June 13, 2011 Weather: Partly Cloudy, High of 74 Degrees.
An Upper West Side teacher is going off to get married this summer, but she doesn’t know what to do with the little classroom mouse her students took care of for the past two years. The mouse has mites that are not communicable to humans, but is otherwise “strong.” “I am asking if anyone would be willing to take this mouse and let it be comfortable and happy for the rest of its days.” If you’re interested, contact her through Craigslist.
Community Boards are battling over whether there should be bike paths that directly connect the Upper East and Upper West Sides through Central Park (right now, you have to take the loop). The Upper West Siders are all for it, but the Upper East Siders are against it. Some members of their community board called the plan “stupid”! Stupid? Which side of the park was Bernie Madoff from? Yeah, we thought so. (West Side Spirit)