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    Upper West Side Grocery Musings

    April 20, 2025 | 8:03 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin

    My therapist encourages me to find the bright side of things…even if there are only six items in that $200 bag.

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    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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    36 Comments
    Nancy
    Nancy
    1 year ago

    Happy Easter (and Happy Belated Passover) to all who celebrate! May your $200 get you more than one bag of groceries…

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    Joanna
    Joanna
    1 year ago

    Good one, Gary. Keep exercising!

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    Terry
    Terry
    1 year ago

    A combination of both? Keep exercising!

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    Neal Leibowitz
    Neal Leibowitz
    1 year ago

    Have you tried shoplifting? Great cartoon.

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    Ken
    Ken
    1 year ago

    Soon you can put them in your fanny-pack!

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    Nancy
    Nancy
    1 year ago

    Right on the mark!

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    Nina
    Nina
    1 year ago

    Wait isn’t the price of eggs going down lol.

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    Eljay
    Eljay
    1 year ago

    This one belongs in a time capsule. If there’s anyone left to unpack it. Or, egad, if $200 is by then considered a quaint bargain memory by those who didn’t starve. Bravo!

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    Sby
    Sby
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Eljay

    More made up narratives—nobody’s starving and that bag can’t cost more than $50 at any store

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    Arline Shenker
    Arline Shenker
    1 year ago

    Omg. This is so funny. But true

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    andy
    andy
    1 year ago

    Market efficiency!

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    Sandra Polsak
    Sandra Polsak
    1 year ago

    Ah, but in my case the problem could be the price of the groceries or the strength of aging limbs

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    OPOD
    OPOD
    1 year ago

    Strange how he didn’t do this cartoon when the Dementia patient was pretending to be in charge.

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    NYYgirl
    NYYgirl
    1 year ago
    Reply to  OPOD

    Person, woman, dictator, camera, TV?

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    ecm
    ecm
    1 year ago
    Reply to  OPOD

    https://www.foodandwaterwatch.org/2025/04/10/egg-prices-break-record-for-third-month-in-a-row-top-6-dozen/
    Strange to the obstinately oblivious, perhaps.
    More for your ignoring pleasure:
    • https://comptroller.nyc.gov/reports/taking-trumps-tariffs-seriously-the-fiscal-and-economic-impact-for-nyc/
    • https://www.vox.com/politics/406467/trump-tariffs-prices-liberation-day-economy
    • https://www.theverge.com/news/642240/trump-tariffs-imports-apple-manufacturing
    • https://www.vox.com/economy/408873/us-recession-trump-tariffs-economist-projection
    Assuming you refer to Biden rather than to esteemed Professor Person Woman Man Camera TV, here’s something else to bear in mind or not: https://www.economist.com/special-report/2024-10-19 . Oh, how quickly “the envy of the world” can fall apart!
    But hey, we must still be in Day One, so there’s yet hope, right?

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    OPOE
    OPOE
    1 year ago
    Reply to  ecm

    Might want to check the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

    https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/CUUR0000SA0L1E?output_view=pct_12mths

    2021,2022,2023 were the peak years.

    Maybe I missed this cartoon when it came out ?

    Last edited 1 year ago by OPOE
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    ecm
    ecm
    1 year ago
    Reply to  OPOE

    Yes, I had already encountered that chart. What do we see there? We see the rate of inflation (or rather greedflation) spiking in the early 2020s; i.e., the early and worst days of the COVID-19 pandemic, one of Doddering Donnie’s more noteworthy gifts to the nation. And THEN we see it dropping pretty steadily from mid-2022 until present, or at least until the start of Trump II, at which point the graph conveniently ends. If your intent was to illustrate the decline of inflation under the Biden administration (despite a relentlessly obstructionist (R) House), congratulations — mission accomplished! If not, what, if anything, is your point?

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    David
    David
    1 year ago

    Very funny; very sad.

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    Howie
    Howie
    1 year ago

    And that doesn’t even include the 10 cents for the bag!

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    Mag
    Mag
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Howie

    30 cents, 10 cents was a while ago! 😛

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    Mikie Dee
    Mikie Dee
    1 year ago

    Should have gone to Trader Joe’s – Key Food way too much $$$. See you at the gym!

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    ecm
    ecm
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Mikie Dee

    True in general, but Key Food does have some good sale prices fairly often. Or at least it has had….

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    Stacey
    Stacey
    1 year ago

    Excellent!

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    1 year ago

    The Key Food Kettle Bell. Better than Equinox.

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    Lisa
    Lisa
    1 year ago

    It would be funny….if it wasn’t so sad.

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    Sharon
    Sharon
    1 year ago

    Laugh…cry, rinse repeat.

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    1 year ago

    Remember, it is important to work out your legs, as well — NOT just the upper body.

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    Mia Trachinger
    Mia Trachinger
    1 year ago

    Ha ha all too true!

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    Griggs
    Griggs
    1 year ago

    HA! HA! 👍 ……. And I thought it was my exercise classes that strengthened my arms! 🫣🤫

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    AnnieNYC
    AnnieNYC
    1 year ago

    Happy musings! Let them arm muscles flex! 😉

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    Estell Lorft
    Estell Lorft
    1 year ago

    Hahaha! Now that is funny! (because groceries cost so much more now than they used to, so there would be less to carry)

    Last edited 1 year ago by Estell Lorft
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    Debfrombrooklyn
    Debfrombrooklyn
    1 year ago

    I love this cartoon! Again, right on point, as usual!

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    Edith Tyson
    Edith Tyson
    1 year ago

    Lol! You hit it out of the park again, Gary!

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    Joanne
    Joanne
    1 year ago

    Sad but true!

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    Riley
    Riley
    1 year ago

    Did you buy mayonnaise from the West Side Market? I can’t get out of that store without spending $60!

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    Anne Watkins
    Anne Watkins
    1 year ago

    Ouch! So true. We used to say $50 is the new $20, and in the blink of an eye, it was $200 is the new $50.

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