THE BRUTAL GLORY OF PUMPKIN BIRTH (WARNING: DON’T CLICK IF YOU’RE AT ALL SQUEAMISH!)

Posted on October 27, 2014 at 10:24 am by West Sider

Oh boy, you clicked, didn’t you.

Honestly, whose brilliant sick mind came up with this insane jack-o-lantern, spotted on a stoop on West 99th street between Riverside Drive and West End Avenue?

It’s freaking me out.

labor pumpkin

Thanks to Debbie for the photo.

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    1. Jodi says:
      October 27, 2014 at 2:21 pm

      The head of the pumpkinfant is facing the wrong way! Ouch!

    2. whatsupduck says:
      October 27, 2014 at 3:25 pm

      Best birth control reminder I’ve ever seen! Good work, neighbors on 99th Street! 🙂

    3. Diane says:
      October 27, 2014 at 10:30 pm

      Best*pumpkin*ever!

      Thanks so much for posting this photo and for the clever lead-in copy.

    4. webot says:
      October 28, 2014 at 10:23 am

      Hilarious!

    5. Rob Schron says:
      October 28, 2014 at 11:10 am

      Where is planned pumpkinhood when you need them?

    6. DMH says:
      October 28, 2014 at 6:53 pm

      Happy birthday, little gourd!!

    7. Jenna says:
      October 29, 2014 at 4:37 pm

      I think it’s hilarious!!

    8. Jesspud says:
      October 29, 2014 at 9:57 pm

      I don’t know why natural pumpkin-birth is so ‘brutal’ – you know, billions of pumpkins have done it this way before, and many more will come after. Did you want them to cut her open?