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Bacon Makes Everything Better (on the Upper West Side)

April 12, 2026 | 4:37 PM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Rosie
Rosie
21 days ago

My thoughts exactly!

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
21 days ago

I also love the hat; HERE.

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Joanna
Joanna
21 days ago

As it should be. Amen.

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Mia T
Mia T
21 days ago

So so true!!

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
21 days ago

My personal philosophy on life!

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Neal
Neal
21 days ago

I associate bacon Bloody Marys with the Upper West Side. I should spend more time there.

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Mark
Mark
21 days ago

One of my favorite things is being out for a walk or a run early in the morning and smelling the bacon as I pass a breakfast cart. It instantly makes my day better, and I don’t even have to worry about my cholesterol!

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MSA
MSA
21 days ago

yummy BLT at Fairway Cafe

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Corcoran
Corcoran
21 days ago

I’ve measured out my life with BLT’s.

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John Hoban
John Hoban
18 days ago
Reply to  Corcoran

My last meal would be a BLT! A good one! Not the parody I had for $16.00 at the Lexington Avenue Luncheonette. Moral: don’t leave the UWS!

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
21 days ago

Bacon improves everything!

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Bill Given
Bill Given
21 days ago

Very clever, Gary! It gave me a good chuckle!

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Ellen
Ellen
21 days ago

Cute!

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Gofenb
Gofenb
21 days ago

You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t love bacon.

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ecm
ecm
20 days ago
Reply to  Gofenb

Or anyone over 30.
Well, except for me — on both counts.

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Luke
Luke
21 days ago
Reply to  Gofenb

Yes you can lol, I see what you’re doing here

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Hector Garcia
Hector Garcia
21 days ago

I loved the Upper West Side.

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Ken
Ken
21 days ago

Everything’s better with bacon!

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Paula
Paula
21 days ago

Bacon 🥓 bandaids for all!

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Ian Alterman
Ian Alterman
21 days ago

You have it backward. Bacon is something that is occasionally interrupted by a series of random events!

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Edith
Edith
18 days ago

Lol, couldn’t agree more.

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John Hoban
John Hoban
18 days ago

Love the sentiment! Nailed it!

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