UPPER WEST SIDER SEEKS “HOUSEGIRL” WILLING TO CUDDLE IN THE NUDE IN EXCHANGE FOR CHEAP RENT

There are prostitutes, and there are people who will perform maid service for you in the buff. But one Upper West Sider is looking for something just a little bit different. Perhaps it is an amalgamation of the two, perhaps it is something beyond our capacity to comprehend.

Curbed came across this ad on Craigslist for a “housegirl” willing to do light house and office work. But typing and sweeping skills don’t seem to be what the poster is after. In fact, this person (Curbed assumes the poster is a male, which is 99.9% likely) wants to find an 18 to 30 year old woman who is “comfortable being naked, and must enjoy cuddling naked.” In addition, the woman should be willing to accept a certain amount of “discipline,” shall we say.

“Some light spanking involved.”

And what does this lucky lady get?

A $95-a-month room in a “very nice apartment.”

Photo by betenoir via flickr.