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WOMAN ‘PARALLEL PARKS’ RIGHT INTO A BROWNSTONE PATIO ON 84TH

April 2, 2015 | 11:07 AM
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A woman who was apparently attempting to park her car Wednesday night ended up accelerating backwards into a brownstone patio on 84th street between Columbus Avenue and Central Park West with such force neighbors on the block could feel the impact.

“It was a new car for her. So she wasn’t used to it. She climbed out the window,” said Emily Baer, who was on the scene. “The woman was escorted to the EMT for a check up,” said Matt, another tipster. FDNY officials told our tipsters that it did not appear to be alcohol-related.

NYPD and FDNY showed up and eventually towed the car out of the patio area using a large NYPD vehicle (video by Emily Baer below).

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Photo by Matt from Storefrontvideo.com.

The scene on Thursday morning:

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Photo by Emily Baer.

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denton
denton
10 years ago

Ahh, the sympathy. It was a new car. She wasn’t used to it. blah blah. Did it not have a brake pedal and an accelerator pedal just like her last car? In the same place? Next time get a car with Park Assist if you can’t park. lol.

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drg
drg
10 years ago

meanwhile, the owner of the brownstone now has to deal with the NYC buildings dept AND the landmarks commission ad nauseum to get the permits to redo the front… which will have to look exactly like it did before. requiring multiple inspections, IF you can find a reputable mason company that can navigate the red tape.
My condolences.
I went thru it myself, up in the 90’s, on a park block, 3 years ago… the whole stoop had to be rebuilt.

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Mike
Mike
10 years ago
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@drg That was the FIRST thing I thought of too when I read the article… I feel so very bad for the owner of that property!

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Stephen
Stephen
10 years ago

The owner, if they have sense will find a good architect to project manage the rebuild.

The driver of the car and their insurance company will realize that what looks like $1000 railing repair just became a $20k job with permits and architects etc.

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Sean
Sean
10 years ago

And she probably does not even live here!

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ron shapley
ron shapley
10 years ago
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…or have insurance

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ursus arctos
ursus arctos
10 years ago

I’m struggling to understand how one gets into that position from a purported attempt at parallel parking. The car is perpendicular to the street.

I was also surprised the car has New York plates.

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Carol
Carol
10 years ago
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Yes, that is what I can’t get my head around – how in the world to get a car perpendicular to the street like that……….

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Aunt Renie
Aunt Renie
10 years ago

She was trying to parallel park…OK? So how did she end up perpendicular? Oh well….nobody was seriously injured and thats good.

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ron shapley
ron shapley
10 years ago

Hear the jackass hipsters on that video… Get out of our neighborhood.

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