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    An Upper West Sider’s Dilemma

    February 9, 2025 | 6:05 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin.

    Lest anyone be confused…

    My gray beard, my wrinkled brow, and my balding head do not signify wisdom, insight, or maturity.

    They just help me fool the rest of you into thinking I’m a grown-up.

    * * *

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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    23 Comments
    nancy
    nancy
    1 year ago

    Who’s fooled?? Frustrated, often. Charmed, definitely. But fooled? Nope. 🙂

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    Sharon
    Sharon
    1 year ago

    OMG you’re too funny! I just got a Bluey mug for my birthday and I couldn’t be happier.

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    Peter Birkenhead
    Peter Birkenhead
    1 year ago

    Same.

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    DebM
    DebM
    1 year ago

    😂😂😂

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    Neal Leibowitz
    Neal Leibowitz
    1 year ago

    I can relate. People often mistake me for a Buick because of my ass.

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    Laura S
    Laura S
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Neal Leibowitz

    You made me spit-take my coffee! (Worth the clean-up for the laugh!)

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    nancy
    nancy
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Neal Leibowitz

    🙂

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    Anne Watkins
    Anne Watkins
    1 year ago

    Big grown up word – Lest! That’s a tell, right there.

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    ecm
    ecm
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Anne Watkins

    Aye, ’tis one not oft seen round our midst ere now.

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    Don
    Don
    1 year ago

    I have the SAME problem!!!

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    Debby
    Debby
    1 year ago

    Certain family members who shall remain unnamed have the same problem.

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    Andy
    Andy
    1 year ago

    <3

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    Debfrombrooklyn
    Debfrombrooklyn
    1 year ago

    This is very funny to me. I laughed! Thank you Gary.

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    Kathy
    Kathy
    1 year ago

    Or a teen because of the guitar!

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    Stacey
    Stacey
    1 year ago

    So Gary through and through. Love it!!

    3
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    David
    David
    1 year ago

    Be patient, you’ll be an adult some day. It’s my goal for the next 20 years.

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    David
    David
    1 year ago

    ✋

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    Sandra Polsak
    Sandra Polsak
    1 year ago

    I can’t think of anything better to wish for someone….

    0
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    susiqw
    susiqw
    1 year ago

    ❤️

    2
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    Deb
    Deb
    1 year ago

    Great!

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    Eljay
    Eljay
    1 year ago

    hahaha. Same. So relatable.

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    Stefan R. Capan
    Stefan R. Capan
    1 year ago

    Being an adult has nothing to do with age, or looks, as perceived by others, but with behavior. I ought to know, as I only have the age part down pat so far, albeit in my final hours @72, but I am working on it. Please give me time…

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    1 year ago

    My ID says I’m 60, buy I’m really a mature 11-year old, myself. Thanks, Gary. I feel seen….

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