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THE END OF A VERY SLOW ERA AT FAIRWAY

July 18, 2015 | 11:44 PM
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The Fairway elevator is getting rebuilt, ending years of slow, crowded ascents and descents to and from the organic food, cafe and soap on the second floor. But what of the friendships made in those tight quarters?

“Holy cow! That elevator is an opportunity for conversation-it’s so slow. I’ll miss that,” Lisa Gurley exclaimed.

Thanks to Tim Daniel Bernard for the photo.

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David
David
10 years ago

I actually enjoyed the ride — it was a time-out from Fairway chaos — and extremely quiet!!

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago

Does Fairway’s own the two buildings that it occupies at B’way and 74th?

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Bootes
Bootes
10 years ago
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Yes

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D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago
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So that gives them a real competitive edge. They’re not vitims to sky-rocketing rents.

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Sean
Sean
10 years ago

Fairway is a descent into hell.

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ScooterStan
ScooterStan
10 years ago

Slow and creaky it may be, BUT it beats the Trader Joe’s elevator hands-down, viz.:
1) It is user-controlled and has an indicator telling the user which floor it is on (or stuck at), unlike TJ’s which is operator-controlled, has no indicator so you never know how long your wait will be, AND is always filled with at least 4 nannies and/or mommies pushing double-wide strollers plus seniors pushing walkers/folding grocery-carriers.

2) Fairway NEVER makes users wait as does Trader Joe’s, where every so often some “team-member” has to wrestle a string of 10 to 15 shopping carts THROUGH the elevator on the middle level while shoppers watch and fume (actually they are luckier as they can SEE why they’re being delayed, which is NOT true for their counterparts on the floors above or below).

3) Fairway is cute, old-school, and offers an amazing and surprising variety while Trader Joe’s is beginning to feel like a Costco.

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anon
anon
10 years ago
Reply to  ScooterStan

I avoid Fairway at all costs. TJ employees are FAR more friendly in my experience and much quicker to help me out and pack bags incredibly efficiently. The lines at both stores can be insane but I choose TJ hands down for price and atmosphere.

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Ted
Ted
10 years ago
Reply to  ScooterStan

By like Costco I take it you mean 1/3 to 1/2 the price of Fairway or Westside Market. Or perhaps you mean that the employees don’t bark at you like you are cheating spouse. Or you might mean that there is not a thick layer of industrial grime covering everything. Please clarify.

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tcp
tcp
10 years ago
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The employees at Fairway are not jerks, why do people say that? They are among the best service providers in this city, especially when you consider that they have to deal with jerks all day long.

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago
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WATCHA BACK!! WATCHA BACK!!

Sometimes — those rare times I’ll even go into Fairway — I think that’s their official sound system.

But it’s also true that the patrons are almost uniformly horrible (“jerks”) as well. Pushy, hostile, seemingly the worst of the “Me First”ers who have taken over this neighborhood. What in heaven’s name is so important about that container of milk?

All in all it is an arena of the rude, by the rude and for the rude. I avoid it at all costs; it just isn’t worth the hassle.

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Leeza
Leeza
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

You say such funny things, Cato!

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago
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Huh?

I dislike the “Me Firsters” because of their attitude, regardless of age, regardless of income.

I’m not sure about your generational counting, but I’ve lived here a bunch of years. “Above” something? No, I just respect others, and unfortunately there’s just not much of that around anymore.

Why am I not surprised you don’t understand that?

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Leeza
Leeza
10 years ago
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HA – that’s even more funny, Cato! So you have even less reason to complain about the “Me Firsters” (less of an age gap, less of an earnings gap) and yet you still do. So I guess you are one of the second (third, fourth? fifth?) waves of “original” Upper West Siders that are just above all of this, right?

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago
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Leeza — not sure what set your imagination off, but I’ve never mentioned (and didn’t do so here) any age limit. Not sure who you’re confusing me with, but in fact I’m under 65 and work for a living. I just prefer to buy milk for my family *outside* the battle zone.

Want to try another, different ad hominem response?

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Leeza
Leeza
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

OH CATO, always complaining about how awful people below the age of 65 are (how dare we live here and not be on fixed incomes)…

How about this? The rudest people in the store – in my approximation – are those OVER 65! I’ve never been pushed and hissed at so many times in my life! But I’m sure it’s my fault for just entering the dingy, yet hallowed halls of the original Fairway to pick up some milk for my family…

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Barvin
Barvin
10 years ago
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Are you kidding? Have you been to the fish counter?

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denton
denton
10 years ago
Reply to  ScooterStan

I resent that comparison 🙂
Costco is so much better than TJs.

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Old Judge
Old Judge
10 years ago

Any estimate of when it will be done?

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Ted
Ted
10 years ago

Wow, Fairway management actually putting money back into the business. Someone buy me a lotto ticket. Somehow I have a feeling some Fairway bigwig got stuck in the thing. I can’t imagine any other reason they would ever actually do something for their customers.

Maybe the rats demanded it.

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Boopsie
Boopsie
10 years ago

I never minded the Fairway elevator.

I never got into the whole Trader Joes mindset. You can find some bargains here and there but the quality and selection is much inferior to Fairway.

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Bob
Bob
10 years ago

Take the stairs

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Susan
Susan
10 years ago

Where is the elevator anyway? I’ve been in that store a few times but have never noticed an elevator or staircase.

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tcp
tcp
10 years ago

I had a man almost punch me in the face on that tight elevator because I asked him not to pin my child against the wall as he backed into the elevator, he didn’t like that. This is needed.

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cj Berk
cj Berk
10 years ago

Our fairway was the first. They then went on to build CLEAN Spacious new stores everywhere else. No attention was ever paid to us-THEN fairway went public. The prices went up-the quality went down (awful rolls +odd recipes-greasy chicken) and still the store is chaos
And unpleasant. Sorry but a new elevator doesn’t even begin to solve all the problems. We Love the Westside Market-great rolls-great food-good service.

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Sean
Sean
10 years ago
Reply to  cj Berk

Is it not just perhaps the mindset of the typical Fairway customer in this neighborhood which greatly adds to the chaos? There is a sense of entitlement that is beyond belief and the older they are the more them come into the store to go to war. Plus all the fruit is huge. What’s up with dat?

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Roz
Roz
10 years ago

Shock and awe!

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Suzanne Davis
Suzanne Davis
10 years ago

They’re not rebuilding the existing elevator – they’re adding a brand new one that will be BIG and faster, they told me. But the old one will remain for backup. Thank goodness! sd

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Diana Bloom
Diana Bloom
10 years ago

Can the elevator be widened? Probably not.

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Kat B
Kat B
10 years ago

Instead of fixing the elevator, how about putting in an escalator! That would make it much faster to get up and down.

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago
Reply to  Kat B

It would be bad for business to put in an escalator. In this neighborhood, if they had a power failure they’d have too many customers stranded on the escalator waiting to be rescued.

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Don Price
Don Price
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

That’s something I never thought would happen! Happily it is. What a blessing to the waiting mob!

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Lin
Lin
10 years ago
Reply to  Kat B

An escalator easier with a cart???

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Kat B
Kat B
10 years ago
Reply to  Lin

Yes, similar to Trader Joe’s! Works perfectly and much quicker then the elevator!!!

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Dana
Dana
10 years ago

If you have a basket, please take the stairs. It’s lazy and inconsiderate sans a medical reason.

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Cato
Cato
10 years ago
Reply to  Dana

Please be prepared to present your medical documentation before boarding the elevator.

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Elizabeth
Elizabeth
10 years ago
Reply to  Cato

Good one.Don’t judge, not every disability is obvious. I’m not a senior but I have Rheumatoid Arthritis which is very painful, but it’s not visible to the naked eye. I had a woman on the bus tell me I shouldn’t be sitting because it was for seniors & the disabled. Next time I’ll carry a note from my doctor.

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Gretchen
Gretchen
10 years ago

The new one will probably be just as slow, if not slower. They have to maintain their image of “the customer always comes last, and we mean last.”

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RK
RK
10 years ago

Just have to defend Fairway. Even with the changes after they went public, it’s the best damn market in the city.

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