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Focus Group on the Upper West Side

July 6, 2025 | 9:02 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

I get easily distracted. You?

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Sharon
Sharon
6 months ago

YES! Are you in my head? So much harder to concentrate these days.

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
6 months ago

I see me! Metaphorically 👍

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Joanna
Joanna
6 months ago

I so get this. I always pause for puppies. Thanks for the giggle.

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Ken
Ken
6 months ago

Ain’t it the truth- look! – bright shiny object!

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Nina
Nina
6 months ago

However, ADHD individuals are high on creativity!

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
6 months ago

Is OCD the opposite of ADHD?

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Ped Astel
Ped Astel
6 months ago
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I need to know PDQ so I can Rx

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Ish Kabibble
Ish Kabibble
6 months ago
Reply to  Neal Leibowitz

Wouldn’t that be DHDA?

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Nancy
Nancy
6 months ago

Hilarious! this is nearly everyone I know now..

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
6 months ago

That made me laugh out loud!

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Therese Sargent Case
Therese Sargent Case
6 months ago

Love it! I look forward to your weekly cartoon!

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Therese Sargent Case
Therese Sargent Case
6 months ago

Love it! I look forward to your weekly cartoon! Such talent!

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Elaine
Elaine
6 months ago

Yup! That’s about the attention span we have been exhibiting nowadays! SAD 😞,HUH?

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Deb
Deb
6 months ago

Lol!

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
6 months ago

So that’s why it has taken me two years to unpack all the moving boxes in our (not so) new apartment!

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L Shenker
L Shenker
6 months ago

So true. That happens to me all the time. Lol

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A. Shenker
A. Shenker
6 months ago

Gary. You hit this one perfectly

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Lisa
Lisa
6 months ago

The teachers in my family got a good laugh over this one.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
6 months ago

I meant to comment earlier, but…

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David
David
6 months ago

Hysterical.

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Pat W
Pat W
6 months ago
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Actually it’s not hysterical. You can’t have a conversation with anybody anymore. At least not the good, meaty kind. You can’t even go to a clothing store or a restaurant without music blasting. Everyone’s distracted or checking their email while they talk to you. Click click click.

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Lauriek
Lauriek
6 months ago

HAHAHA! I was away visiting my niece and her kids in the counrtry this weekend and shared this with her kids (esp. the ADHD kid) and it was a BIG BIG BIG HIT.

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Edith Tyson
Edith Tyson
6 months ago

Lol! Gary had me cracking up again. Too perfect.

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Lori
Lori
6 months ago

Hysterical!!! And so true.

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
6 months ago

Very funny! I love this one.

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