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THE BRUTAL GLORY OF PUMPKIN BIRTH (WARNING: DON’T CLICK IF YOU’RE AT ALL SQUEAMISH!)

October 27, 2014 | 10:24 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART
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Oh boy, you clicked, didn’t you.

Honestly, whose brilliant sick mind came up with this insane jack-o-lantern, spotted on a stoop on West 99th street between Riverside Drive and West End Avenue?

It’s freaking me out.

labor pumpkin

Thanks to Debbie for the photo.

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Jodi
Jodi
8 years ago

The head of the pumpkinfant is facing the wrong way! Ouch!

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whatsupduck
whatsupduck
8 years ago

Best birth control reminder I’ve ever seen! Good work, neighbors on 99th Street! 🙂

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Diane
Diane
8 years ago

Best*pumpkin*ever!

Thanks so much for posting this photo and for the clever lead-in copy.

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webot
webot
8 years ago

Hilarious!

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Rob Schron
Rob Schron
8 years ago

Where is planned pumpkinhood when you need them?

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DMH
DMH
8 years ago

Happy birthday, little gourd!!

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anonymous
anonymous
8 years ago
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the baby is gourd-geous!

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Jenna
Jenna
8 years ago

I think it’s hilarious!!

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Jesspud
Jesspud
8 years ago

I don’t know why natural pumpkin-birth is so ‘brutal’ – you know, billions of pumpkins have done it this way before, and many more will come after. Did you want them to cut her open?

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