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    Here’s to Doing Nothing on the Upper West Side

    July 12, 2026 | 7:15 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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    32 Comments
    Howie
    Howie
    2 months ago

    Amen

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    Nina
    Nina
    2 months ago

    Come to the pool!

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    Ellen Freeman
    Ellen Freeman
    2 months ago

    I have my best thoughts and ideas when I am “doing nothing”!

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    Floria
    Floria
    2 months ago

    Doing nothing is something!

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    Gena
    Gena
    2 months ago

    Years ago at a restaurant downtown near jury duty, I overheard a conversation between a young (20s) couple: the woman said that her friend was moving to the UWS, and the man groaned “Oh no! There’s nothing there.” As a longtime resident and huge fan of the UWS, I turned to them and asked, “What would be something?” The man replied, “nightlife.” Oh.

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    More busyness
    More busyness
    2 months ago

    It means I am writing comments in the West Side Rag comments section.

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    Pat Hogan
    Pat Hogan
    2 months ago

    Always a suspicious question!! Begins w a question and always ends with a house full of hungry people!

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    Ann
    Ann
    2 months ago

    This is my favorite Martoon so far

    Perfect setting too 🍃

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    Judy Orich
    Judy Orich
    2 months ago

    Thanks for that Gary….now I have the tools needed for turning down my overextended summer social schedule !

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    Neal
    Neal
    2 months ago

    I feel seen!

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    Susan
    Susan
    2 months ago

    Excellent idea!

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    Boilson
    Boilson
    2 months ago

    So true

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    Rick
    Rick
    2 months ago

    Exactly! Peace and Love…

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    Joanna
    Joanna
    2 months ago

    Same!

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    Paula
    Paula
    2 months ago

    My favorite time to think, rethink and start over.

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    Sharon
    Sharon
    2 months ago

    I’m really quite good at doing nothing. We must be related 😉

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    Rosie
    Rosie
    2 months ago

    You are a lucky man.

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    Debfrombrooklyn
    Debfrombrooklyn
    2 months ago

    Sometimes nothing is everything! Good message Gary!

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    Miriam
    Miriam
    2 months ago

    Exactly! I get it🤣

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    Nancy Christie
    Nancy Christie
    2 months ago

    Nothing is the something you are definitely doing

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    Jane
    Jane
    2 months ago

    Nada. No hay problema!

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    Corcoran
    Corcoran
    2 months ago

    Love the sweet juxtaposition of your serenity with the distant image of Joan of Arc in full battle regalia on horseback. There’s more than one path to sainthood.

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    Laurie K
    Laurie K
    2 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA – I love that!!!!!!

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    Eljay
    Eljay
    2 months ago

    Doing nothing is everything! Love this.

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    Doug
    Doug
    2 months ago
    Reply to  Eljay

    i am terrible at doing nothing. I cannot sit quietly and drift. I always think of something to do. My loss, of course.

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    Jules
    Jules
    2 months ago

    When I have nada to do I’ll go and check out the bargains at Housing Works on the UWS .. Often end up with new and wonderful clothing that I have no reason to buy since I already have way too much already!!

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    Andy
    Andy
    2 months ago

    Amen!

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    Tuna Jack
    Tuna Jack
    2 months ago

    Nothing like sweet solicitude in the summer

    1
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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    1 month ago

    Ahhh…my new personal philosophy…

    1
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    Mark
    Mark
    1 month ago

    What a beautiful feeling it is to have nothing to do…and to do exactly that.

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    Phoebe
    Phoebe
    1 month ago

    When somebody asks me: “What are you doing?” I never say: “Nothing” bc otherwise they’ll suggest something.

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    Monica
    Monica
    1 month ago

    Best one yet!

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