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    Neighborhood Mannequin Banished to Basement

    'She Wants to Go Back to Work and Do her Job Again'

    August 4, 2022 | 2:08 PM
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    By Lese Dunton

    Many people on the Upper West Side are familiar with the mannequin woman who has been standing outside Paper House on Amsterdam Avenue between 72nd and 73rd for years.

    Well, the Paper House recently moved one block north to Amsterdam between 73rd and 74th, and last week someone complained to building management that the sidewalk mannequin needs to go.

    “They said that it wasn’t appropriate for the block. On the day that I took it away, three people came in and asked where she went,” says owner Kenneth Yoo.

    Now she lives in the basement by herself.

    “She’s lonely,” says Ken. “She wants to go back to work and do her job again.”

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    4 years ago

    Surprised that there would be concerns now?
    Perhaps because there is scaffolding and less sidewalk space?

    Sadly with scaffolding almost impossible to know the store is there.

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    EGF
    EGF
    4 years ago

    Some people are just no fun!

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    Dorian Fey
    Dorian Fey
    4 years ago

    Why can the mannequin not be displayed INSIDE the premises?

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    DrM
    DrM
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Dorian Fey

    Why is this concerning to you?

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    jezbel
    jezbel
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Dorian Fey

    If it’s at all like the other location – every square inch is filled with stuff!! Great stuff.

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    Huh
    Huh
    4 years ago

    So put her inside the store as a greeter.

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    Sheeeshhhh
    Sheeeshhhh
    4 years ago

    Re: “They said that it wasn’t appropriate for the block. ”
    Ummm…according to Google Maps, the other “establishments” on that stretch of Amsterdam are:
    1. a coffee shop;
    2. a shoe-repair shop; and
    3. a photo-developing place..
    All are typical privately-owned businesses, ordinary and somewhat bland
    So what’s so inappropriate about a well-dressed mannequin (and…shouldn’t that be “womanequin”?) dressing-up the place?

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    Lisa
    Lisa
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Sheeeshhhh

    We have a major problem with hoarder Hans Honschar locking his stuff to bike racks, and sidewalk sheds on West 72nd St between Columbus and Broadway. He also locks his stuff (found tables, chairs, carts, etc.) to bike racks on the West side of Columbus Ave between 72nd and 73rd. It’s a real problem because those bike racks are not available for bikes now, plus the random items he locks are an eyesore. He’s gotten much bolder over the past 6 months. I assume people on that block feel the mannequin would encourage others (like him) to store their belongings on the street. We just had a major cleanup on Colubmus and 76th due to a different hoarder. Let’s not tolerate or encourage this behavior.

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    Nila R. Perez
    Nila R. Perez
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Lisa

    What would a mannequin have to do with encouraging a hoarder from locking items to bike racks??

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    Caly
    Caly
    4 years ago

    Wasn’t there scaffolding over the store’s original location at some point? I clearly remember dodging aggressive panhandlers on that block and there were times when I would have missed the store entirely if I hadn’t spotted the mannequin. I’m really curious as to who would have reported it. : (

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    Tom
    Tom
    4 years ago

    There goes the neighborhood! Fake people don’t like it when they are confronted with people actually more fake than they are.

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    Christina
    Christina
    4 years ago

    Oh Please! What the hell is wrong with people?! The mannequin has been a mainstay of The Paperhouse! How does it ruin and inappropriate for the block or neighborhood?! I swear, some people just like to complain about the most ridiculous things.

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    Java
    Java
    4 years ago

    Glad she’s gone, she was so tacky!

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    Ish Kabibble
    Ish Kabibble
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Java

    … and we know who complained!

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    D C
    D C
    4 years ago

    What nonsense to complain about her. She was a calm, pleasant presence on the busy sidewalk.

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    20 Years Here
    20 Years Here
    4 years ago

    Imagine complaining about a mannequin! Even if I hated it, I truly can’t imagine making a stink. Can we please hold on to whatever character remains in this neighborhood, or nah?

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    Carol
    Carol
    4 years ago

    Inappropriate?!? Puleeeezzzz………..

    AND – someone says “not appropriate “ and automatically gets their way? That’s its own issue.

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    Susan
    Susan
    4 years ago

    Let her do her job! Paper House had to move one block north because of high rents. What else is new? The mannequin was a symbol of this cute store which offers so many things other stores do not and it really helps it stand out to passers by. Bring the mannequin back!

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    Sam goldberg1@gmail.com
    Sam goldberg1@gmail.com
    4 years ago

    Has the store offered a “calendar of
    Events”. With some kind of time of year awareness. As I remember they had the same beat-up mannequin in the same tattered Super Woman/Girl costume for years. Clean it up!!!

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    Bill
    Bill
    4 years ago

    I had kind of a thing for her — no wrinkles, no backtalk, etc. Is she for sale?

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    Alf
    Alf
    4 years ago
    Reply to  Bill

    “Bill,” probably you’re aware of how this sounds to women, yet imagined it humorous. However, I think most of us do want Ms. House to be outside.

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    Farnham Maxwell
    Farnham Maxwell
    4 years ago

    Why? What does not suitable mean?..Explanation please…

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    Phoebe
    Phoebe
    4 years ago

    Bring them back. Call it a trans mannequin. No wait…
    New Yorkers have to put up with toxic air of all kinds. And with all the chaos (gotta love it) I never even noticed her. Or maybe I did, subliminally. A thing of beauty. Bring it back!

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    Milla
    Milla
    4 years ago

    I feel she’s 1000% appropriate for the neighborhood. AMOF her pose and attire remind me Bob Fosse dancers, Margery Beddow in particular. I vote she is restored to her rightful position! and thank you, Lese Dunton for making us aware of this situation which I, for one, hope will be rectified and soon.

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    Nila R. Perez
    Nila R. Perez
    4 years ago

    I’ve been shopping at the Paper House for years. Always find something for any party occasion there, plus the people who work there are always pleasant. I was so happy that he managed to stay in the neighborhood.

    The mannequin never bothered anyone for the many years it stood between 72nd and 73rd. Now one block uptown is too good for her?? Please! For years, that block felt almost desolate by comparison to 72nd/73rd. Except for the old flower shop that was there (not the current one, but the one that used to have a calico cat who slept in a basket in the window), there was almost nothing special there.

    At least, the Paper House could put her up just inside the entrance of the new store location. No one should be able to complain about that.

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    DrM
    DrM
    4 years ago

    Sometimes I read these comments for no other reason than to remind myself 1) why I live in NYC and get to enjoy decades-long traditions as simple and uncomplicated as a beloved mannequin wearing a Wonder Woman costume reminding me where to go for All Necessary Party Things as well as unique and silly gifts, right around the corner, and 2) that as New Yorkers, we bathe in the glory of rubbing elbows with people from all over the world, from different cultures, with different skin tones and backgrounds, and 3) that i
    f this bothers you it’s time for an old folks home.

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    MARY
    MARY
    4 years ago

    YOUR BEING WAY TOO UPTIGHT – IT’S JUST A LITTLE FUN

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