Tipster Sally Martell sent the photo above of a mannequin salvaged from the closing sale at the EMS on 76th street and Broadway. The mannequin is clearly craving some of the prepared foods at Citarella on Broadway and 75th, but is too bashful to enter the store without pants. EMS is set to close for good on Wednesday, Feb. 24.
I love this pic. Thanks for a chuckle.
Get that mannequin out of the bike lane please.
Dude has a great a**.
Yes, EMS closed or is closing imminently, as was reported here on the Rag. Big sale was in progress a couple weeks ago. Their store in SoHo is closing soon, also.
I thought that was Silver Surfer visiting the UWS when I saw the photo 🙂
This is the newest addition to the “hold a parking space” collection from the NYC DOT.
A great sculpture !
Obviously homeless, naked, and hungry!
Quick, Los UWS Liberales!
1) Start a Change.org petition!!
2) Contact the NYC Dept of Homeless-ness-icity!!!
3) And, most important, Get “Bernie 2016” involved; let’s add “End Mannequin Inequality!” to his stump speech!
And of course, when folks on the East Side saw ours, they felt compelled to compete, going bigger if not entirely better…
Let’s see of the joke works better with THIS punchline…