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    The Martoonity Prayer

    July 14, 2024 | 6:02 AM
    in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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    By Gary Martin

    “I like to riff off the larger zeitgeist of the world in my cartoons and make them personal. So this week, I am tapping into the national discussion/argument/ nightmare on aging. And because getting old(er) is not going away anytime soon, expect more in this series I’m now calling ‘Martoons Musings on Maturity’ — but don’t hold me to that title! (I welcome better suggestions in the comments…).”

    Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for over 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe.

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    39 Comments
    Nancy
    Nancy
    2 years ago

    You’re right. Getting older(er) is not going away anytime soon. So in the meantime, here’s to the Martoonity Prayer!

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    Ellen White
    Ellen White
    2 years ago

    Hilarious! Thank you, Gary! ❤️

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    Paul
    Paul
    2 years ago

    *sigh* —ain’t it the truth.

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    Neal
    Neal
    2 years ago

    Good one Gary. YOU are in the Zeitgeist. Who knew?

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Neal

    thank you. what does zeitgeist mean again? 😉

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    Anne Watkins
    Anne Watkins
    2 years ago

    Eyesight may fail, but your insight increases. Way to go, Gary! Thanks.

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Anne Watkins

    This is so nice. Thank you.

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    Nancy
    Nancy
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Anne Watkins

    agreed!

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    Joanna
    Joanna
    2 years ago

    I like to see G.B. Martin’s brain at work. I really look forward to these.

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Joanna

    that’s so nice of you. Thank you.

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    LJR
    LJR
    2 years ago

    Another one for the fridge! Love this guy!

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  LJR

    thank you. i hope you have a large fridge!

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    Andy B
    Andy B
    2 years ago

    Love ‘em or leave ‘em Amen!

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    David
    David
    2 years ago

    Aging is not easy, it is certainly not pretty, but it beats the alternative. Go Gary!

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    Waco Kid
    Waco Kid
    2 years ago

    Ain’t it the truth!

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Waco Kid

    rev’nd!

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    Neal Leibowitz
    Neal Leibowitz
    2 years ago

    From here to Martoonity.

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    Nancy
    Nancy
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Neal Leibowitz

    oh. I want to see THAT cartoon!

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Nancy

    Me too!

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    Deb M
    Deb M
    2 years ago

    Another winner! I see a Martoons collection in the making….

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    Andrea Richard
    Andrea Richard
    2 years ago

    Amen. What a beautiful and insightful cartoon!

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    Sharon
    Sharon
    2 years ago

    Always great to see Gary’s work! Keep them coming.

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    Mia
    Mia
    2 years ago

    Hahaha. Still fighting getting glasses over here. Good one.

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    Joe Chiplock
    Joe Chiplock
    2 years ago

    Thanks for helping me get in touch with true self. Though I lost a bet…I thought this weeks’ Martoon would focus on Bastille Day….

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    Kathy
    Kathy
    2 years ago

    Best Martoon yet!

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    John Hoban
    John Hoban
    2 years ago

    Gary, wisdom and wit together who knew!

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    Alex
    Alex
    2 years ago

    I’ll look at this when I find my reading glasses. Another great one, Gary!

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Alex

    Thank you. check to see if there may be a magnifying glass on your phone.

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    Cork
    Cork
    2 years ago

    Bringing this one to my retina specialist and will ask him to post alongside the eye chart.

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Cork

    LOL!

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    Barbara
    Barbara
    2 years ago

    Getting older is tough. But you are making me smile again with this one.

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    Howie Cherpakov
    Howie Cherpakov
    2 years ago

    Luckily, funny never gets old !

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    Cindy
    Cindy
    2 years ago

    I don’t know ~ I think I’m getting younger! Keep ’em comin’ Mr Martoon!

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    Peg Callihan
    Peg Callihan
    2 years ago

    Wow. You are da m funny my friend. We need you every day.♥️🎈♥️

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    gmartin
    gmartin
    2 years ago
    Reply to  Peg Callihan

    ‘every day?’ That’s too much work! But thank you for the sentiment.

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    Bobbie D.
    Bobbie D.
    2 years ago

    Love it!

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    ERS
    ERS
    2 years ago

    Love the cartoon, keep them coming!

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    Meg Roberts
    Meg Roberts
    2 years ago

    Hysterical!

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    Laurie K
    Laurie K
    2 years ago

    Finally seeing this one! Clearly I’m an avid Martoonist! And old so!!!!

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