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PHOTO OF THE DAY: HUNGRY, NAKED MANNEQUIN LOOKS LONGINGLY AT CITARELLA

February 23, 2016 | 4:36 PM
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ems mannequin

Tipster Sally Martell sent the photo above of a mannequin salvaged from the closing sale at the EMS on 76th street and Broadway. The mannequin is clearly craving some of the prepared foods at Citarella on Broadway and 75th, but is too bashful to enter the store without pants. EMS is set to close for good on Wednesday, Feb. 24.

 

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jezbel
jezbel
10 years ago

I love this pic. Thanks for a chuckle.

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WestSideGuy
WestSideGuy
10 years ago

Get that mannequin out of the bike lane please.

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$6Mil
$6Mil
10 years ago

Dude has a great a**.

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Andrea
Andrea
10 years ago

EMS closed?!

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Tom D.
Tom D.
10 years ago

Yes, EMS closed or is closing imminently, as was reported here on the Rag. Big sale was in progress a couple weeks ago. Their store in SoHo is closing soon, also.

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Lucien
Lucien
10 years ago

I thought that was Silver Surfer visiting the UWS when I saw the photo 🙂

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Lrahip
Lrahip
10 years ago

This is the newest addition to the “hold a parking space” collection from the NYC DOT.

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Filatura
Filatura
10 years ago

😀

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Arlene S Zivitz
Arlene S Zivitz
10 years ago

A great sculpture !

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ScooterStan
ScooterStan
10 years ago

O.M.G.!!
Obviously homeless, naked, and hungry!
Quick, Los UWS Liberales!
1) Start a Change.org petition!!
2) Contact the NYC Dept of Homeless-ness-icity!!!
3) And, most important, Get “Bernie 2016” involved; let’s add “End Mannequin Inequality!” to his stump speech!

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James Ryan
James Ryan
9 years ago

And of course, when folks on the East Side saw ours, they felt compelled to compete, going bigger if not entirely better…

file:///C:/Users/Jim%20Ryan/AppData/Local/Packages/Microsoft.Windows.Photos_8wekyb3d8bbwe/TempState/ShareCache/IMG_0922.JPG

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James Ryan
James Ryan
9 years ago

Let’s see of the joke works better with THIS punchline…

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10209035668113111&set=pb.1359890089.-2207520000.1456889156.&type=3&size=2048%2C1536

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