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Upper West Sider Runs Marathon Backwards

November 2, 2025 | 7:38 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS, OUTDOORS
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By Gary Martin

I don’t run from challenges. I run from conformity.

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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kort6776
kort6776
2 months ago

yawn

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Kneeless
Kneeless
2 months ago

He must have forgotten his cocktail shaker.

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Neal
Neal
2 months ago

I’d like to see Gary wrapped in one of those foil capes like a baked potato.

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
2 months ago

I bet you came in 1st place of your route Gary. 🏃

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
2 months ago

Very funny! I love it! ❤️

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Nina DiGioia
Nina DiGioia
2 months ago

You just want to b noticed!

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Howie
Howie
2 months ago

It’s not where you start it’s where you finish

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ecm
ecm
2 months ago

Gary is a Contrary, and more power to him!
For an even greater challenge, next marathon — if there is a next marathon — he should run the race both backward (heels leading toes) AND in the opposite direction (finish-to-start). He’s clearly doing only one of those in the illustration, but I’m not sure which.

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Nina DiGioia
Nina DiGioia
2 months ago

Gary will do anything to be noticed!!

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Mia
Mia
2 months ago

Run! As fast as you can!

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
2 months ago

Clearly, Gary’s not lost…he’s expressing individuality at high speed!

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
2 months ago

You go BOOMER ! Great image Gary.

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Pat
Pat
2 months ago

Hey! Wait for me- I’m right behind you!! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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Joanna
Joanna
2 months ago

You are a true individual, Gary.

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Joseph Biden
Joseph Biden
2 months ago

Probably votes backwards aswell

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Don
Don
2 months ago

Hahahaha!!!

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Karen
Karen
2 months ago

Ha ha – love it…. that’s me!!!

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Laurie K
Laurie K
2 months ago

Oh wow – I see me in the background running the marathon (OR I’m lying lol!!!). I’m you Gary!

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Ellen
Ellen
2 months ago

Well said Gary!

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Nancy
Nancy
2 months ago

That’s what makes him so special.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
2 months ago

Surprisingly determined to get to Staten Island.

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David
David
2 months ago

I don’t recall seeing Gary running over the thirty five years I have known him. More of a stroller or meanderer.

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Ken
Ken
2 months ago

Maybe there is no wrong way for Gary!

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Barney Solomon
Barney Solomon
2 months ago

What is the objective of this post?

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Gary
Gary
2 months ago
Reply to  Barney Solomon

an attempt at humor.

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
2 months ago

Probably a lot less foot traffic following Gary’s marathon route…

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