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If the Knicks Need Me, I’m Ready!

June 7, 2026 | 8:36 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

Editor’s note: The above is an illustration of a popular meme.

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Sharon
Sharon
2 months ago

Didn’t I see you in the warehouse league games back in the mid 1970’s?

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
2 months ago

Ooof! If the Knicks put in Gary, that would be trouble — but it sure would be funny.

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Kneeless
Kneeless
2 months ago

I don’t thing you’d fit in a clutch. Maybe a duffel bag.

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Cindy
Cindy
2 months ago

Go Knicks. Feel so much more confident now that I know you are available to sub in. 🏀🏀

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
2 months ago

I envy your ego! LOL

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Laurie K
Laurie K
2 months ago

Awwww that’s cute (I didn’t know they were looking for a new mascot 😉 ) but if they were it should be GARY!!!

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Ginny
Ginny
2 months ago

“2-0 on the court, ready for the scrimmage! Go Gary if needed 🏀

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
2 months ago

Gary, believe it or not so am I! Ready to play at a moment’s notice!

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Paula
Paula
2 months ago

Go Gary! Take us in for the win!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
2 months ago

GO KNICKS!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
2 months ago

Fingers crossed for a shutout! GO KNICKS!

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BH5877
BH5877
2 months ago

I think they could still win:)

This team is so good and plays such beautiful team basketball that I’m sure Mike Brown would figure something out.

Let’s Go Knicks!! I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
2 months ago

Gary-you will always be my clutch player! ❤️

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Miriam
Miriam
2 months ago

I would have your phone on you 24/7 waiting for the call!

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steve
steve
2 months ago

I can see you limping out like Willis Reed!

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Joanna
Joanna
2 months ago

It’s time, Gary. Suit up!

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
2 months ago

Go Knicks! (Sports-themed Martoons!!)

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