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Upper West Side Memory Tricks

March 2, 2025 | 7:54 AM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

I remember yesterday as if it never happened.

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Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Rosie
Rosie
1 year ago

So true! So true!
But you gotta question the qualifications of that therapist. Did you notice where she got her degrees???

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Nancy
Nancy
1 year ago
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Faber College (Animal House); Huxley College (Marx Bros. Horsefeathers); Wossamata U (Rocky & Bullwinkle!)

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Lisa
Lisa
1 year ago

Me too!!!!!

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Nina
Nina
1 year ago
Reply to  Lisa

Me three!!

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Paula Sahli
Paula Sahli
1 year ago

Love it. It could be me and any one of many friends!

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Paul Zelinsky
Paul Zelinsky
1 year ago

More deep truth from Gary Martin.

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Ken
Ken
1 year ago

One of the great things about getting older

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Liz
Liz
1 year ago
Reply to  Ken

Name some other “great things.”

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Jillian Maxwell
Jillian Maxwell
1 year ago

ha! That’s me!

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Laurie K
Laurie K
1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Mark
Mark
1 year ago

Given that it’s hard to believe that the things that actually did happen yesterday, I see no problem in this.

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Anne Watkins
Anne Watkins
1 year ago

Love this one, Gary. Been thinking of the elusive nature of memory a lot lately, and this captures the tender quality of remembering. Thank you!

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Elaine
Elaine
1 year ago

Very cute and extremely relatable! Ha! ha!

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
1 year ago

Truth be told!

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Howie Cherpakov
Howie Cherpakov
1 year ago

I was just thinking the same thing yesterday! Or was I?

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Cato
Cato
1 year ago
Reply to  Howie Cherpakov

No, that was someone else.

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neighbor785
neighbor785
1 year ago

“Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today,
I wish, I wish he’d go away! …”

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Neal Leibowitz
Neal Leibowitz
1 year ago

Absolutely. I have the utmost confidence in my hallucinations.

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Gary
Gary
1 year ago
Reply to  Neal Leibowitz

me too. I trust your hallucinations! They’re so much better than mine.

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Joe Chiplock
Joe Chiplock
1 year ago
Reply to  Gary

Maybe we could all get our hallucinations together and go bowling!

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Jada
Jada
1 year ago

Sounds just like me

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Nancy
Nancy
1 year ago

Love Gary’s unique view of things

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Terry
Terry
1 year ago

Me too!!!

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Arline Shenker
Arline Shenker
1 year ago

So much fun to read.

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Ben
Ben
1 year ago

I’m assuming he’s in therapy because he remembers things that never happened. Clearly this isn’t a relational analyst.

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J.L.
J.L.
1 year ago

Great minds think alike …

“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.”.
-Mark Twain

“I never said all those things I said”
-Yogi Berra

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David
David
1 year ago

At least you still have memories.

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SHENKER Lewis Shenker
SHENKER Lewis Shenker
1 year ago

Enjoy seeing his cartoons

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Mim Drachman
Mim Drachman
1 year ago

Ain’t that the truth! I don’t remember today!

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Joanne
Joanne
1 year ago

Love this!

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Aisling
Aisling
1 year ago

Ah, the good old non-days. ditto

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