THE BRUTAL GLORY OF PUMPKIN BIRTH (WARNING: DON’T CLICK IF YOU’RE AT ALL SQUEAMISH!)

Oh boy, you clicked, didn’t you.

Honestly, whose brilliant sick mind came up with this insane jack-o-lantern, spotted on a stoop on West 99th street between Riverside Drive and West End Avenue?

It’s freaking me out.

labor pumpkin

Thanks to Debbie for the photo.

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    1. Jodi says:

      The head of the pumpkinfant is facing the wrong way! Ouch!

    2. whatsupduck says:

      Best birth control reminder I’ve ever seen! Good work, neighbors on 99th Street! 🙂

    3. Diane says:

      Best*pumpkin*ever!

      Thanks so much for posting this photo and for the clever lead-in copy.

    4. webot says:

      Hilarious!

    5. Rob Schron says:

      Where is planned pumpkinhood when you need them?

    6. DMH says:

      Happy birthday, little gourd!!

    7. Jenna says:

      I think it’s hilarious!!

    8. Jesspud says:

      I don’t know why natural pumpkin-birth is so ‘brutal’ – you know, billions of pumpkins have done it this way before, and many more will come after. Did you want them to cut her open?