ABSURDITY The Story of West Park Church as Never Told Before (With an Ending!) September 21, 2023 | 8:33 AM
Mission Impossible UWS Edition
Tom Raccruise
“From the time I was 3 years old I always knew I was a bat in a raccoon’s body.”
BATCOON
Rocky Ripcord
Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious
Ninja raccoon
I heard there was a couch? (Throwback to the couch in a tree saga of West 95th St.)
LOLLLLLL
I am doing this for exercise if you must know and I don’t like being stared at.
Nothing to see here….
I am invisible.
2023: A Space Odyssey
“Shh! You don’t see me- I’m not even here!”
Between a rock and a hard place.
Rocky spotted Davy Crockett subletting at this building.
Or
Why is this strange man pointing an Apple gadget at me.
Hey, figure-out how to get me down and I’ll be your best friend!
“Help! I can’t hold this building up much longer!”
“I was told there was going to be garbage!? Nobody said anything about all these rats”
Once they’ve seen the big city, you can’t keep them down in the black mining hills of Dakota…
This was a bad idea…
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Help! I’ve risen and i can’t get down!
Anything edible’s good to me, but something different about those…
lol
You looking at me? I’m the only one here…
Police are still searching for the masked bandit who fled the scene at 95th street.
Not a caption, but I’ve seen raccoons in that same scaffolding before. Same building.
Stop or I’ll pee.
The right pedestrian should come by any minute….
Not Batman….Raccoonman!
Just looking for a one bedroom …..
High and dry
Where’s the air mattress?
C’mon, Crockett! This ain’t exactly comfortable!
Help!
Not having exact change, Rocky devised an alternate means of catching the M10.
Raccoons Are the Dimmest People.
She said Swallowing those magnets wouldn’t do anything!
Help! I’ve risen and I can’t get down.
Raccacoonie!
How about this caption: “And you thought that beings perched like this only happened in the movie “Matilda”?
I believe I can fly… If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it…
And now, for my next number!
Hiding in plain sight
“Okay… now what…?”
Cheese it! It’s the cops!
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Raccoonman!
Great view for scoping out meals
Elite personal trainer @Equinox. $200/hr. @CoonMan
I don’t care what you say, no job is worth this
Look up in the sky,… it’s a bird!, I t’s a plane! it’s a raccoon??
“I didn’t do it”!
Going for the gold .