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If the Knicks Need Me, I’m Ready!

June 7, 2026 | 8:36 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

Editor’s note: The above is an illustration of a popular meme.

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Sharon
Sharon
20 days ago

Didn’t I see you in the warehouse league games back in the mid 1970’s?

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
20 days ago

Ooof! If the Knicks put in Gary, that would be trouble — but it sure would be funny.

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Kneeless
Kneeless
20 days ago

I don’t thing you’d fit in a clutch. Maybe a duffel bag.

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Cindy
Cindy
20 days ago

Go Knicks. Feel so much more confident now that I know you are available to sub in. 🏀🏀

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
20 days ago

I envy your ego! LOL

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Laurie K
Laurie K
20 days ago

Awwww that’s cute (I didn’t know they were looking for a new mascot 😉 ) but if they were it should be GARY!!!

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Ginny
Ginny
20 days ago

“2-0 on the court, ready for the scrimmage! Go Gary if needed 🏀

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
20 days ago

Gary, believe it or not so am I! Ready to play at a moment’s notice!

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Paula
Paula
20 days ago

Go Gary! Take us in for the win!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
20 days ago

GO KNICKS!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
20 days ago

Fingers crossed for a shutout! GO KNICKS!

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BH5877
BH5877
20 days ago

I think they could still win:)

This team is so good and plays such beautiful team basketball that I’m sure Mike Brown would figure something out.

Let’s Go Knicks!! I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
19 days ago

Gary-you will always be my clutch player! ❤️

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Miriam
Miriam
19 days ago

I would have your phone on you 24/7 waiting for the call!

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steve
steve
19 days ago

I can see you limping out like Willis Reed!

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Joanna
Joanna
18 days ago

It’s time, Gary. Suit up!

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
17 days ago

Go Knicks! (Sports-themed Martoons!!)

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