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Here’s to Doing Nothing on the Upper West Side

July 12, 2026 | 7:15 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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32 Comments
Howie
Howie
20 days ago

Amen

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Nina
Nina
20 days ago

Come to the pool!

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
20 days ago

I have my best thoughts and ideas when I am “doing nothing”!

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Floria
Floria
20 days ago

Doing nothing is something!

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Gena
Gena
20 days ago

Years ago at a restaurant downtown near jury duty, I overheard a conversation between a young (20s) couple: the woman said that her friend was moving to the UWS, and the man groaned “Oh no! There’s nothing there.” As a longtime resident and huge fan of the UWS, I turned to them and asked, “What would be something?” The man replied, “nightlife.” Oh.

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More busyness
More busyness
20 days ago

It means I am writing comments in the West Side Rag comments section.

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
20 days ago

Always a suspicious question!! Begins w a question and always ends with a house full of hungry people!

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Ann
Ann
20 days ago

This is my favorite Martoon so far

Perfect setting too 🍃

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
20 days ago

Thanks for that Gary….now I have the tools needed for turning down my overextended summer social schedule !

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Neal
Neal
20 days ago

I feel seen!

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Susan
Susan
20 days ago

Excellent idea!

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Boilson
Boilson
20 days ago

So true

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Rick
Rick
20 days ago

Exactly! Peace and Love…

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Joanna
Joanna
20 days ago

Same!

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Paula
Paula
20 days ago

My favorite time to think, rethink and start over.

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Sharon
Sharon
20 days ago

I’m really quite good at doing nothing. We must be related 😉

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Rosie
Rosie
20 days ago

You are a lucky man.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
20 days ago

Sometimes nothing is everything! Good message Gary!

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Miriam
Miriam
20 days ago

Exactly! I get it🤣

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Nancy Christie
Nancy Christie
20 days ago

Nothing is the something you are definitely doing

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Jane
Jane
20 days ago

Nada. No hay problema!

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Corcoran
Corcoran
20 days ago

Love the sweet juxtaposition of your serenity with the distant image of Joan of Arc in full battle regalia on horseback. There’s more than one path to sainthood.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
20 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA – I love that!!!!!!

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Eljay
Eljay
20 days ago

Doing nothing is everything! Love this.

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Doug
Doug
19 days ago
Reply to  Eljay

i am terrible at doing nothing. I cannot sit quietly and drift. I always think of something to do. My loss, of course.

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Jules
Jules
19 days ago

When I have nada to do I’ll go and check out the bargains at Housing Works on the UWS .. Often end up with new and wonderful clothing that I have no reason to buy since I already have way too much already!!

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Andy
Andy
19 days ago

Amen!

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
19 days ago

Nothing like sweet solicitude in the summer

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
18 days ago

Ahhh…my new personal philosophy…

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Mark
Mark
16 days ago

What a beautiful feeling it is to have nothing to do…and to do exactly that.

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Phoebe
Phoebe
16 days ago

When somebody asks me: “What are you doing?” I never say: “Nothing” bc otherwise they’ll suggest something.

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Monica
Monica
15 days ago

Best one yet!

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