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    Posters Crack Jokes About People Waiting in Line at Trader Joe’s

    July 12, 2020 | 11:34 PM
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    Neighbors who live near the Trader Joe’s on Columbus Avenue between 92nd and 93rd Street have a front row seat to the conversations of the people who are waiting to get into the store. Given the length of the lines, which keep people spaced at least six feet apart, they end up hearing quite a bit.

    At first, the constant crowds and their conversations were annoying. But the neighbors in the brownstone — Kyle Luker, Ash Fulk, Gabrielle LeMoullec, Max Gayle and Winnie Sabbat  — turned their annoyance into a funny project that was just featured in the Times.

    They started writing posters with some of the things they heard from the people waiting in line and created an Instagram account that features the posters. Check out some of them below:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CBTf-VDDvOk/

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CBYgc35DFD3/?igshid=1i9vgm7vlulgx

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CB3rRoCjLge/

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CCWpCxFjKCc/

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CBlRx0AjgvE/

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    ST
    ST
    6 years ago

    If I lived in the front of those brownstones on 92nd Street and had to hear line chatter and, worse, line telephone calls on speakerphone all day I probably wouldn’t be alive to be writing this right now.

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    Lady Di
    Lady Di
    6 years ago

    these are brilliant. If I was living in that location, I don’t think I’d be quite so subtly sarcastic. Folks on that line have the same lack of awareness as those who insist upon screaming so loudly into their cell phones that one is forced to be part of the conversation, like it or not.

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    Marci
    Marci
    6 years ago

    Good for them! These are fun and funny. And I’ll be checking myself anytime I’m on that line. 😀

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    Tony UWS
    Tony UWS
    6 years ago

    I wouldn’t label it as “cracking jokes” … They are merely putting a humorous spin on the conversations these folks are blabbering on about in front of their apartment building … Mazel Tov to them for turning a sour situation into a sweet one

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    Ada
    Ada
    6 years ago

    I think this has the potential to a regular feature in the WSR!

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    Jeffrey
    Jeffrey
    6 years ago

    Bravi to the neighbors who dreamed up this project and so masterfully executed it. Such a clever gesture makes me proud to be a New Yorker — and reminders me NY is NOT merely comprised of self-absorbed types targeted by the posters. By the way, what efforts has TJ’s been making to mitigate this madness? I’m willing to forgo my cauliflower gnocchi should its purveyor fail to prove a good neighbor.

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    Mark Moore
    Mark Moore
    6 years ago

    Another reason why I’ll never live on a lower floor in Manhattan.

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    Perledesantilles
    Perledesantilles
    6 years ago

    Clever, but surely it’s someone at Trader Joe’s writing them. Notice each one mentions a specific item they’re selling.

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    Team 117
    Team 117
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Perledesantilles

    Nope promise it’s us!

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    Eva Lowe
    Eva Lowe
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Team 117

    Brilliant!!!!!

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    Melissa C
    Melissa C
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Perledesantilles

    It’s one of my best friends and I can assure you she doesn’t work for TJ 😊

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    Jerry S.
    Jerry S.
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Perledesantilles

    It’s not … If you read the NY Times piece, they simply just incorporate a new item every time to joke about why else you’d be waiting in a 50 min line when Dag or Mani Market are right there w/ NO lines

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    WeaGuy
    WeaGuy
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Jerry S.

    Dag? For double to triple the price, yes there’s no line.

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    Bob LeMoullec
    Bob LeMoullec
    6 years ago

    New Yorkers take lemons and make lemonade.. The best city in the USA…

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    NYC Proud
    NYC Proud
    6 years ago
    Reply to  Bob LeMoullec

    DEFINITELY!!
    Add one MORE accolade:
    We wear MASKS!! Every time m’wife-and-m’self venture outdoors just about EVERY person we see is wearing a mask.
    Despite NYers well-earned reputation for crankiness, cynicism, etc. we ALL respect the need to protect ourselves and others from this plague.

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    davidaron60
    davidaron60
    6 years ago

    This is so funny! Also considering how much of their own “chatter” we are subject to listening to from their own back yards facing 93rd st anyway! Ha!

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    Eti
    Eti
    6 years ago

    Gift of Gab LeMoullec!

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    Basic Bob
    Basic Bob
    6 years ago

    Very entertaining but do they have to use the word “basic” in nearly every sign??

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    Karen Korman
    Karen Korman
    6 years ago

    Needed a little levity – just what the Dr (Fauci?) ordered – these are so fun!

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    Cynthia
    Cynthia
    6 years ago

    These are brilliantly hilarious! I used to live on West 92nd street. It was not nearly as entertaining then!

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    TJ’s Neighbor
    TJ’s Neighbor
    6 years ago

    Thank you for the social commentary with wit, TJs. It almost makes up for the line of people outside my home every day XO- Me

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