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How Can I Be Sure? Upper West Sider Cracks the Code

June 29, 2025 | 8:16 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Today’s illustration is subject-agnostic, meaning we could be talking about politics or climate or who will win the series. Every day is a roller coaster. For a while at least, we can be certain of that.

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Paula
Paula
10 months ago

You summed up what many of us are thinking. 👍🏻

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Nancy
Nancy
10 months ago

How Can I Be Sure? In a world that’s constantly changing…

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KB Pederson
KB Pederson
10 months ago
Reply to  Nancy

Love that song!

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Ellen T. White
Ellen T. White
10 months ago

You said it!

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David
David
10 months ago

That’s disturbing….

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David
David
10 months ago

This one hits home

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
10 months ago

You’re right, every day is a roller coaster and I always throw up on roller coasters.

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Joanna
Joanna
10 months ago

Ain’t it the truth.

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A Shenker
A Shenker
10 months ago

Great saying. Very true

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L Shenker
L Shenker
10 months ago

Great pun of words

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Mia Trachinger
Mia Trachinger
10 months ago

Yes, sure does feel like the world is on fire. Thanks Gary.

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Sby
Sby
10 months ago

When were things ever certain? 50s Cold War—60s social upheavals—70s economic upheavals—80s Gorbachev era—on and on—if you’re old enough you’ve seen this all before—get a grip

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Don
Don
10 months ago

That’s certainly true!!!

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Andy
Andy
10 months ago

Ain’t it the truth!!

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
10 months ago

Not uncertain times. We are certainly headed toward Project 2925 unless you call your senators and ask them to vote against the Bill. Gary hit a raw nerve because he is so in tune! 🎵

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
10 months ago

2025

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Andrew
Andrew
10 months ago
Reply to  Debfrombrooklyn

You mean 2029.

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Peter Birkenhead
Peter Birkenhead
10 months ago

Ain’t it the truth!

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Therese Sargent Case
Therese Sargent Case
10 months ago

Feeling the same…

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Mike Richter
Mike Richter
10 months ago

You shouldn’t need to explain the comic

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Steve
Steve
10 months ago

Unfortunately, very true. Keep up the great work.

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Jenn Jones
Jenn Jones
10 months ago

While I appreciate the realism of this cartoon, I prefer the sentiments expressed in the lyrics of “As Time Goes By”. Play it again Sam!

Last edited 10 months ago by Jenn Jones
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Perer
Perer
10 months ago

Why is everyone so negative? Well to do rent with rent stabilized apartments. There are plenty of people in this town with real problems.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
10 months ago

I’m certain no matter what you say here someone is going to be triggered. Keep on triggering Martoonerville!

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Elaine
Elaine
10 months ago

That’s it in a “NUT SHELL!” And we have many, many NUTS 🥜

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Edith Tyson
Edith Tyson
10 months ago

Perfect, as usual.

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Oren
Oren
10 months ago

The world is a much safer place now that Iran’s nuclear operations are a pile of rubble …… not that any Upper West Sider would ever admit that publicly!

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Jerome
Jerome
10 months ago

Enough with these neurotic depressing cartoons. Everyone around here is not depressed, anxious and/or miserable.

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