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Funny Thing About Aging

September 15, 2024 | 5:16 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

I’ve discovered some benefits of aging: doing what you want when you want and allowing yourself to love the things you used to hate!

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than three decades. His Sunday illustrations for West Side Rag chronicle life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe.

Watch for Gary’s illustrations on Sundays in the Rag and see them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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29 Comments
Amy
Amy
2 years ago

haha!😄 I can identify! Love the scenes of contentment–including details like the bright yellow flowerpot! Another great dispatch from Martoonerville!👏

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birdie
birdie
2 years ago

Did you know that the Upper West Side is a NORC (Naturally Occurring Retirement Community)? Gary Martin, you hit the nail on the head! Look out your window any evening. It’s lights out by 9 pm almost everywhere! Great cartoon — again.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
2 years ago
Reply to  birdie

hahaha!

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Andy B
Andy B
2 years ago

If only there was time out for adults!

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Kathy
Kathy
2 years ago

Love it! Gary, you always manage to hit the nail on the head!

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
2 years ago

You forgot to mention the spankings.

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Susan Taffet
Susan Taffet
2 years ago

That’s us! Love it!

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Mark
Mark
2 years ago

Hilarious, Gary! Worse yet is that some of my favorite hobbies — exercising, cleaning my apartment, putting neatly folded laundry away — were things I hated doing when I was younger. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have several pairs of shoes that need polishing.

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Hillary Dale
Hillary Dale
2 years ago

This guy is a treasure! Every week I feel seen!

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Mia
Mia
2 years ago

Hahaha! Good one Gary!

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Sharon
Sharon
2 years ago

Beyond spot on!

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Bree140
Bree140
2 years ago

Edna St. Vincent Millay:

“Was it for this I uttered prayers,
And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs,
That now, domestic as a plate,
I should retire at half-past eight?”

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Cherie
Cherie
2 years ago

Love Martoons!

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Don
Don
2 years ago

OMG!!!
SO true!!!

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Mad Smith
Mad Smith
2 years ago

I feel this deeply – JOMO! (Joy of missing out)

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
2 years ago

Yep, that’s me. Thanks, Gary, for another great cartoon.

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DebM
DebM
2 years ago

Tee hee……truer than true.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
2 years ago

OMG HE WROTE THIS ABOUT ME!!!! Love love love this Gary

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Miriam
Miriam
2 years ago

Hysterical! All true…

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michael
michael
2 years ago

This is funny and clever. I have a screenshot of almost the exact same thing which I saw online back in 2022, though not as a cartoon.

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David
David
2 years ago

Me, me, me, me

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Cindy Nelson-Mullen
Cindy Nelson-Mullen
2 years ago

Sooooo right! What I wouldn’t give to get the sleep I got as a kid!

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jennifer
jennifer
2 years ago

What a great cartoon!!! That looks just like my dad, who recently passed. He would have loved this cartoon and would have related to it!!!

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Deb
Deb
2 years ago

Great cartoon! Love this.

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
2 years ago

Yikes. When did my life cross over into MARTOONERVILLE!? (Honestly, I think it had something to do with moving out of Hell’s Kitchen and to the Upper Westside….) What other revelations will come with next wee’s MARTOONERVILLE?

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Lori
Lori
2 years ago

lol

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David
David
2 years ago

Who said getting old was a bad thing. I love it for many of the sentiments expressed in this cartoon. Plus it beats the alternative.

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Kathy
Kathy
2 years ago

Hilarious! I can relate 100%.

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David
David
2 years ago

Edna St. Vincent Millay gets the prize! (Thanks Bree, for sharing!)

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