
by Yvonne Vávra
Ask anyone who’s lived on the Upper West Side long enough, and they’ll tell you: this neighborhood used to move after dark. Crowds from all over the city came uptown to dance away nights that didn’t quit. But now? I like to think it’s not entirely my fault if my idea of a good night might be scrolling through a Reddit thread—especially when, like the other day, it’s a juicy one about what Upper West Siders love to complain about.
Someone had asked for the three biggest issues Upper West Siders face, and I was in for a shock. Apparently, I belong to one of the most disliked groups in the neighborhood. Maybe I’ve been fooled by all those smiles on the street, but the number of dog-related comments didn’t lie: we dog owners and our zigzagging sidewalk antics are the scourge of the Upper West Side. As I read through the many complaints, I lowered my head and pinned back my ears in shame. Big puppy eyes, ok?
Other grievances included high rents, blaring sirens, not enough good donuts, and—interestingly—the Planetarium Post Office on 83rd Street, which, according to one commenter, is “some tier of purgatory.” Intriguing as that is, it was another comment that stuck with me most: no good nightlife. Sure, we have bars, and yes, some play music that makes you want to bob your head a little. There’s definitely some shaking and grooving at Prohibition on 84th and Columbus. But where are the phenomenal nightspots where you can walk in, let your hair down, and cut loose until the morning light?
Once upon a time, the Upper West Side had plenty of those.
A century ago, the area around Columbus Circle was where New Yorkers in the 1910s and 20s went for a good late-night time. Notable theaters—including the Majestic, one of the city’s most famous—were surrounded by glitzy nightclubs and restaurants. At Healy’s, on 66th and Broadway, after-theater crowds would dine and dance between ice-skating shows on the indoor rink. Others partied at Child’s Restaurant, which opened in 1911 on the site that is now the Time Warner Center. Among them were F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jimmy Durante, Eddie Cantor, Charlie Chaplin, and more—though it’s not clear if any of them took part in the epic fights the place was infamous for. The Bowery Boys podcast recounts rowdy parties, with women in evening gowns pulling each other’s hair and men shouting and hurling cakes across the room.
Sophie Tucker was a regular at Child’s—and the star performer at Reisenweber’s, which opened at 58th and 8th in 1910. It quickly became one of the trendiest clubs in the city, and was actually the first to lure crowds with the promise of dedicated space for dancing. Through the 1910s and 20s, New Yorkers packed all four floors: they feasted in twelve different dining rooms, enjoyed Sophie Tucker’s cabaret nights, and danced into the morning hours—until the club closed in 1922 after repeated police raids during Prohibition. Today, Reisenweber’s corner is home to drugstore and banking errands. The party is over.
Among the dance clubs Rag readers might remember from their own nights out, some became legends of the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s—one even pulling off the nearly impossible feat of turning Monday nights into an event. China Club, which opened in the summer of 1985 in the basement of the Beacon Theater, was the kind of place “where regular guys feel like celebrities and celebrities feel like regular guys,” as New York Magazine wrote. And when we talk celebrities, we mean Bowie, Iggy Pop, Madonna, Steve Winwood, Elton John, Prince, Springsteen—the works. In 1997, China Club moved to Hell’s Kitchen, where it finally closed in 2010.
Upper West Siders danced through the decades at Hurrah on 62nd and Broadway, at the legendary Continental Baths and Plato’s Retreat in the Ansonia basement, at the Crane Club at 79th and Amsterdam, and many more spots. Trax, a nightclub at 246 Columbus between 71st and 72nd Streets, became a hotspot where the music industry came to play—everyone from superstars to executives, journalists to groupies. The New York Times described it in 1978 as providing “comfortable hangouts for a subculture full of genuine friendships and professional relationships, and a spot for others to gawk at them and allow them to feel important.” Trax lasted a decade in that space, followed by the Baja, and finally Columbus 72, which closed in 2014. Today, the venue still sees plenty of moves and sweat—but now it’s on the blue mats of Renzo Gracie’s Jiu-Jitsu school.
Columbus 72 actually held the last cabaret license on the Upper West Side—the permit a venue needed to legally allow dancing. So when it closed, the party really was over for good. Or as the Rag put it at the time: “That means that the only place you can dance now is in your bedroom with your cat.”
But hold on! New York City repealed the old Cabaret Law in 2017, so technically, nothing’s stopping us from dancing again. It’s time someone opened the next great Upper West Side nightclub and we traded the slippers for dancing shoes. My dog—not the cat—could use the night off.

Yvonne Vávra is a magazine writer and author of the German book 111 Gründe New York zu lieben (111 Reasons to Love New York). Born a Berliner but an aspiring Upper West Sider since the 1990s (thanks, Nora Ephron), she came to New York in 2010 and seven years later made her Upper West Side dreams come true. She’s been obsessively walking the neighborhood ever since.
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I tried to patronize the Prohibition place. I couldn’t stay.— the music was played too loud.
…and THAT says all you need to know. 🙂
As a resident for many decades, I consider myself fortunate that my advancing age has more or less coincided with the increasing dormancy of upper west side nightlife. When I was younger, it was there and I sought it out. Now, as it has all but disappeared, I eschew it. I do, however, wish the daylife were a little more varied and interesting, like it used to be.
I hear you but the lack of literally anything going on now after what used to be considered a relatively early hour does feel somewhat unsafe when having to walk on many UWS streets. As an older pedestrian, it makes me happy to see things still open when so many streets are dark for sometimes an entire half block, which was practically unheard of in ‘the old days’. So many vacant stores and restaurants!
Thank you. All very interesting. Just one correction (I don’t know how long ago you wrote this): what was the Coliseum when I moved to NYC — from Germany via Michigan — is now called the Deutsche Bank Center, not Time Warner any more.
The Coliseum was a place I worked in the complex of, @10 Columbus Circle, as a then Senior @ Brooklyn Tech HS. 1969! After school for DINERS CLUB…It was the then Emporium of what is now the IMMENSE JAVITS CENTER on West 34th Street, as the Coliseum was torn down, but had held all the DOG, BOAT, and CAR SHOWS for NYC! You just awoke a long sleeping memory. I still live on the UWS, just a dozen blocks North of there….
Hello Fellow Technite! Class of ’83 here. Now, back to our scheduled program.
It will always be the Time Warner Center. Also, 6th Avenue is not called Avenue of the Americas and the Triboro Bridge is not called the RFK Bridge.
… And it’s the Tappan Zee and the Pan Am Building…
Plus, Columbus Avenue is 9th Avenue.
The coliseum was a convention hall and office tower.
Took the LIRR in from Nassau county, at 13, and went to the new car show at the Coliseum! Sometimes now, I lookout from the top floors and try to imagine the show and me there, so many moons ago!
The dogs are no problem, and I don’t care about the lack of night life — but the Planetarium Post Office reallly is the WORST!
Planetarium PO was never great but the hollowing out of the postal service generally has hit it hard. It’s definitely understaffed and service cut to the point of barely functioning.
Planetarium Post Office has nothing on the Cathedral Station Post Office (on W. 104th). Check out the Yelp reviews. Planetarium used to be my local PO and, while not great, it’s still better than Cathedral, which is literally the worst post office I’ve ever had to use.
Re the 104 St Post Office, it took me 40 minutes in line to pick up a small package that USPTO alleged to have tried to deliver (they did not, I was home at day) – no note, my friend happened to ask if I ever got it and gave me the tracking and that’s the only way I knew it was missing. At the PO a hand written sign on the pick up part (which was unmanned) said get in the regular line to pick up. For 15 mins there was NOBODY at ANY of the window stations – they all just wandered off. The line built up to about 20 people. Everyone was like “what is going on”. Finally two came back and I finally got to the front and the staff member was as usual astoundingly rude. 104 Cathedral Station is absolutely hell on earth. I have told friends never to mail me anything bigger than the size of a letter. You can’t make up how bad the service is there.
I agree with West Ender. I no longer can steel myself enough to enter its doors, which, suitably enough, are hard to open, signaling the trauma about to come. The last time I tried to post something via registered mail, I left, my hands searching through my pockets for a tissue to dry off tears of rage. Plus there are no ramps to accommodate those who need them. It’s a supremely unfriendly place.
Purgatory is exactly right. You wait and wait and wait whilst being either too hot or too cold. The line almost never moves and some lines don’t even have a teller at the end of them. The people in front of you cannot remember how long they have been waiting, or if the line has ever moved. Sometimes people make it to the front of a line and briefly speak to a post office worker, only to be sent to the back of another, longer line. Should you ever reach the front of your own line, you have forgotten your original purpose of renewing your passport or mailing your wedding invitations, and all you remember is that your goal was to make it to the front of the line. You have finally succeeded! You have been standing in line for your entire life and you have achieved your life’s goal! Your brief moment of elation is shattered by the post office worker telling you it’s their lunch break and they will be back in 30 minutes. 75 minutes pass and the worker returns, to inform you that they are closed for the day and you will have to return. Not next week though, because they only perform the service you wanted between 1 and 2pm on alternate Saturdays. You cancel your vacation plans and/or wedding.
You are being too generous. It’s beyond purgatory. It’s hell.
If it isn’t too much out of your way, try the Ansonia Post Office on Columbus/67th street (it might be 68th). It’s a relative pleasure to go there and the employees are friendly and efficient.
Really? Not when I was there a few times over the last couple of years! You wait in line forever.. The few mostly elderly people who work there are either in conversation with each other, or missing in ‘non’-action!!
Making it to the number one spot IS a great feeling, so great that when it happens to me, I usually let the person behind me pass so that I can have that feeling all over again.
This is absolutely hilarious. You are a great writer and deserve a column!! Or at least submit this to McSweeneys! I’m crying here. Thank you!! (our Post office down here in Brooklyn sucks, but maybe it’s a slightly higher tier of Hell than yours…)
Awww 🙂
Maybe the dogs are no problem to you, but for many people they are a problem. Stepping in dog poop on the sidewalk and smelling dog pee throughout the city in summer are not fun activities.
That isn’t a reality on the UWS. Granted dog poo makes the occasional peek-a-boo but I sincerely doubt you would see dog poop laced on a sidewalk in front of the Museum of Natural History or Lincoln Center in contrast to, say, Brownsville (no shade towards Brooklyn).
There is an obscene amount of dog waste on the side streets all throughout the UWS. Dog owners are a MASSIVE problem.
Also, don’t let your dog pee on buildings or trees. CURB THEM
Maybe train dogs to doo and pee indoors… more sanitary for all… back of my building smells terrible…
The average number of piles of dog poop I encounter each day on my one and a half block school run, is four.
The dogs are not the problem, their owners are. It’s absolutely unacceptable that owners are not picking up their dog’s waste. This is citywide in every neighborhood. And what you’re likely smelling is human urine! Dog urine is not offensive as is the men who are urinating across the city.
Do you scream at them when you see them walking away from a pile? – We are very verbal on our block and have little problem with dog poop.
Dog urine absolutely smells what are you talking about
I hope prohibition is still rocking! There Used to be live music seven night a week. Tiny dance floor right in front of the band. I loved that. Now I’m afraid I’ve aged out but hope springs eternal and I keep it in my mind. I still think “ I go there” but it’s been at least 5 years since I remembered to go! Cheers for the fun article.
I miss Sunday night open mic night at Wilson’s
Here’s to the couch, the cat, and the cup of tea!
A pet peeve of mine is that since the pandemic, most of the restaurants uptown close early. I used to brag that we were the only city in the whole country that you can order in a hamburger in the middle of the night — or pretty much anything else. Now the restaurants and coffee shops mostly quit around 9:00 p.m. I’d be talking to a friend in Philadelphia or a different state and I’d excuse myself to answer the door very late at night. They would ask who’s coming at that hour?. I’d reply that’s my dinner or midnight snack or whatever and they were stunned because their respective Cities shut down at sundown. In one of Cindy Adams columns, when she was covering I believe a presidential race or some other newsworthy event in Chicago, she was shocked to find everything closed at sundown! She couldn’t order in except, I believe, room service in the hotel she was staying at. We’re still hungry after hours ,Restaurants , if you’re reading this!
And it’s so much safer when things are open late. Restaurants take note!
Super Nice Pizza stays open for pizza til 11 Thu -Sat if that helps at all ..!
The city that never sleeps starts snoozing about 9:30!
That’s right, we’re supposed to be a 24 hour city. If people don’t like it then that’s what the rest of the country is for!
You can easily get ice cream / gelato on UWS until midnight, but I agree that it’s sad that most restaurants close earlier than they used to.
Someone told me recently that the reason they introduced early off-leash hours to Central Park was to get more people in earlier and make it safer.
China Club was the best place to go dancing!
and the fuel was white as snow.
I guess this means that people can actually get some sleep in this neighborhood.
If memory serves, dancing was not what people went to the Continental Baths and Plato’s Retreat for.
Exactly what I was going to post!!!
Apparently you haven’t tried horizontal dancing.
This was one of the best articles I’ve read here. Excellent writing and very informative and interesting!
Agree and thank you! I miss the casual jazz and other music spots you used to be able to stroll into all over the UWS.
That was before we bleached the neighborhood
Not even about no nightclubbing.
Try getting a drink or a bite to eat after 10:30 pm around here.
Pizza’s about it…
There are plenty of available spaces for a dance venue between 89th and 106th streets on broadway! ( former CVS, former Best Buy affiliate, regional restaurant and neighboring dry cleaner , former metro cinema and so forth). Just need creative minds. The supporters will follow!
Liability insurance rates are so high now that a club cannot charge enough to cover the insurance and still make it an affordable experience.
Noisy music places should be held in hotel basements like they did I think in two of the hotels mentioned in this article — or in commercial buildings not residential. It’s not fair to the people living in those buildings for their sleep , health, and peace of mind to be disturbed by blasting music.
Some do not mind… others can live elsewhere..
Nobody wants to live above, beside or behind a bar/restaurant that cranks thudding bass all night into the early morning.
When I lived in Philly in my 30’s I used to go to a restaurant called 20 Manning where at a certain hour on the weekends, a guy showed up, put a turntable down at one end of the bar and started playing dance music. There was enough space at the other end of the bar to dance. It was fantastic and perfect. I’ve been at Crave or The Milling Room or The Consulate or etc etc etc and felt like they totally have the space for it! Oh that would be so much fun!!!!!
I remember Baird Jones was the big promoter of UWS Nightlife around 35 years ago. He gave me one of his VIP Cards to flash to all the the doormen
Too much crime, too much scaffolding, too many homeless shelters, not enough lighting and cops. People afraid to go out at night.
Correct.
People don’t realize that the staff does not want to work until 3-4 in the morning and then travel home.
Don’t project your own fear onto the rest of the world, please.
A bit exaggerated no? Since when did any of that stop anyone from going out dancing? Not enough lighting? You’re not from around these parts, are you?
Nope, none of that is true.
You omit the best of them all! The Latino club that used to be on 96th and Broadway in the ’80’s! THAT was good time!!
I’m pretty such Latin Quarter was around until around 2000.
Latin Quarter
Yep…. first it was the “New York Casino.” Then it was “Club Elite” for a quick minute. Then it became the “Club Broadway” for a decade or so. Until the same ownership converted it into the “Latin Quarter.” Once they were denied to renew their lease the Club became yet another branch of JP Morgan/Chase Manhattan Bank. Yum! Oh thank you Community Board 7. 😒
Latin Quarter became a problem for the neighborhood because of the noise from the patrons leaving at anywhere between 4:00 and 6:00 am. And then it became a crime scene including at least one stabbing. Having worked with local politicians to do something about the noise, I believe the noise and crime led to the lease not being renewed.
Hold on let me take my Doans pills
If UWSers are missing the “party life,” they have no one but themselves to blame. Because I am old enough to remember that the “death” of UWS party life began in the 1980s when the “Yuppies” moved in and started filing ongoing complaints to the NYPD et al about the “noise” coming from local bars, restaurants and other “night life” spots. This led to the closing of many of those establishments – and new laws regulating how late certain places could be open, as well as decibel levels, etc. – which inevitably led to the ongoing death of night life on the UWS.
I have the best memory of China Club, dancing for all we were worth with my then beau ( now husband ) and friends!
i don’t much care about ‘how it was’ ! i just want to boogie, again, and again!
In the 1980s I saw my friend Bill Lynas’ band Jump Street at Trax, China Club, and Mikells on Columbus Ave in the low 90s, which was another great place to hear music. His brother painted the mural on PS87.
I’m from the era when two Jazz clubs (Mikell’s on W. 97th & Columbus, and the Cellar on 70 W 95th Street) were popping. Quite frankly, even with 246 Columbus and the Crane Club, the Upper West Side has been a nightclub desert since the Latin Quarter moved to the East Side midtown area at the millennium. Baja/Columbus 72 and Crane Club were only active when a promoter hosted a dance. Otherwise they were closed. The Latin Quarter on W. 96th Street & Broadway went back to the 1960s under a different name. The reason there is zero dance culture nightlife on the UWS is due to the community itself. They simply do not want it, as community board support has illustrated. It was the Community Board that denied the Latin Quarter from receiving a new lease, and they’re likely culpable for any other aspiring inroads into establishing a nocturnal nightlife on the UWS. I wouldn’t consider PROHIBITION to be akin to a dance club. “Live” music is another alien on the Upper West Side. I’m afraid the UWS stopped being a dance music landscape well before the 21st century.
Ok, the problem has been stated! So what can be done about it? The West Side Rag might be the solution. It doesn’t need to be a certain destination. In fact, it can be any destination. The Rag can put possibilities in a hat. Once one is pulled from the hat, the rest are then rested to the garbage pile. Then every Friday or Saturday night that is the destination for a couple years. Then see if things have changed. I hope you are open to the suggestion
Don’t forget to remind us every week. Maybe we can wear red or pink or purple, etc. armbands so we recognize each other. The color isn’t the issue. The issue being how can we recognize each other. Thanks Ammertte Deibert
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Hmmm…..nice to reminisce about the late night clubs on the Upper West Side……but….. there was no mention of the great Latin Clubs. Who remembers “The Chez Jose” on 77th Street off Columbus Avenue….or….. The Latin Quarter on 96th and Broadway…..or….. Ochentas (The 80s) on Broadway off 95th Street ?? Top Latin bands used to play in these clubs and the dancers were fantastic !! Also, great jazz on Thurs, Fri and Sat evenings at Roth’s …corner of 94th & Columbus….. and….. Mikells …..corner of 97th Street and Columbus Ave. I miss these establishments …..big time !
I thought it was just a change in the times. Society was getting more serious and the pandemic really left a dent. The whole city has less dance night clubs then before. I think the young folks may not be thinking so much in dancing as socializing. But maybe I am wrong. The upper West side even has less bars than before and what’s left is even quieter and more laid back then 10 to 12 years ago. Society just changed and the world is different now. That’s all it is.
More like the neighborhood buildings were sold and many UWS community people and places were sold out.
The city that never sleeps has become the city that goes to bed early!
It’s only this neighborhood. The East Village is hopping late into the night. It feels a bit like UWS used to be.
I once asked a guy in his 20s why his generation seemed to be at home all the time instead of going out to clubs on Fridays and weekends.
He told me NYC clubs are just too damn expensive.
So there’s that.
And to me that sure will always be The Coliseum
The Throwback is the closest bar to my house and it closes at midnight and has a kids menu.
Dog owners, I love your dogs, but PLEASE don’t let your beloved pets poop in the middle of the sidewalk. And wherever it poops, PLEASE pick it up! The sidewalks have been a minefield lately!!
And while you’re at it, stop letting your female dogs squat and pee right in the middle of the sidewalk you (and I, and others)are walking on. Have you no manners? Have you no shame? Are you too busy staring at your Iphone to even notice? I see this all the time. Unbelievable.
..And all those dogs on LONG leaches! A-h-h-!
they look at their phones so they don’t have to address the mess their dogs are doing!
Thank you for this article! I have seen the changes since I moved into the hood in 1994. In the 90s, we still had Lucy’s retired surfer bar where every time I was there (or just looking in as I passed by) there were people dancing on the bar… And then the location became Prohibition! We also had great 4am lounges like Merchants a block away. So many great spots and stories to tell.
Gradually the demographics changed to less 20-somethings to more couples and families, and here we are. There are just not enough partiers in the neighborhood to sustain so many clubs and bars. I had a friend who lived on the UWS in the 80s while in high school, and he said there were 26 gay bars in the neighborhood back then. The UWS was grittier and artsier back then. It’ll probably never get back to the glory days that you describe, but I still hold out hope for a resurgence!
In addition to the China Club, I always had a good time at Fez inside the Time Cafe on 85/Broadway.
Thought Time was down under lower broadway?
Not the first time where one of these articles providing a romanticized and/or nostalgic view of the UWS is published immediately before or after another WSR article announcing a local shooting or slashing. Maybe the shootings have something to do with the end of nightlife? just sayin…
Anyone remember Bahama Bernie’s? Can’t remember an exact address but I think it was in the 80’s on Broadway or Amsterdam. Not a big place to dance but that bar rocked.
I think big tech has killed our nightlife. The restaurants can’t make any money after 9pm, because of the delivery apps and the ghost kitchens. You can go on GrubHub/Seamless or UberEats and order food 24/7, it’s just not from a neighborhood restaurant. Amazon destroyed retail so we have empty storefronts everywhere but plenty of trucks and delivery workers all day. We also have super high rents so there are fewer young people and most of the young people who _can_ afford us are watching Netflix and ordering in, Or they go downtown. We all have the neighborhood we deserve. If we got off our phones, had these discussions in person, ate out and shopped locally, we could have a thriving street life by day and by night. But just look at us! 🙂
It is not going to happen for a very long time. Decades of transplants that are more into yoga and kale than partying and the ones that do party are content with knocking back a few at basic bars. There is none of the creative, weird, edgy energy to do things, at least not on the UWS.
I think part of the problem is that the restaurants close so early now (well before 11, it seems). If the restaurants are hopping, night lie will follow.
I remember Bamboo Birney’s (where you could dance on the bar)… Lucy’s… Baja Club… KCOU…
Is Prohibtion where Dobson’s was once upon a time? I worked there also did the door at Hurrah for a couple of years.
The Planetarium Post is possibly the worst one in NYC. Do not put your mail in the drop box inside the post office. It is secured with a small $1 lock which anybody can pick. Use P.O. drop boxes outside.
Theft of mail is known not to be uncommon.
It’s not dancing, but NY Comedy Club on W78 is a gem. Get out, have a laugh, have a drink, at a venue so intimate that it can feel like group therapy.
I lived on the UWS for 49 years. The party was over years ago. Finally packed it in this year and moved to Tokyo. I feel human again.
Well. it’s not going to stay dead, if I can help it. From ’80’s-early 2000’s along with entire Metro area, I was at various times, the HOUSE DJ/MC @Bondie’s (BROADWAY ONE! on 77th street, after TEACHER’s…), Tavern on the Green, Ruppert’s, HMV RECORDS, Central Park Boathouse, Triad Theater, The one and ONLY DONAHUE’S, and then, yes, O’Hiurley’s!, all UWS/EWS CITIBANK where the real $$$ s. is…and PRO SOUNDMAN, just for kicks, at DARK STAR LOUNGE, and TRAX, where I recall back in “78, doing the sound on their super RAD PA board, But…I SHALL RETURN….someday! LOL
“the number of dog-related comments didn’t lie: we dog owners and our zigzagging sidewalk antics are the scourge of the Upper West Side.”
I’d say half the dogs in Central Park during “on leash” hours are off leash. That, people riding bikes on paths, people smoking …. Almost zero effort to enforce any law, rule or regulation. Is the Central Park Conservancy to blame, or NYPD …?
Because young kids don’t socialize(in-person), don’t drink, don’t have sex and just communicate via chat.
There are few words which can accurately capture the horror of the 83rd street facility. The fact that it is referred to as the Planetarium is perhaps the ultimate irony in that we may actually be experiencing a window to another world.
You need certain conditions for night life to happen. A critical mass of young artsy types with time and a desire to open a night club, start a band, open a jazz bar, an art gallery, a music venue etc. These types of things are happening mostly in North Brooklyn ( Bushwick, Greenpoint, Wburg) Queens (Ridgewood) and a little in the East Village/ LES.
The UWS is a wonderful place but let’s face it, there is very little artistic energy happening. I am not saying the community does not enjoy the arts. Of course we have what I would describe as elite arts- Lincoln Center, the Philharmonic, Film at LC and things like this, which are wonderful.
But there is no avant garde, scrappy, edgy energy within the last several decades of young people, who almost exclusively seem to work in the shadowy worlds of tech and finance. This is why things are so sleepy here.
Even the UES has a gallery scene.
Puzzled….
No comments from Josh P. and UWS Dad?