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Lightening the Mood on the Upper West Side

July 27, 2025 | 7:44 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Nancy
Nancy
3 months ago

Ha! Very funny — unless it’s YOUR husband being that obtuse (says his beleaguered wife, now ketchup -less).

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
3 months ago

You goofball, you!

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Joanna
Joanna
3 months ago

Love this, Gary. Nice to have a break from the,,,, the… you know what I mean.

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
3 months ago

Enough Green Goddess dressing and I would eat your shopping list gladly. With relish, even.

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Sharon
Sharon
3 months ago

Who uses paper shopping lists anymore. Yrag needs to get with the times. 😁

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Phoebe
Phoebe
3 months ago
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I use paper. And make nice doodles:)

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Cato
Cato
3 months ago
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But The Times is the *paper* of record, isn’t it?

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David
David
3 months ago
Reply to  Sharon

We old folks do.

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ecm
ecm
3 months ago
Reply to  Sharon

I, for one, very nearly had to resort to paper shopping lists after I recently terminated my T-Mobile service (for the obvious reason). Fortunately, though, I was able to transfer an image of my list to my feature phone — no, the original HTML version would not work. Oh, the contortions one endures when striving to walk the straight and narrow!

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
3 months ago
Reply to  ecm

Curious – what is the obvious reason?

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ecm
ecm
3 months ago
Reply to  Ish Kabibble

Fourth time’s the charm?
This development (https://www.businessinsider.com/fcc-tmobile-end-dei-policies-deal-approval-2025-7) was my immediate impetus, and this one (https://popular.info/p/these-companies-touted-their-efforts) certainly didn’t help.
This time I’ll skip the story covering the long list of other corporations in the same hall of shame as T-Mo; you’ve probably read all about that anyhow.

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ecm
ecm
3 months ago
Reply to  Ish Kabibble

Sorry, Ish, I tried, but WSR’s new AI-powered moderation software evidently doesn’t want me to tell you the obvious reason. (Maybe because it’s obvious?) I really think they should either get the darn thing working properly or replace it with a competent human moderator.

Maybe I’ll try again later.

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
3 months ago
Reply to  ecm

Interesting. Curious to find out what I may be missing.

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ecm
ecm
3 months ago
Reply to  Ish Kabibble

You’ll be pleased to learn — assuming you ever see this — that I was finally able to land an abbreviated version of the explanation; see above.

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
3 months ago

The hat needs its own illustration. Love your work. If you run out of ketchup, you know where to find us! Thanks for always bringing smiles and laughter. Loved the interview as well.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
3 months ago

I love this silliness!

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Mark
Mark
3 months ago

Hahaha! This is exactly the kind of light-hearted humor I needed. I just want to know how you were able to carry those paper bags without soaking them with sweat, Gary.

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Gary
Gary
3 months ago
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no. of course not.

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Cindy
Cindy
3 months ago

Men!?! 🤪😂😳

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Amber Jones
Amber Jones
3 months ago

Hahaha

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
3 months ago

My kinda humah ….I’m still giggling….

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Sandra Polsak
Sandra Polsak
3 months ago

Love the cartoon; loved the interview!

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Peter Birkenhead
Peter Birkenhead
3 months ago

Wait are you secretly living in my house and writing down everything you hear?

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