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INSOMNIA COOKIES CLOSED BY HEALTH DEPARTMENT

September 3, 2015 | 3:41 PM
in FOOD, NEWS
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Screen Shot 2015-09-03 at 3.40.16 PMSay it ain’t so Insomnia Cookies! The cookie joint on Amsterdam between 79th and 80th was shuttered by the city Health Department on Monday for a variety of health violations, including evidence of mice and roaches.

Despite all of that, just saying the name Insomnia Cookies makes me want a Snickerdoodle.
They racked up 58 points. Here are the details:
Sanitary Violations
1) Food Protection Certificate not held by supervisor of food operations.
2) Evidence of mice or live mice present in facility’s food and/or non-food areas.
3) Live roaches present in facility’s food and/or non-food areas.
4) Hand washing facility not provided in or near food preparation area and toilet room. Hot and cold running water at adequate pressure to enable cleanliness of employees not provided at facility. Soap and an acceptable hand-drying device not provided.
5) Facility not vermin proof. Harborage or conditions conducive to attracting vermin to the premises and/or allowing vermin to exist.
6) Pesticide use not in accordance with label or applicable laws. Prohibited chemical used/stored. Open bait station used.
7) Proper sanitization not provided for utensil ware washing operation.
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Screamingparrot
Screamingparrot
10 years ago

That place was dirty. The customer service sucked. It was like a frat boys kitchen in there….and frat boys were making the cookies. Plus, they were not good.

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Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It’s about time. That place was disgusting.

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago

Never been there, but what a negative name – especially since chocolate has caffeine.

There was once a footwear store named “Athlete’s Foot.” Yuck! Just the word smelled of sneaker juice.

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jezzie
jezzie
10 years ago

I think the name was meant to conjur up thoughts of being home, late at night, not being able to sleep (with or without friends present) and perhaps having the munchies during the night – if you catch my drift.

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Nathan
Nathan
10 years ago
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No, it’s “insomnia” because they’re open until 2 am.

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Well,it looks like the ain’t open any longer!

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago
Reply to  jezzie

Then name it “Slumber Cookies” or “Cookie Doughs” (doze).
Chocolate — I link with caffeine.

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AM
AM
10 years ago
Reply to  D.R.

Good thing “chocolate” isn’t anywhere in the name then…

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago

Interesting that the picture (presumably from file) shows them with an “A” rating posted in the window.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

Is it possible that some food establishments could be counterfeiting the “Graded A” signs ???

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AC
AC
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

Excellent eye for detail Cato! I too find that amusing . . .
🙂

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wcsnyc
wcsnyc
10 years ago

Stay away from the raisin cookies.

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ScooterStan
ScooterStan
10 years ago
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UGH! So THAT’s what happened to the roaches!

🙂

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Sean
Sean
10 years ago

It was the pits. (Bette Midler)

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Christine E
Christine E
10 years ago

Funny, the dough comes from somewhere else, all they have to do is pop it in the oven. It’s not that hard, people! I do like their cookies, a bit pricey though, and I wish they had coffee. If you want decent cookies (I think 3 for $2?) and a coffee I can recommend Bagel Talk at 78th and Amsterdam.

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UWSsurfer
UWSsurfer
10 years ago
Reply to  Christine E

So the cookies and coffee are good at Bagel Talk ?

Their swiss cheese on a bagel was the worst that I’ve had ever had on either coast.

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JH
JH
10 years ago
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Swiss cheese on a bagel? WTF?

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Alec @ Sky Phone Number
Alec @ Sky Phone Number
10 years ago

Yikes! Better closed than open though, how hard can it be to keep a clean cooking environment?

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Ethan
Ethan
10 years ago

yay

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Elaine
Elaine
10 years ago
Reply to  Ethan

It has reopened. I spoke to them on phone last night to order for delivery to a corn next week.

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