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Hunkering Down on the Upper West Side

March 8, 2026 | 5:57 PM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Rosie
Rosie
4 months ago

Best to leave the real world to the experts –reality show tv producers!

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Neal
Neal
4 months ago

Better fake reality shows than actual reality.

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
4 months ago

Watch Fantasy Island next.

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Andrea R
Andrea R
4 months ago

Pretty much the same thing on a global scale!

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Sue Taffet
Sue Taffet
4 months ago

I think we all wonder about that? Great cartoon.

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Ellen
Ellen
4 months ago

Gary always gets to the heart of the matter! I love this cartoon and btw when we try to find a new show this is a good rep of what we find!

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
4 months ago

LOL!

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Anne Watkins
Anne Watkins
4 months ago

We all wonder! Thank goodness we live here where reality rules the sidewalks and the subways.

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Therese Case
Therese Case
4 months ago

Better to keep watching those silly tv shows for now!

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Pat Hogan
Pat Hogan
4 months ago

keep on watching- real world nothing to see!’

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Floria
Floria
4 months ago

It’s “reality,” isn’t it?

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Bill Given
Bill Given
4 months ago

It’s amazing what we miss by concentrating on fantasy. Good one, Gary!

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Bob
Bob
4 months ago

What?

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Andy
Andy
4 months ago

Ain’t much better out here

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Nancy
Nancy
4 months ago

Sometimes wise to take that break from reality

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
4 months ago

Terrific, as usual! Thanks for sharing this.

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Judy Orich
Judy Orich
4 months ago

Love this…thanks Gary. Reality bites !

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Ken
Ken
4 months ago

The “Real World” is a horrific mess due to the War with Iran! The outcome is likely to be very bad!

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Sandra Polsak
Sandra Polsak
4 months ago

The real world? Perhaps it’s best not to know….

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Corcoran
Corcoran
4 months ago

For a small fee I’m sure you can upgrade your subscription to watch the real-world series finale. It’s shaping up to be a real banger.

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Ian Alterman
Ian Alterman
4 months ago

Reality TV has helped destroy American society. Okay, may that’s a TAD hyperbolic, but it’s not far from the truth.

First, Reality TV was created primarily for economic reasons; it is FAR cheaper to create and produce than game shows, sitcoms and romcoms, and especially episodic TV like police procedurals, forensic shows, and other shows with large production budgets.

Second, Reality TV is actually nothing of the sort. Like “professional wrestling” – which claimed to be real for many years until it was forced by the FCC to “out itself” as completely fake – reality TV is NOT entirely unscripted, unplanned or “undirected”; it is, in fact, as carefully created as soap operas; i.e., there is actually very little “reality” at all.

Third, and perhaps most apropos, don’t forget that it was reality TV that gave us Trump (among others). In fact, it was partly the following for The Apprentice that helped created “MAGA nation” (along with the remnants of the Tea Party).

I consider reality TV as “damaging” to the human mind and psyche, and society in general, as social media.

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Barbara E. Morgan
Barbara E. Morgan
4 months ago
Reply to  Ian Alterman

You must be really fun at parties.

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ecm
ecm
4 months ago
Reply to  Barbara E. Morgan

No prophet is accepted in his hometown.

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ecm
ecm
4 months ago
Reply to  Ian Alterman

I belatedly went cold turkey on the Vast Wasteland in 2011 and have not looked back. It’s such a refreshing feeling!

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kort
kort
4 months ago

this is quite sad on more than a few levels.

if you are simple minded maybe the tripe aimed at the simple minded would work well

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ecm
ecm
4 months ago

“A well informed citizenry is the best defense against tyranny.”
“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.”
— That Jefferson guy

Judging from the comments here, it seems my current practice of reading 150+ current-events stories daily falls a tad off the apex of the bell curve. Well, I’m used to it.

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David
David
4 months ago

You don’t want to know.

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