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The Upper West Side Willies

May 4, 2025 | 8:49 AM
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Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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nook
nook
11 months ago

Funny – but ouch!

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
11 months ago

Even my Klonopin is hyperventilating.

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Joanna
Joanna
11 months ago

We live in the age of anxiety. At least if you get fired from that job you don’t have, you’ll have time to be anxious about something else.

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Sharon
Sharon
11 months ago

I’m now competing with friends over who is more anxious. Another good one, Gary!

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David
David
11 months ago

Have a drink!

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Nancy
Nancy
11 months ago

Good one Gary

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
11 months ago

Aw, anxiety be gone! This is perfect, again! Thank you.

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Nina
Nina
11 months ago

Oh no lol!

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ecm
ecm
11 months ago

Think of England.

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Laurie K
Laurie K
11 months ago

And another piece of me is made public! HOW do you do this every week Gary. I feel seen…AGAIN. 😉

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Heather
Heather
11 months ago

Endless amounts of anxiety…..

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Peter Birkenhead
Peter Birkenhead
11 months ago

I wish I couldn’t relate SO well to this!

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Frank N Bean
Frank N Bean
11 months ago

PTSDoh!!!

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Griggles
Griggles
11 months ago

Ha! Ha! Another great one Gary….. love it!

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andy
andy
11 months ago

<3

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Virgil Thompson
Virgil Thompson
11 months ago

The Rag has better cartoonists than The New Yorker!

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Perer
Perer
11 months ago

Yes the upper middle class rent stabilized apartment dwellers sure have a lot to anxious about. SMH.

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