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Mannequins Want Tips for Promoting Unrealistic Body Shapes

August 11, 2018 | 12:39 PM - Updated on August 12, 2018 | 6:39 PM
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It’s tough to make a living these days, even if you’re a piece of plastic trying to dangle clothes effortlessly off of your extremely skinny body. These empty souls were standing outside of Theory on Columbus Avenue and 71st on Friday.

See also, HUNGRY, NAKED MANNEQUIN LOOKS LONGINGLY AT CITARELLA.

Thanks to our tipster, who wished to remain anonymous.

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I think I was hitting on the one with the cup in the Dive Bar one night.

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