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    WSR Poetry Corner: “A Christmas Tree Fantasy”

    December 10, 2022 | 5:18 PM
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    Decorated Tree. Photographs by Mildred Alpern.

    “A Christmas Tree Fantasy”
    By Mildred Alpern

    If I could be a Christmas tree
    Tell you what I’d do
    Hail all the scurrying passersby
    With a ho ho howdy-do

    I’d stand up tall so  bright and green
    With a pine cone scent and a lustrous sheen
    And I’d hope for someone warm and kind
    To carry me off and ease my mind.

    I’d want to be set in a lighted place
    Where I could be admired
    And decorated with shiny trim
    Making me feel desired

    I’d hold my spines till the holidays passed
    Dropping only  a few
    Presenting to all onlookers
    A charming seasonal view

    Pine Cone and Spines.
    Ribboned Tree.
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    cpwpj
    cpwpj
    3 years ago

    Delightful, Mildred, thank you!

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    Nubby
    Nubby
    3 years ago

    O’Tannenbaum. (Fir tree).

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