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‘BAGEL SQUIRREL’ HAS A CARB-FILLED WEEKEND

August 27, 2017 | 9:22 AM - Updated on August 28, 2017 | 9:41 PM
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This squirrel lugged a bagel up a tree by the stairs at 79th Street in Riverside Park. Kristina, who was dragged to the park by her dog Button Peck and saw the squirrel scramble up the tree with its bounty, commented that it was “so perfectly Upper West Side.”

It’s just the latest animal to try to steal the glory from “pizza rat.”

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ScooterStan
ScooterStan
8 years ago

Oh, Poor Little Guy!!

WHAT, NO “SHMEAR”!?!

And it looks like just a plain bagel, not the NYC classic…an EVERYTHING.

Well, hopefully it was at least a Fairway bagel…oooh, or maybe a Zabar’s ?

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GG
GG
8 years ago

I love it!

Somebody get that squirrel some lox and cream cheese!

Just curious but why are these guys so loved and those rats are so hated? Basically the same thing, right? just a bushy-er tail and a cuter face.

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Phoebe
Phoebe
8 years ago
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Haha. And rats are smarter, too🐀

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Cat
Cat
8 years ago
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My friend from Sweden was visiting and she had no problem with the rats but she literally ran out of the playground screaming when a squirrel jumped on our bench. She’d never seen one before, lol.

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Susan Kagan
Susan Kagan
8 years ago

Some like their bagels unadorned!

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Lynn Sien
Lynn Sien
8 years ago

Quintessential NY squirrel!

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Phoebe
Phoebe
8 years ago

It is a beautiful photograph. Thank you!

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