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Getting Caffeinated on the Upper West Side

November 16, 2025 | 8:34 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

There are so many lovely new coffee spots on the UWS now that even the squirrels are getting buzzed.

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Nancy
Nancy
7 months ago

I’ll have what she’s having…:)

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Joanna
Joanna
7 months ago

Don’t forget the double pump fat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, cruelty-free protein foam with Madagascar vanilla and a hint of Viennese poetry.

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
7 months ago

Squirrels having hazelnut lattes before winter. That barrister must be very popular!

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
7 months ago

He’s buzzed alright!

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Neal
Neal
7 months ago

“Wicked good”? I suspect that’s a Boston squirrel.

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Jay
Jay
7 months ago
Reply to  Neal

Well, the French Jacque Torre chocolate sold wicked hot chocolate at the UWS branch on Amsterdam, now closed. (Too bad, much better cookies than William Greenberg.)

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Laurie K
Laurie K
7 months ago
Reply to  Neal

EXACTLY what I was thinking! I have a ton of relatives/friends in MA and I’m wondering if that squirrel used to live there! 😉

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Corcoran
Corcoran
7 months ago

Squirrels need to stay alert for when the dogs come by for the pup cups.

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Ian Alterman
Ian Alterman
7 months ago

I simply want to repeat the gist of my comment from the other post on this issue.

The kudzu-like spread of “artisan” coffee shops on the UWS (and elsewhere) is a wonderful thing overall. However, it is also, sadly, a reminder of one facet of the “empty storefront syndrome” that has plagued the UWS (and elsewhere) for over a decade now (long before the pandemic, which only made it worse). That is, that the only places that can survive as “bricks-and-mortar” entities in an Internet world (and the Internet, and the availability of almost anything at the touch of a button, and delivered fairly quickly, are the primary reason why the “syndrome” continues) are “service-oriented” establishments like coffee shops, nail salons, spas, pizza parlors, etc. It is why we now have at least one nail salon and, often, one coffee shop on almost every single block of Broadway (and similar situations on other commercial avenues).

So while it is nice to see some of those empty storefronts being filled, we have a long way to go, and need to figure out what to do about this continuing “syndrome,” since the world has changed and non-service “bricks and mortar” businesses cannot survive anymore.

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Bob
Bob
7 months ago
Reply to  Ian Alterman

One more sad thing is that most of these new coffee shops have two seats and no bathroom. Take out only

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Pat
Pat
7 months ago

As Sarah Jessica Parker says, a squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!🤣🤣

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Howie
Howie
7 months ago

I would have thought they would have opted for the hazelnut

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
7 months ago

Hahaha.Cute!

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Nina
Nina
7 months ago

Do you take reservations?

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Rosie
Rosie
7 months ago

Like the UWS needs more caffeinated squirrels? Nuts!

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Eljay
Eljay
7 months ago

These squirrels remind me of the Warner Bros cartoon goofy gophers, who were endearingly charming & polite. “I LOVE veg-e-tables!” and I love Gary’s cartoons!!!

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