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Cranky Healthcare on the Upper West Side

March 15, 2026 | 6:41 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Sharon
Sharon
2 months ago

Ain’t that the truth!

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
2 months ago
Reply to  Sharon

hey – great minds think alike!

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Mark
Mark
2 months ago
Reply to  Auntie Em

You two need to get coffee and compare notes.

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
2 months ago

Ain’t that the truth!

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steve
steve
2 months ago

Have you noticed that almost every time you go to the doctor with an ailment the response is “you are getting older”.

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Neal
Neal
2 months ago

Good one, but when did “Dad Jokes” sneak into the title?

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Mark
Mark
2 months ago

But bouncy castles are SOOO much more fun than temples!

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Mark
Mark
2 months ago

P.S. Whose hand is that in the window?

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Corcoran
Corcoran
2 months ago
Reply to  Mark

Yes, what’s going on there?

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
2 months ago

We’re a big group in that temple. Great one!!

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
2 months ago

I hear ya!

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
2 months ago

As Phyllis Diller said I’m at the age where my back goes out more than I do!🤣🤣🤣

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Floria
Floria
2 months ago

I guess it’s good to have some bounce left.

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Sue Taffet
Sue Taffet
2 months ago

Gary certainly gets how we all feel! Keep them coming, Gary!

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Tom D'Angelis
Tom D'Angelis
2 months ago

Gary gets it right every week

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Mark
Mark
2 months ago
Reply to  Tom D'Angelis

I agree! This bit of levity is part of how I cope with the start of a new week of fresh hell. Thank you, Gary.

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
2 months ago

That’s how I feel.

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
2 months ago

That’s how I feel. But the Martini does make me feel better.

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Gomer's Pile
Gomer's Pile
2 months ago

Ain’t that the truth!

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Nina
Nina
2 months ago

Sadly the truth!

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Kneeless
Kneeless
2 months ago

If I were a building I’d be condemned.

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
2 months ago

Love health advocates in a bar over a martini ! The world is blowing up….enjoy your Haagen Dazs.

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Macadoody
Macadoody
2 months ago

Ye, yes, yes! This is FACT! Not FICTION!

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Eljay
Eljay
2 months ago

You owe me the cup of coffee I spat out in a blaring laugh when I saw this one. A little touch-up paint on the breakfast nook wall couldn’t hurt, either. hahahahaHA!

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Nalda Rothe
Nalda Rothe
2 months ago

Love this!

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Rosie
Rosie
2 months ago

Really love the self-referential “Dad Jokes” in your Martoonerville header, but even better is how you snuck in a hand about to climb in the window in that second panel. Sometimes you have to look for an extra second or two at your cartoon to see those Easter eggs. Just what is happening in that window, Gary?

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Mark
Mark
2 months ago
Reply to  Rosie

Yeah! What IS happening?

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Corcoran
Corcoran
2 months ago

Ah, that after the birthday party, smell of frosting, sticky-juice-spill deflated feeling. Step away from the bar, help the guy clinging to the window sill and give me 10 pushups.

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Andy
Andy
2 months ago

Same

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Ken
Ken
2 months ago

The Warranties Just Keep Expiring!

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David
David
2 months ago

LOL

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
2 months ago

Hahahahaha. Too funny, Gary! Love this!

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Bob
Bob
2 months ago

What does this have to do with the UWS?
Maybe Gary should submit to AARP.

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Cato
Cato
2 months ago
Reply to  Bob

Next time you’re out in our neighborhood, look up from your phone for a minute and look around you.

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Lisa
Lisa
2 months ago

haha…me too.

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TanyaW42
TanyaW42
2 months ago

LOL, all I can think of is the brilliant Steve Buscemi movie “Trees Lounge”!

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