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New Parking Rules on the Upper West Side

September 7, 2025 | 8:49 AM
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
10 months ago

lol!

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ADM
ADM
10 months ago

I’m forwarding this to my daughter, who just moved to the UWS – Wash Heights, more precise – and now deals with this on a daily basis. Good analogy.

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Justin Page
Justin Page
10 months ago
Reply to  ADM

Wash nights isn’t the upper west side. Two very different neighborhoods.

Last edited 10 months ago by Justin Page
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Deb
Deb
10 months ago

Lol!! You nailed it, Mr. G!

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Laurie K
Laurie K
10 months ago

HAHAHA! (and aaaaaaaah). Thanks Gary!

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Molk
Molk
10 months ago

Never played Tetris but parking apps are awful!

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
10 months ago

That game is no fun at all.

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Nina DiGioia
Nina DiGioia
10 months ago

And then it doesn’t take your credit card!

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
10 months ago

Exactly!

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Lori
Lori
10 months ago

Haha! So true

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
10 months ago

Too funny! I love it.

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David
David
10 months ago

Laughing through my pain.

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Rosie
Rosie
10 months ago

All the game app playing in the world couldn’t help me park a car in the city!

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Sandra Polsak
Sandra Polsak
10 months ago

Would that it were just a game and not random, evil luck…

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Elaine G
Elaine G
10 months ago

Yup! Yup! 😠

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Joanna
Joanna
10 months ago

Jeebers!

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Anthony Knight
Anthony Knight
10 months ago

Time to take away City cars from City Workers and revoke their parking permits.
Let them live like the rest of us .

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Nancy
Nancy
10 months ago

Never thought I’d miss an old school parking meter.

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Dan
Dan
10 months ago

What’s going on with the parking rules? (Don’t have a car)

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Oh nooooo
Oh nooooo
10 months ago

As a car owner (we had to get one when we got married upstate) navigating Alternate Side Parking Tetris (TM), this hits HARD.

Well done as always, Gary!

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AnnieNYC
AnnieNYC
10 months ago

LOL! You got it!

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Penny
Penny
10 months ago

Lol–this looks easier than the reality of parking up here!

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Eljay
Eljay
10 months ago

hahahaha

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