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    Fly Me From the Moon

    December 22, 2024 | 5:56 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary B. Martin

    While art is subjective, here is NOT what this is an illustration of:

    1. Slim Pickens’ rodeo missile ride at the end of “Dr. Strangelove”
    2. Me trying to get a closer look at all those drones
    3. Bringing presents to those astronauts stranded in space

    Happy and Merry Everyone!

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for over 30 years. His illustrations appear in West Side Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, visit www.martoons.com

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    20 Comments
    Sharon
    Sharon
    1 year ago

    Thank you for brightening my Sundays!

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    Nook
    Nook
    1 year ago

    As long as those presents don’t clunk someone on the way down (something I always wondered about with Santa’s overburdened sleigh) I say bring on the joy Martoons!

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    Steve
    Steve
    1 year ago

    So before I read about the cartoon, I did think it was a takeoff on Doctor Strangelove. So now that I know what it is not, is Santa riding a giant penis? A happy holiday season and a terrific 2025 to all!

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    Mark
    Mark
    1 year ago

    Thanks for brightening the last half of an otherwise rough 2024, Gary!

    3
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    Howie Cherpakov
    Howie Cherpakov
    1 year ago

    What, no Festivus pole? 🙂

    2
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    Lisa
    Lisa
    1 year ago

    Happy Christmas! Merry Hanukkah!

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    Joanna
    Joanna
    1 year ago

    Great holiday gig, Gary. Amazon is getting really creative.

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    nancy
    nancy
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Joanna

    was trying to think of other things this could be a picture of. Ithat’s a good one!

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    Neal Leibowitz
    Neal Leibowitz
    1 year ago

    If he rides that thing too long he’ll get missile toe.

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    Carmella Ombrella
    Carmella Ombrella
    1 year ago

    Sweet. Made me think of the great 1902 Georges Melies’ film, “A Trip to the Moon.”

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    Andrea R
    Andrea R
    1 year ago

    Merry Chrismukkah! Thank you for the gifts of your cartoons this year! Looking forward to many more.

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    Laurie K
    Laurie K
    1 year ago

    Awww sweet! And illustration-Gary is Santa – I KNEW IT!!!

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    Birdie
    Birdie
    1 year ago

    Your cartoons this year were a wonderful mix of sweet and sad and angry and frustrated and loving and joyful. But as much as any cartoonist can, your illustrations make us feel something. Thank you.

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    Ellen White
    Ellen White
    1 year ago

    Love it!

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    Nancy
    Nancy
    1 year ago

    Neal, loved your joke! Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Paulof NYC
    Paulof NYC
    1 year ago

    He should be going to those stuck in the space station.

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    1 year ago
    Reply to  Paulof NYC

    i wish he could.

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    1 year ago

    2024 will be my first Christmas/Hanukkah mash-up as an Upper West Sider! (When is the next confluence of these two winter holidays???)

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    Mim
    Mim
    1 year ago

    Maybe just running away for a few days! 💕

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    David
    David
    1 year ago

    😍

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