By Carol Tannenhauser
Due to the high price of eggs, the Easter Bunny is curtailing its deliveries on the Upper West Side this year, a representative of the Bunny told West Side Rag.
“Easter egg hunts will grow more challenging this year, even in Central Park on the Upper West Side,” the rep warned. “It’s all due to the tariffs … never mind, forget I said that.”
The Bunny declined to comment personally. Presumably, it is out gathering its eggs while it may.
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Maybe this will be the impetus for us to stop lying to our children about the relationship between rabbits and eggs.
Another Easter Bunny denier.
“Give me the child until he is seven and I will give you an Easter Bunny believer!”
Maybe Bunny is just trying to avoid H5N1.