    9 months ago

    Nice to see the joy that a reborn bagel shop can generate. But it’s tempered, to my mind, by the customer who reports bringing her employer’s dog to the store, and the other one pictured with her pooch by her side. Dogs are not allowed in stores where food is sold or prepared, except for trained service dogs which are permitted under ADA rules. (Emotional support animals excluded.) New Absolute, with its fresh, shiny new store and loyal customer base, ought to be a bit more careful about breaking the law.

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    DenaliBoy
    DenaliBoy
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Carmella Ombrella

    I know that some nyc shoppers treat their animals like children. They are not. Aside from health code. Iolations it just seems common sense to not bring animals into shops selling food. I guess it ain’t that common

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Carmella Ombrella

    Whole Foods customers bring in dogs all rhe time.

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    Steve M
    Steve M
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Neighbor785

    Didn’t I read a story on this very site about one taking a dump on the floor right in front of the meat counter there?

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    Huh
    Huh
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Neighbor785

    I have pointed this out to store managers in various Whole Foods locations with no action taken by any of them. One manager said “Well how do I know its not a service animal which is allowed?” “You can ask the owners. Would you like me to show you the laws on what you are and aren’t allowed to ask?”
    Yeah, that went well.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Neighbor785

    Whole Foods is breaking the law.

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    No employees stop people with dogs anymore, as far as I can see. Today I accosted someone in the park whose dog was off leash. This person allowed that special rules applied to them. Great for Absolute Bagels. Not great that lots of quality of life rules/regs/laws are not enforced.

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    Bill
    Bill
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    Why not shop elsewhere?

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Bill

    I concur. Stop giving Bezos money

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Bill

    I don’t shop at Whole Foods, but the point here is that the New Absolute Bagels is setting itself up for a large fine.

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    Steve Rotterdam
    Steve Rotterdam
    9 months ago

    Fantastic, but please bring back garlic bagels!

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    DogParent
    DogParent
    9 months ago

    Excellent photos! And what a fun, uplifting story — thank you!

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    Ryker
    Ryker
    8 months ago

    is it as good as “Ess-a-Bagel” the one on 32nd ?

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    Jane
    Jane
    8 months ago

    Uh oh. Doggie drama.
    Some day we might evolve and become like much of the developed world and recognize that a dog in a bakery doesn’t actually present a risk of disease.
    At least I’ve never heard of any negative public health incidents in Paris, London, Madrid, Berlin, etc.

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    Michael
    Michael
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jane

    The interaction with a dog in a food related setting is enough to pass infections.

    Dogs can cause infections in people, In food-related settings, primarily through bacteria like Salmonella and E. coli found in their feces or contaminated pet food, spread via hand-to-mouth contact with contaminated surfaces, utensils, or direct contact with the pet, especially if proper hygiene like handwashing isn’t practiced after handling dogs or their supplies, leading to foodborne illnesses

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    GiveMeCake
    GiveMeCake
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Michael

    Sorry but this doesn’t happen in real life. Dog owners can also have fecal particles on their hands and pass the same infections. At some point one needs to move beyond the theoretical and look at actual reality. There is no greater incidence of these kinds of infections associated with dogs in food establishments where that is permitted.
    Reality beckons. Welcome.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jane

    Okay, but today it’s a massive fine, which a small bakery really can’t afford.

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    Jane
    Jane
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    I get and appreciate that.
    It doesn’t change the underlying illogical hysteria that many react with when seeing a dog in a store or restaurant.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jane

    Not the issue here. It’s keeping the bagel place open.

    Anecdote: pre-Covid noted dog in my regular coffee bar, said to the manager (who’s still there) that though the dog was well behaved, it’s a big fine if the dog is found by the Health Dept.

    Fast forward 5 years, there’s now a sign in the door specifying no dogs. Obviously, they were fined.

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jane

    It’s not hysteria. People are deeply frustrated with this behavior. It’s anti-social and, frankly, disgusting

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    Jane
    Jane
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Had it up to here

    Sounds hysterical to me…

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jane

    I’m not commenting on the behavior of individual dogs/owners. I’m commenting on a fine that the New Absolute can’t afford.

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    GiveMeCake
    GiveMeCake
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    I think Jane already acknowledged that.

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  GiveMeCake

    No she didn’t.

    She said, “but can’t we be like Paris”. (Does Paris ask dog owners to pick up excrement, Paris didn’t when I was last there 30 years ago.)

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    Jane
    Jane
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Jay

    Yes, Jay, I did acknowledge it. Please read my post again. I literally said “I get and appreciate that” in response to your post.
    And perhaps a trip to Paris is in order. Things have changed in the past 30 years.

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    Rob
    Rob
    8 months ago

    Sick how people wait in line for the unhealthiest thing you can possibly eat = BAGELS.. they cause massive sugar blood spikes like nothing else and for hours… another fact is they add sugar…

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    neighbor
    neighbor
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Rob

    LOL, there’s lots of things a lot worse for your health than bagels!

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Rob

    Yeah, I pretty much can’t eat them anymore. Sigh. Still, I’m happy that the shop is back in business.

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    Sam
    Sam
    8 months ago

    Good luck to them. We need more businesses in the 100’s and 110’s.

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    tippi williams
    tippi williams
    8 months ago

    many PEOPLE NEVER eat bagels. calorie count as high as 250 to 400. FILLINGS LIKE CREAM CHEESE NOT EVEN INCLUDED IN CAL COUNT.

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    neighbor
    neighbor
    8 months ago
    Reply to  tippi williams

    what’s your point?

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    OPOE
    OPOE
    8 months ago

    Great to see.

    They did it without a Go-Fraud me also.

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    Ralph G. Caso
    Ralph G. Caso
    8 months ago

    I still love Pop Up Bagels!

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Ralph G. Caso

    Now THAT’s a scam

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    Jan
    Jan
    8 months ago

    A suggestion: signage in ‘qualifying’ establishments should read something like: NO ANIMALS ALLOWED (except humans and seeing eye dogs).

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    B. Acevedo
    B. Acevedo
    8 months ago

    Hi – I was born and bred in Brooklyn, soI know bagels,
    The best bagels are made by Ess-A- Bagel. There are a few stores in Manhattan, so do your research and go to one of their stores. You’ll be happy you did.

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    Had it up to here
    Had it up to here
    8 months ago
    Reply to  B. Acevedo

    nah. overrated

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    Jay
    Jay
    8 months ago
    Reply to  B. Acevedo

    Have you been to the New Absolute, did you ever shop at the original?

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    Ken
    Ken
    8 months ago

    I knew things would improve in the Mamdani era!

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    John
    John
    8 months ago

    Bagel review! First, I was devastated about the old store’s closure, but equally annoyed by the former owner’s refusal to clean up their act. I’m among the hard core fans who greet this phoenix, reborn from the old store’s ashes, with tremendous joy.

    I arrived on Tuesday (second day of the soft opening) to a long line of eager bagel enthusiasts, all of waiting without complaint in “feels like” 9-degree chill. As you can see from the photos, the interior is now very different — it’s bright, clean, welcoming, and with some charming signage. The two registers and fact that they now accept credit cards etc (not just cash) are smart moves.

    I was so happy to see at least 4 or 5 staff members from the former store, several whom recognized me and others on line — it was mutual reunion that was clearly heartwarming on both sides of the counter.

    As advertised, they are giving away everything for free during these three days of soft opening (tomorrow/Wed. is the last), and I was very surprised to see that this included all the works, for those who ordered them: e.g. schmears on a toasted bagel: also free! I think even the hot chocolates and coffee were free. The only money I witnessed was tips (mine included). I received my one allotted bagel, a sesame (they were out of everything bagels by the time I’d arrived), which I took home and toasted with butter.

    It was smaller than formerly at the store, but… drumroll…. just as delicious as before! Crispy on the outside, pliable and dense on the inside, fragrant, slightly salty — just exquisite! Come Friday, single non-toasted bagels appear to run $2 — that’s a tad high, but if the quality remains like today, I will happily return and pay the premium.

    For whatever it’s worth…. my go-to place in this year since the former store’s closure has been Bagels and Co, on 78/79th and Amsterdam. At $1.60 per bagel, and with generally excellent quality, it has been a solid alternative.

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    Dino Vercotti
    Dino Vercotti
    8 months ago
    Reply to  John

    “For whatever it’s worth…”

    You toasted a freshly-made bagel so your opinion isn’t worth anything. Your bagel cred is a solid zero out of 10.

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    OPOE
    OPOE
    8 months ago
    Reply to  John

    Ah free.

    Explains the lines.

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    JFS
    JFS
    8 months ago

    Will there be mini bagels available?

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    JustBeKind
    JustBeKind
    8 months ago

    The New Absolute raisin bagel is the same unique delicious almost if not all cinnamon free delight – same as the previous Absolute.
    It’s going to be a very good New Year!!!

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago

    Like others, I am happy just seeing the happy people in the photos. Great that the business is back.

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    David
    David
    8 months ago

    Perhaps if they weren’t handing out free bagels, the store wouldn’t be closed at 2:30pm on Tuesday, with a sign saying “Closed, we’re out of bagels.” The disappointment on prospective customers’ faces was sad. I’m happy they’re back, but is all the mania around this going to make it impossible to get a bagel?

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    Everything bagel with lox spread
    Everything bagel with lox spread
    8 months ago
    Reply to  David

    They are not actually officially open for business yet. This is a soft opening – Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday this week they are giving out free bagels from 8am until they run out. Then they’re closed tomorrow for New Year’s Day, and open for real as of Friday.

    If you can get there today before 11:45am, you should be able to score a free bagel, including spread! But if not, by Friday they should be up and running as of old.

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    John
    John
    8 months ago
    Reply to  David

    It’s still the soft opening, and 2:30 is 2.5 hours longer than their advertised noon closure. Only one more day (Wed. Dec. 31) of the early closure, and then it’s normal hours on Friday. Patience

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    neighbor
    neighbor
    8 months ago
    Reply to  David

    The free bagels were just for the soft opening, not forever! They limited them to one or two per person, and probably were basically testing the system. They expected to run out, and their sign said they would be open “8:00 until we run out.” I should think once the system has been tested, they will bake more and not run out. And hopefully the lines will not be worse than they were before once everyone calms down and they have to pay for their bagels.

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    Huh
    Huh
    8 months ago
    Reply to  David

    Relax. It’s only for a day or two. By next week you’ll be able to queue up and pay for your bagels as usual.

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    May
    May
    8 months ago

    Who here remembers when
    Absolute Bagel had pizza bagels? I wonder if New Absolute Bagel will do that too?

    I am glad the Bagel is as good as how it used to be. I need to make sure to get a Bagel from here!

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    Evan
    Evan
    8 months ago

    Wow some of these comments are so insanely miserable. Why even spend your time, when something so wonderful for the community is back, posting about how bad bagels are for you or how you hate that they ran out of FREE BAGELS during a soft opening where they were giving back to their customers who have waited a year to have their bagels again? Some of you really need to get a life and touch grass – stop complaining so much and being miserable, your life will improve 🙂

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    Neighbor785
    Neighbor785
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Evan

    Kvetching is a long-time UWS pastime.

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    Mark Hurst
    Mark Hurst
    8 months ago

    This is a great review, thanks. I’m just surprised that the line went out the door and *to the right*. For years the line formed to the left of the store, only shifting (in a momentous change reported here on WSR) when Garden of Eden closed. Now that Hashi Market has opened, I’d expect the line to form in its traditional northern direction, but for some reason it’s forming to the south. I’ll keep an eye on it!

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    May
    May
    8 months ago

    Review: the bagels are great! 🥯

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    Pepper
    Pepper
    8 months ago

    All the people commenting about people bringing their dogs into stores or this shop. Be warned: I know of at least 4 dogs that were stolen from outside of Garden of Eden when it was on this block. So if you plan on leaving a dog tied up outside while you shop…there is no guarantee it will be there when you come out. Make sure you can see it from the window if you must tie it up outside or have someone watch it.

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    Gene Fisch
    Gene Fisch
    8 months ago

    Not every old customer was happy, certainly not this one. I went by NAB on Monday early afternoon. It was closed. They had no bagels. One staff member hand signals: Come back Tuesday 8 am. Tuesday I had other matters to contend with. I came back today, Wednesday New Years Eve day at 12:30. Sign on the shop door said “Bagels all sold out. Closed New Years Day.” Sold out? Closed New Years Day? This was not the Absolute Bagels I knew for 20 years. I went to Broadway Bagels instead. It was open, busy, and the bagels were still warm.

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    Gene Fisch
    Gene Fisch
    8 months ago

    No positive vibes from this former customer of 20 years. I went by early Monday afternoon. A staff member said there were no bagels. Come back Tuesday 8 am. I couldn’t come back Tuesday but did on Wednesday New Year’s eve day at 12:30 pm. Sign on the door read “Bagels sold out. Closed New Years Day.” Sold out? Closed New Years Day? This was not the Absolute Bagels I knew. I went to Broadway Bagels. It was open, busy and the bagels were warm.

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    David
    David
    8 months ago
    Reply to  Gene Fisch

    You do know that the store is not yet officially open?

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    DFV
    DFV
    8 months ago

    Double toasted onion? That sounds painful

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    Derek
    Derek
    8 months ago

    I just moved to this neighborhood. Are the bagels really that good?

    0
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