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THE BRUTAL GLORY OF PUMPKIN BIRTH (WARNING: DON’T CLICK IF YOU’RE AT ALL SQUEAMISH!)
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The head of the pumpkinfant is facing the wrong way! Ouch!
Best birth control reminder I’ve ever seen! Good work, neighbors on 99th Street! 🙂
Best*pumpkin*ever!
Thanks so much for posting this photo and for the clever lead-in copy.
Hilarious!
Where is planned pumpkinhood when you need them?
Happy birthday, little gourd!!
the baby is gourd-geous!
I think it’s hilarious!!
I don’t know why natural pumpkin-birth is so ‘brutal’ – you know, billions of pumpkins have done it this way before, and many more will come after. Did you want them to cut her open?