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Preparing for the New Year on the UWS

December 28, 2025 | 9:01 AM
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Nook
Nook
20 days ago

If 2025 taught us anything — ALWAYS read the fine print! Here’s to better times ahead!

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ecm
ecm
19 days ago
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In 2025 even the large, bold print went largely ignored.

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Amy
Amy
20 days ago

haha!😆 Me too, Gary!!
(love the Zabar’s hat!🧡)

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Joanna
Joanna
20 days ago

Me too, Gary. 2025 has a lot to answer for.

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Poobah
Poobah
20 days ago

The fine print: “All new horrors…”

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Ellen
Ellen
20 days ago

Now that I know Gary better I agree…all about fine print!

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Kneeless
Kneeless
20 days ago

I second the motion. And I hope a certain store sends you at least a gift basket.

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Mark
Mark
20 days ago

I’m impressed that you actually want to read it. These days, most people are opting for a ChatGPT summary.

Maybe that’s part of the problem.

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Miriam Drachman
Miriam Drachman
20 days ago

Make you sure you have your reading glasses! Thanks for sharing your great humor in a difficult year!
Keep it coming in 2026. We need it!

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Pat
Pat
20 days ago

We shall stay upbeat even if reality is not!!!

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Steve M
Steve M
20 days ago

With a new communist mayor, you won’t like the fine print. Should’a read it before you cast your vote this past November. Now you’re gonna have to live with the consequences.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
20 days ago

Wouldn’t hurt to run it by your lawyer as well. Just saying.

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Neal
Neal
20 days ago

I certainly didn’t sign up for this!

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
20 days ago

I’m with you!

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Sharon
Sharon
20 days ago

Me too!!!

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
20 days ago

LOL!!!

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Andy
Andy
20 days ago

What could pppooooosssiiibbbllllyyyy go wrong?!

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Sarah
Sarah
19 days ago

You said it!

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Howie
Howie
19 days ago

Might be wise to consult a lawyer

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Nancy
Nancy
19 days ago

Yup

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A neighbor
A neighbor
19 days ago

Great cartoon, and sentiment. If only… And if we could negotiate or “decline” as we do with cookies.
Thank you, Gary.

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ecm
ecm
19 days ago
Reply to  A neighbor

At least we can dissent.
For now.

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
19 days ago

Love your toons Gary. Keep em coming! Best to you ‘26

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David
David
19 days ago

AMEN!

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
19 days ago

Oh, YES! The fine print is tricky! I love this one.

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Lori
Lori
19 days ago

Yep, me too.

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
16 days ago

And make sure there is NO non-disclosure language being snuck in there… Happy New Year Gary Martin and all you “Martoonverville” readers!

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Laurie K
Laurie K
16 days ago

As long as the fine print continues to give me your illustration each week I’ll sign!!

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