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Here’s to Doing Nothing on the Upper West Side

July 12, 2026 | 7:15 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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32 Comments
Howie
Howie
1 month ago

Amen

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Nina
Nina
1 month ago

Come to the pool!

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
1 month ago

I have my best thoughts and ideas when I am “doing nothing”!

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Floria
Floria
1 month ago

Doing nothing is something!

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Gena
Gena
1 month ago

Years ago at a restaurant downtown near jury duty, I overheard a conversation between a young (20s) couple: the woman said that her friend was moving to the UWS, and the man groaned “Oh no! There’s nothing there.” As a longtime resident and huge fan of the UWS, I turned to them and asked, “What would be something?” The man replied, “nightlife.” Oh.

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More busyness
More busyness
1 month ago

It means I am writing comments in the West Side Rag comments section.

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
1 month ago

Always a suspicious question!! Begins w a question and always ends with a house full of hungry people!

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Ann
Ann
1 month ago

This is my favorite Martoon so far

Perfect setting too 🍃

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
1 month ago

Thanks for that Gary….now I have the tools needed for turning down my overextended summer social schedule !

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Neal
Neal
1 month ago

I feel seen!

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Susan
Susan
1 month ago

Excellent idea!

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Boilson
Boilson
1 month ago

So true

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Rick
Rick
1 month ago

Exactly! Peace and Love…

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Joanna
Joanna
1 month ago

Same!

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Paula
Paula
1 month ago

My favorite time to think, rethink and start over.

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Sharon
Sharon
1 month ago

I’m really quite good at doing nothing. We must be related 😉

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Rosie
Rosie
1 month ago

You are a lucky man.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
1 month ago

Sometimes nothing is everything! Good message Gary!

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Miriam
Miriam
1 month ago

Exactly! I get it🤣

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Nancy Christie
Nancy Christie
1 month ago

Nothing is the something you are definitely doing

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Jane
Jane
1 month ago

Nada. No hay problema!

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Corcoran
Corcoran
1 month ago

Love the sweet juxtaposition of your serenity with the distant image of Joan of Arc in full battle regalia on horseback. There’s more than one path to sainthood.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
1 month ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA – I love that!!!!!!

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Eljay
Eljay
1 month ago

Doing nothing is everything! Love this.

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Doug
Doug
1 month ago
Reply to  Eljay

i am terrible at doing nothing. I cannot sit quietly and drift. I always think of something to do. My loss, of course.

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Jules
Jules
1 month ago

When I have nada to do I’ll go and check out the bargains at Housing Works on the UWS .. Often end up with new and wonderful clothing that I have no reason to buy since I already have way too much already!!

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Andy
Andy
1 month ago

Amen!

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
1 month ago

Nothing like sweet solicitude in the summer

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
1 month ago

Ahhh…my new personal philosophy…

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Mark
Mark
1 month ago

What a beautiful feeling it is to have nothing to do…and to do exactly that.

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Phoebe
Phoebe
1 month ago

When somebody asks me: “What are you doing?” I never say: “Nothing” bc otherwise they’ll suggest something.

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Monica
Monica
1 month ago

Best one yet!

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